Surprised United didn’t get another five minutes of fergie time to get the equalizer

One of my cats is now in the habit of coming up from behind me and meowing as loud as she can right into my ear drum. This is depraved behavior.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Pretty rude of Tiger Woods to not be there to congratulate Rory tbh

Peak Rory right there

Rory’s lads all have fresh pints for the home stretch #noidneeded

In spite of the $$ I still want this to happen

If I can get Scotty/Rory/Rose on the final leaderboard I could win a few $$

Rory havin a mare

Rory walks out giving hi fives to all his fans while Cam walked out ignoring the fans and looking like he was on his way to open heart surgery. Advantage Rory.

Oh citeeeeehhhhh #fuckchelsea

Ohhh I got one 🎣

No Rory not like that

Not gonna say anything mean about Cody Gakpo not gonna say anything mean about Cody Gakpo not gonna...

RIO!!#liverpoolfootballclub

The Ev snatching a late equalizer is good news in the table for LFC

I’m hoping Rory wins the Masters and then goes on CBS and tells everyone to go fuck themselves. #rydercupbeef

Been there, buddy

Am I a bad person because I laugh when a golfer hits a ball into the water?

Feel like the dog owner hatred is pretty specific to New York City. But some of these New York dogs are real bad, literally one of them in Yonkers convinced a guy to kill a bunch of people back in the 70s. No wonder folks on here are wary.

I’m in a Masters pool ⛳️ for the first time and I’m the only one that typed out their last names. Everyone else is on a first name basis it seems.

I love telling the contrail whack jobs that trump is the one spraying them now.

Wait, the soccer stadium behind Citi Field is almost complete?

FSG has let the entire year go to shit because they won’t send this baldy fuck back to the Netherlands. Liverpool deserves better than whatever this is

It's important that every MLB game contains the national anthem, then a 2-minute "stand and applaud a military veteran" P.A. monologue, then a singing of God Bless America. We should be taking off our hats and celebrating America every 40 minutes for the duration of the evening.

Skip the paywall, this is what they saw

Now this is a problematic would

I saw a fox, but not at the nude beach

The big ciddy

Meg is pointing the cannon at you

We have been warned

Da bomb

My yute has got some stickers

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

This might be the worst throw I’ve ever seen, and that includes little league.

Good thing cigarettes are $20 a pack or the Red Sox would make me go back to them

Another year another top 5 bracket that misses because of the first weekend. I’m #8 now.

I got ppl in my building that will never speak to me again for speaking out in favor of this battery energy storage system but it’s happening nonetheless

I did not know that we never see the dark side of the moon. I always assumed it rotated and we just saw the part that the sun was reflecting off at that moment.

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This tree tries to bloom all winter anytime the temp goes over 40° so it wasted no time this spring

This is in response to the person I talked to tonight that was flat earth curious. Cocaine is a helluva drug so I get it.

Jesus returning while Trump is exiting tomorrow would make me believe in God

That's really high. 🤣

When you tell someone from Connecticut that their burnt ass pizza sucks

So close to summer yet so far

Lincoln died on a Holy Saturday. Just sayin

Those trump went to hospital rumors are too good to be true, but I’m gonna believe anyway.