(Sorry for the reupload. I accidentally selected "Graphic Media" on the previous post so it got hidden from some folks.) If you didn't see it the first time around, enjoy. I sure did.

I made another (big) mess. 🌊

Tummy Tuesday, even though every day is tummy day for me.

Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. 😉 #monochromemonday

Too hot. 🥵 Melty Monochrome Monday.

It's Monochrome Monday. Or Mooby Monday. Both? Both.

My notifications have been blowing up today from new followers. Like, several hundred in a matter of a few hours. I spot-checked a handful and they all seem to be from politics-focused accounts. I suspect the vast majority are bots, but I can't be certain. Anyone else?

Hey. I'm still alive. I've been away for a a few reasons that I won't get into, but I've been stepping back from social media and most of the internet as a whole as of late. I may not post as often, but I'll check in from time to time. Have some low-angle hog and tum, since you're here. 😉

@fatdoggo.bsky.social and I went on a brief trip together. Meeting in the a point halfway between us, we booked a hotel for Friday to Sunday. We enjoyed the company, saw “The Wild Robot,” listened to music, talked about life, good food, late night ice cream, and each other’s wit or goofiness. 🥰

Sharing another mess for Tummy Tuesday. 💦 #tummytuesday

Glad you enjoyed my first video! Here's some more face painting for Fat Cock Friday. I still need to find time to go through and catch up on all of the content shared by you sexy fuckers. 🤤 Enjoy! I sure did. 😇 #fcf

I guess the video floodgates are open, and so are mine. 😉

Hey. I'm still around. This time of year is rough for me. 20 August was my anniversary with my late partner who was also my dearest friend (we were a triad with my husband), and this Sunday will be two years since he passed away suddenly. I'll post more when I'm ready. Thanks for being patient.

I have some old pics of me in a fox kigurumi. 🦊 Once the temperatures cool, I'll be able to wear them again. 😊

Rise and shine, it's Tummy Tuesday! ☀️ #tummytuesday

Busy lately. Need a vacation. And a big santabear to climb on top of me. 🤤

I'm hard at work, literally. You did this. #fcf

5 months ago, I started posting pics here as an experiment. It's a long story, but in short: For years, I avoided sex due to painful past rejections. Even though I eventually grew to accept and love my imperfect body, I felt few others would. Thanks for all the affirmation. It has helped me heal. ❤️

It's Hump Day, but I had no one to hump. The silver lining is that I gave myself a silver lining. 😋😉 #humpday

Tummy Tubesteak... I mean Tuesday. 😅😈 #tummytuesday

Didja miss me? 😘 #monochromemonday

Still taking a break this week, but thought it would be fun to share some random physical features that I really like on a guy: 1) Fluffy beards that AREN'T meticulously trimmed. I prefer natural looking over "perfect" 2) Bushy eyebrows 🥰 3) Weathered and hairy knuckles/hands 4) Huge mustaches 🤤

Hmm, this depends on definition. If you count someone's cock pressed up against my butthole but without full insertion, that would be this past weekend. If you strictly mean full-on penetration, it has been many years. I've actually never used a dildo before, but I bought my first one recently... 😇

Gonna take a little break from posting this week. I'll still pop in to peek at all the sexy dadbear pics, though. 🤤 See ya soon! #monochromemonday

A little help? 😏 #fcf

4. There isn't a specific number, but the more youthful your appearance, the less likely you'll turn my head. I like men with "patina". 😊 5. Very recently! Bsky is my "therapy" to help me get over some painful rejections that left me with self image issues. The affirmation gives me more confidence.

Instead of the usual, let's try this thing. Could be fun. Anything you want to know? 🤔 https://ngl.link/fatdoggo

Ever have one of those mornings when you wake up ravenously lustful and ready to fuck anything that moves? Yeah... 🥵 Happy Hump Day! Does it count if I fuck my own hand? 🤔

A different view of the tum today, just to switch things up a little. 😊 #tummytuesday

Since there were no dissenters, I went for the Dad Pipe®, for funsies. Happy Monday, champ. 😉 #monochromemonday

Oh good, you're home. I've been waiting for you... 😏🍆 #fcf

Here's a silly one for Throwback Thursday, circa 2003. A few photos from the only time I've worn a kilt of any kind. This was during a Halloween weekend at The Toolbox in Toronto. The bar closed less than a year later, sadly...

What's your sign?

I'm really tired today so you get a low-effort butt pic today. Hope you don't mind. 🥱😴 Happy Hump Day 😊

Tummy Tuesday! 😃 I want to cuddle and kiss and rub tums all morning... #tummytuesday

Hmm... Tobacco pipe for increased daditude? 🤔 (I don't actually smoke but might be fun to take pics with anyway, to lean into the whole dad fantasy vibe...)

Hey bub... while you're down there... 😉 Dutch Angle Monochrome Monday (DAMM).

A rare fully-clothed pic in which the infernal daystar is trying to unalive us. 💀🔥☀️

It's Fat Cock Friday! Can't wait to be done with work so I can take care of this properly... 🚀 #fcf

Speaking as someone with hyperspermia (it's a thing), I will state unequivocally that I not only enjoy small loads just fine, you don't HAVE to cum if you're finding it to be a challenge that day. It's okay. You're okay. It's the journey not the destination, etc. Now shut up and kiss me. 😘

This is the hat I wear when I'm on Bluesky: (Just a bit of fun - the smut will continue)

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

Happy Hump Day, purveyors of butt stuff. Well? Are ya gonna give dad the business or not? 😈🍑🍆

🥰♥️ it's my hubby, go tell him how much of a cutie he is.

Tiddy & Todger & Thigh & Taint & Tummy Tuesday 🙃

I know these should be monochrome, but I'm going to make an exception for this set. @beartalon.bsky.social visited this weekend, and I gave him some much needed attention. Being the generous man he is, he gave me breakfast in bed to show his appreciation. 🥵🥵🤤🤤

@beartalon.bsky.social has the best cock, which is something I tell him often. He's also an amazing human who I love dearly. 🥰♥️ I'll be posting more screengrabs from this video soon...

I hope everyone is having a pleasant and relaxing weekend 😊 #softiesunday

(Fat Cock Friday, or Flying Cum Friday) I hope you're thirsty... #fcf

Challenge for the willing: selfie right now (Sure, I'll do another one, hopefully you're not sick of looking at me yet 😂)