We're going on our honeymoon, please support us, chat !☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)chu

A blurry picture taken moments before disaster.. My friends wanted to hold a party for me before I leave Tokyo, and as you can probably tell by the precariously held cake, only my lap got to taste it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's been an eventful month; I was let out of prison on good behavior (EDIT: Lies) (EDIT1: Don't ruin this for me Oracle) and learned how to make a proper Omurice☆°˖✧ from my short-lived part-time job at a Maid Cafe ! ⸜( ´ ꒳ ` )⸝

So uh, Joker's in jail, chat... But we're working on it-

I wonder if anything will be different this time around..

I asked him how he could get sick in a "perfect" world, and mans straight up said: "I threatened a fake god, so he nerfed me" ??? ┐(￣ヘ￣;)┌

You'd think in a perfect reality, my parents would have at least wished me a happy new year by now.. ┐(￣ヘ￣;)┌ Soba's here to save me though !

My cat took "New year, new me" too literal, and I'm trying to cope with it, but at least this alternate vers. of tonkatsu ramen is pretty good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Merry christmas, and happy holidays to everyone, but the numeral gods I've had to fight this past year(s).. (ᵔ◡ᵔ)

Mans' talking about fighting god?? Mona doesn't seem too concerned tho, so I guess he's okay???

He's not high enough lvl to shed on the furniture, no one's told him tho-

I beat him at video games, now he has to eat low-grade tuna for a week.

A lot of things happened.. and uh, from now on this blog is dedicated to Morgana eating salmon.. it's what Joker would have wanted.

His situationship went on a date with his beard ╮(￣ω￣;)╭

Happy halloween everyone! Baked some plain vanilla cookies, with "spooky" icing~ This year I'm dressed up as the Detective Prince himself! (◕‿◕)

Hey chat, we're just eating takoyaki tonight, and wondering why exactly at least 3 of my closest friends have blackmailed me; am I the problem?? σ(￣、￣〃)

Trying to brew some cinnamon, and pine tea to cheer up a friend, I hope it does just a little bit of good (つツ)つ

Dark, aromatic and warm, this coffee was a delight to have at Miel et Crêpes! The beans were finely crushed and the blend was the perfect texture. Oh, and I heard the cake was good too ! ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Trying to prevent a calamity, wish me luck (ง'̀-'́)ง

My friend Ann told me we were just going to get monjayaki, but apparently "monjayaki" is also slang for makeover now?? ( ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃ )

Sorry noobs, Joker is re-charging his sp in Hawaii, tune in next week when he's lvl up again. - Alibaba OUT

It's better not to ask questions when your friend spends their money on lobsters, just love them for who they are.. (ㆆ_ㆆ) -Aditionally you'll never guess who I met when I came home !

When you come home from another outing, and go to feed your cat; only to find that he once again left you for your sister.. If you see this Morgana, Toy-gana is getting all your sushi, you traitor- ༼≖ɷ≖༽

When your rival asks you to go to an aquarium with him, and it just so happens to be a popular date spot, do you read into it, or are you just bros, being bros?? chat help-

When your rival buys you Dango, so you let him yap at you for free. ʕ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ʔ

(っ˘ڡ˘ς)

༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ ... we got crepes

Sir, sir please, I'm just trying to eat my sushi- (⋟﹏⋞)

About to ding-dong door dash this like a man on a mission. He'll never know- ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ( And because I know you're wondering: "Hey Joker what cake is that?" WELL; It's a coffee cake base with vanilla cream and caramel sauce, and of course fresh strawberries! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡°) )

my joker food blog posts are so inconsistent in how i draw joker, i'm so sorry-

I tried to go get dinner this Sunday, but my cat helpfully informed me that I spent all my money on weapon replicas(don't ask), and also, I was late to my part-time job... ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

Today I also decided to have a chocolate corone, what a coincidence! I highly recommend (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

(╭ರ_•́) He hated that parfait, I'm calling it right now.

I forgot how stressful the first month was, and I'm not even allowed in the kitchen yet.. Only my caretaker's curry can save me now o(╥﹏╥)o

Round 2, Crow, better aim to win this time !( ¬‿¬)~✿

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

The promise of a rematch hasn’t been fulfilled so I hope you have some good food recommendations from your hometown, Joker.

Have you ever gone on a date, where they make you pay for their food, doesn't let you order anything yourself, and makes you sit in front of them silently while they eat, before they just leave? I'd highly recommend it.

About to feed my best friend a (unbeknownst to him) very awful curry, to see if the food got fixed (°∀°)b

Guys I think I fixed our food situation, I'll confirm later !

How do I explain to my therapist of all people, that not everyone likes the same flavours of food.. (ㆆ_ㆆ)

Alibaba here; Joker dropped the matcha powder, he's been crying for 5 min. (This was his 3rd attempt.) ヽ༼ ಥ_ಥ༽ﾉ

For a moment there it felt like christmas was never-ending.

It's been so quiet without my favourite customer around...

◾This post was (definitely) scheduled Think I finally cracked the code on the coffee cake, though I do wonder if my favourite customer might find it too bitter? （￣へ￣）

..Coffee cake, hmm. I mean, I have been wanting to expand my repertoire ( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hmm, I messed up my latte art, should I still serve it to my customer...

A good mocktail hits the spot, and last Sunday I had a really good one. I can't tell you where though; I've been sworn to secrecy (ʘᗩʘ’)

Tuna anyone? Morgana gave it a solid 20/10.

Came by this place a couple of days ago, looked like it sold some pretty fun donuts, I might come back and check them out.