my MIL needs to have her vocal chords removed

can someone do me a favor and slam my head into the pavement until i stop moving

i am doing so fucking bad

i feel like garbage i want to walk into the fucking ocean

DOMMMM YOUR SILLY WHAT THE EHCK

kells if you didnt want you fucking a married man to be everyones business maybe you shouldnt have bitched and moaned about it to me every day for weeks. just saying. play stupid games win stupid prizes

phone? stolem. #criminal #thief

gonna go get cherry pepsi and then lock in on my roblox trading card game

a cold cherry pepsi would fix me

#Davekat ~ 💙

holy fuck

Uni ate a whole chicken again today…!? Chicken Boy!

will is eating into my consciuousness i dont know how much longer ill be fronting grrrrrrrrrr

lowkey if you cite capitalism as the source of USA issues right now, youre being a bit willfully ignorant. we are quite literally falling into fascism as every day goes by, get a new talking point, capitalism and fascism are two different things

I LOVE GAY SEX

Systems when you suggest they endured trauma: no it wasn't that bad, so many people had it way worse than me, I wouldn't call it trauma exactly Systems when you ask them if they'd continue a relationship with That Parent if given a free choice: lmao no matter of fact I'm already no contact

‘Not Like Us’ by Kendrick Lamar wins the #GRAMMYs  award for Record of the Year.

sentences i never expected to say in roblox chat

it was almost a full straight in my hand

I LOVE GAY SEX

“I know there’s some black girl, so many black women watching me right now. And I wanna tell you, you can do it. Anything is possible. Don’t allow anybody to project any stereotypes on you” — Doechii accepting her first #GRAMMYs  award.

me when im fucking stupid and dont know how tightly woven drag culture is with the expression of and development of queer culture

Do you even know what a hand is?

genuinely if you are retired, have over 100k in your retirement fund, and you refuse to pull it out and then have the balls to complain that youre poor: cry me a fucking river. pull yourself up by your trust fund bootstraps and get the fuck over it. spend your retirement youre gonna die soon anyway

"its frustrating that i cant find anything" yeah wow damn... if only you had over 100k in savings and you werent just cosplaying poverty, maybe you could afford to replace things you lose

i just wanted to play video games but nooo instead i have to get berated by an old woman who cant handle not being the main character in everyones life.

genuinely i hope my MIL gets a flat next time she goes to town and i hope its expensive to repair

i think my MIL would genuinely drop dead if she was not a pain in the ass at least twice a day

There was no way for us to foresee how sexy Elias would be.

aint cornflakes the anti masturbation cereal. its my favorite cereal and let me tell you it aint workin

Kendrick Lamar is now a 20x #GRAMMYs winner.

the phrase "grab and growl" makes me soooo irrationally irritated

sexfreaks incorporated

insane trending feed we have going on here

LETS GO FOR FIVE WOOOOOOOOOOO JIMMYYYYYYYYYY

apparently this is a horrible misspeak and the only ai assistance involved was vocal clean up.

PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...

american politics

MEAT IS ME

bot is now active, it should post once every 12 hours, it gives song recs and i will be continually updating it! @playlist.ruins.party

how are these posts looking btw

just found out one of my coworkers passed away

american politics, transphobia

i told my coworker ive been listening to kendrick lamar and they said "i didnt know you listened to anything besides will wood"

whys my new vape have a faux leather exterior

weed joker

oj cool cool why is my lower abdomen cramping if you look at me and tell me im about to start my period i.... would believe you. thats making a lot of things make sense now