Trying to prevent a calamity, wish me luck (ง'̀-'́)ง

My friend Ann told me we were just going to get monjayaki, but apparently "monjayaki" is also slang for makeover now?? ( ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃ )

Sorry noobs, Joker is re-charging his sp in Hawaii, tune in next week when he's lvl up again. - Alibaba OUT

It's better not to ask questions when your friend spends their money on lobsters, just love them for who they are.. (ㆆ_ㆆ) -Aditionally you'll never guess who I met when I came home !

When you come home from another outing, and go to feed your cat; only to find that he once again left you for your sister.. If you see this Morgana, Toy-gana is getting all your sushi, you traitor- ༼≖ɷ≖༽

When your rival asks you to go to an aquarium with him, and it just so happens to be a popular date spot, do you read into it, or are you just bros, being bros?? chat help-

When your rival buys you Dango, so you let him yap at you for free. ʕ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ʔ

(っ˘ڡ˘ς)

༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ ... we got crepes

Sir, sir please, I'm just trying to eat my sushi- (⋟﹏⋞)

About to ding-dong door dash this like a man on a mission. He'll never know- ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ( And because I know you're wondering: "Hey Joker what cake is that?" WELL; It's a coffee cake base with vanilla cream and caramel sauce, and of course fresh strawberries! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡°) )

my joker food blog posts are so inconsistent in how i draw joker, i'm so sorry-

I tried to go get dinner this Sunday, but my cat helpfully informed me that I spent all my money on weapon replicas(don't ask), and also, I was late to my part-time job... ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

Today I also decided to have a chocolate corone, what a coincidence! I highly recommend (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

(╭ರ_•́) He hated that parfait, I'm calling it right now.

I forgot how stressful the first month was, and I'm not even allowed in the kitchen yet.. Only my caretaker's curry can save me now o(╥﹏╥)o

Round 2, Crow, better aim to win this time !( ¬‿¬)~✿

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

The promise of a rematch hasn’t been fulfilled so I hope you have some good food recommendations from your hometown, Joker.

Have you ever gone on a date, where they make you pay for their food, doesn't let you order anything yourself, and makes you sit in front of them silently while they eat, before they just leave? I'd highly recommend it.

About to feed my best friend a (unbeknownst to him) very awful curry, to see if the food got fixed (°∀°)b

Guys I think I fixed our food situation, I'll confirm later !

How do I explain to my therapist of all people, that not everyone likes the same flavours of food.. (ㆆ_ㆆ)

Alibaba here; Joker dropped the matcha powder, he's been crying for 5 min. (This was his 3rd attempt.) ヽ༼ ಥ_ಥ༽ﾉ

For a moment there it felt like christmas was never-ending.

It's been so quiet without my favourite customer around...

◾This post was (definitely) scheduled Think I finally cracked the code on the coffee cake, though I do wonder if my favourite customer might find it too bitter? （￣へ￣）

..Coffee cake, hmm. I mean, I have been wanting to expand my repertoire ( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hmm, I messed up my latte art, should I still serve it to my customer...

A good mocktail hits the spot, and last Sunday I had a really good one. I can't tell you where though; I've been sworn to secrecy (ʘᗩʘ’)

Tuna anyone? Morgana gave it a solid 20/10.

Came by this place a couple of days ago, looked like it sold some pretty fun donuts, I might come back and check them out.

Welcome to Joker's food blog, where he posts at his own convenience. You might find a pattern, you might not, but you will find Morgana, and other potential stragglers.. ( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡° )