#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #Bloodtrident🩸🔱 Vanya was confused as to why a weak little man was trying her, and Astarion thought she was just another holier-than-thou Paladin (especially after twisting his arm and telling him to “try to learn from this” after healing him)(he learned nothing)

#ocqotd #tavqotd #OpheliaAncunín🎀💀 Live action or animated, I can’t see anyone other than Ella Purnell as Ophelia

#tavqotd #durgeqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #Bloodtrident🩸🔱 As both Astarion’s consort and his personal bruiser, Vanya mostly just stands behind him looking menacing as the patriars make their catty remarks about their “new money” status and dealings with the worst of the city’s underbelly

The vfx looked cheap as shit in the trailer but the real lesson here is to stop casting fucking JARED LETO I would have loved to see my boy Nicholas Galitzine in that little costume but they just had to cast Jared Leto

genAI is poisoning our water and planet you should hate it all indiscriminately even if it "never touches" the final product

Again, I know next to jack shit about what happened in the fandom over the past week, but generally I find public callouts incredibly tacky. Unless someone is actually dangerous I don’t think we need to publicly air out our beefs with people

Tbh I couldn’t give less of a shit if someone calls Bloodtrident “hetslop.” That’s nowhere near the worst thing anyone’s said about them. It’s not even the worst thing I’ve said about them. They may be hetslop but they’re my hetslop

@ some of y’all idfk man

I only ever know less than half of what happens in this fandom but some of y’all’s birthstone is crystal meth and it shows

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunin🔱🫀 I’ve played as Vanya five separate times, and I’ve included her in several other campaigns

#tavqotd #SheydaSilverboughHannibal💀🪾 As a parting gift from Myrkul, Sheyda is no longer able to heal anyone. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a lot of opinions when she herself needs healing. She generally only lets Halsin do it bc “no one else does it right”

#tavqotd #SheydaSilverboughHannibal💀🪾 As a cleric of Myrkul, Sheyda was at odds with the other two dead three, Lathander, Selûne, and Shar After turning her back on Myrkul, she became an enemy to Myrkulytes everywhere, including much of her family

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 Vanya didn’t remember anything about her Paladin oath, not even her god, just that she broke it. But for reasons not even she could comprehend, she had a strong dislike for Lathander. At the Rosymorn Monastery, she felt deeply uncomfortable

the only target audience you should keep in mind when making art is the worms in your own brain tbh

#tavqotd #OpheliaAncunín🎀💀 On the surface, Ophelia is a spoiled, overly-confident little princess. Behind that is a cold, calculating necromancer. Peel both layers back, and you get a scared little girl who doesn’t want to become her mother or disappoint her father

#tavqotd #tavkidqotd Prospero: Blood Azelma: Spider Cicero: Bite Vesuvio: Asshole Ophelia: ✨Papa!✨

#tavqotd #tavkidqotd If your Tav had kids, what were their first words?

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 It’s funny that the gif is Anakin bc Vanya also killed younglings (and a city’s worth of others) allowing Astarion to ascend. She’d spoken to them before confronting Cazador. One of them was named Vanja That’s the worst thing she *remembers* doing

#tavqotd #tavkidqotd #keepingupwiththeancuníns Prospero: Mother and Father Azelma: Mom and Dad Cicero: Mama and That Thing Vesuvio: Vanya and Astarion Ophelia: Mother and ✨Papa✨

#tavqotd #tavkidqotd If your Tav and their LI have kids, what to their kids call them? The classic “mom and dad?” Do they call them by their first names? Mr./Mrs./Mx. [surname]? Dearest Daringest Momsie and Popsicle? Something else altogether?

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli

#tavqotd #durgeqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 Vanya feels extreme guilt for her violent thoughts, even if she doesn’t act on them, because she worries she will eventually This is one of the reasons she encouraged Astarion to ascend. She thought if he didn’t she’d try to kill him again (and succeed)

That’s it, I’m taking Astarion away until we all learn to be nice. From now on there is only Danhausen. And don’t ask him where Astarion is or you’ll be CURSED

#tavqotd #durgeqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 Attacking her daughter Azelma. Prospero had just died, and Vanya had been in bed and for over a tenday. Azelma went to check on her, and in her disoriented state Vanya thought she was Astarion and hit her face with a necrotic smite

#ProsperoAncunín⚔️🐺 After stopping Astarion from ascending in my Azelma campaign, I decided to include a version of Prospero from a brighter timeline. Instead of the Wolf of Szarr Palace, he’s the bard he always wanted to be (complete with a funny hat)

The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state True

#tavqotd #AzelmaAncunín🔫❄️ #RashanHannibalSilverbough🍄🪾 #SporeGun🍄🔫 Here are Astarion’s daughter Azelma and Halsin’s daughter Rashan! You could say they like each other

Commissioned illustration, @danhausen.bsky.social as his own horror manga.

#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️ #YasdiaXorlarrinBaenre🩸⚔️ #ViatrixXorlarrinBaenre🔮⛓️ You’ve met the Bhaal bites, now meet their cousins Yasdia and Viatrix, daughters of Vic and her ex-husband Jarlaxle (yes, that Jarlaxle) Yasdia is a blood hunter, and Viatrix is an enchantment wizard!

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 She has no idea where that child found the ugly-ass ring her ex-fiancé gave her but they have her permission to throw it in an active volcano

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #keepingupwiththeancuníns La Foule—Édith Piaf Basically the camera would move through the former Szarr palace, showing portraits of Vanya, Astarion, and their family through the years. A few of them are slashed or burned, particularly over Prospero’s face bc he’s dead

#tavqotd if your Tav/Durge had their own show, what would be the opening theme song? Bonus: how do you imagine the opening credits looking? Classic anime opener? Is your Tav falling Mad Men-style? Is it a montage of creepy tapestries?

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️ Even when Vic still hated Vanya she firmly believed as her sister she was the only living person who was allowed to be mean to her When Astarion and Vanya first became official, he was on his best behavior bc Vic put the fear of the gods in him

#tavqotd #SheydaSilverboughHannibal💀🪾 In Sheyda’s evil ending, she becomes a lich and takes Ketheric’s place as the chosen of Myrkul If you also choose Vanya’s evil ending (becoming the chosen of Bhaal in Durge’s place), they wind up killing each other trying to take control of the brain

#ocqotd #ocask #ocsky #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️ Shocking grasp to the beanbag Or whatever else she can reach if there’s no beanbag to speak of

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️ Vanya took Astarion’s last name bc she doesn’t remember a life without him (I’m so sorry Vanya 😭) When Vic was married to Jarlaxle she hyphenated their last names. Ngl she liked the idea of throwing the Baenre name around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Bloodtrident🩸🔱 Yeah I saw the bloody hands and immediately thought of Revenge-era MCR which tracks for them The strawberries were Vanya’s last meal before Astarion ascended and made her a vampire picrew.me/en/image_mak...

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #OpheliaAncunín🎀💀 Other than Prospero, Vanya really struggled trying to bond with her children. Her youngest, Ophelia, is particularly difficult bc she very transparently looks down on Vanya and thinks she’s stupid

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you? Hopefully I’m not this guy’s lawyer

What makes for good TV and what makes for a good relationship irl are often different, and it’s important to know the difference Also it’s better to be single than be in a shit relationship or try to make it work with someone incompatible

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #Bloodtrident🩸🔱 “Beware the Jubjub Bird and Shun the Frumious Bandersnatch” by Forgive Durden, for sure. Just look at these lyrics They both want to rip into each other’s throats, what can I say?

Happy VDay! Here’s Azelma and Rashan sharing a tender moment #AzelmaAncunín🔫❄️ #RashanHannibalSilverbough🍄💀 #Bloodroot🩸🍄

#tavqotd #ProsperoAncunín⚔️🐺 Prospero has a direwolf named Princess, who sounds like a chainsmoking 90-year-old granny who’s Seen Some Shit

#tavqotd #keepingupwiththeancuníns As for the Bhaal bites and their half-brother Dario, here’s who I’d cast: 🧵 Ben Barnes as the much-maligned dark justiciar Dario Sam Reid as the zealous yet hedonistic Paladin Prospero (1/3)

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀#VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️ I sure as shit wouldn’t trust Craig Mazin with my characters but if someone good were running the show, I’d have Léa Seydoux as Vanya and Willa Fitzgerald as Vic

I will accept cartoon or muppets. Anything else is a mistake

#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️ Vic will snatch Vanya’s shield and sidle to Gale to ask if he’s got an extra robe in the bottom of his pack. Seeing her naked is a luxury few can afford. Even though the gang’s seen her ass a bunch of times bc she’s not above mooning ppl she doesn’t respect

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 Vanya’s a B-grade horror movie actress in my modern AU, and in the 90s she was usually the blonde bimbo that dies first or the villain’s girlfriend (think Tiffany Valentine). In the 2020s she’s on the Moonshae Isles season of White Lotus

inspired by CR ep 14 when Molly got questioned and Jester kept asking ✨important✨ questions. Immediately had a Dom and Elijah Interview flashback 😭 #TheMightyNein #CriticalRole