Welcome to Deal, courtesy of Network Rail

That feeling when you're accustomed to all public transport being 25 pence, and then you come to London on holiday and pay over twenty quid just to get your family from zone 5 to zone 1.

Wait did someone leave Baker Mayfield with two minutes and a one-score deficit again?

Just checking in on the progressive left in the United Kingd... Oh fucksocks

Very few things in sport give me more satisfaction than seeing Baker Mayfield absolutely thriving, while his former employers, who dropped him to bet the entire farm on an unrepentant sexual predator, flail around in the wilderness.

Not sure about this framing, @australia.theguardian.com

Southern Water: "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" #dealkent

Queensland media on Net Zero: "Is Net Zero going to bankrupt this nation with the most abundant renewable energy on the planet? We talk with a fossil fuel executive, and for balance we also talk to a fossil fuel executive who was in a different class at Churchie"

"Where are you going to place your penalty, Lucy Bronze?"

When I was campaigning for Australian Greens in the recent election, we were up against Labor telling everyone that the only party of meaningful environment action was themselves. “Action, not outrage!”, the guy kept shouting over my conversations at the polling station. That “action”:

“Gonna make me feel like I’m the only gull in the world”

As many as four computers believed to be impacted

The best comment I’ve read on Labor approving an extension to Australia’s dirtiest gas mining project until my kids are nearly 60.

They don’t mess around in Queensland

I think this is still my favourite joke from my old Grauniad cartoons.

Just seen that Leeds and Burnley are now mathematically relegated from the 2025/26 Premier League. Commiserations to their long suffering fans

For those who are obsessed with the existence of trans people, nothing will ever, ever satisfy them. As you are going to see.

Day by day you’re letting this wave of hate and discrimination sweep away the rights of trans people. Wes Streeting and Keir Starmer are throwing the LGBTQA+ community under the bus to cater for Telegraph, express and daily mail readers.

The sponsors of the Supreme Court action are now loudly applauding a judgement based on on "biological sex" which doesn't define that phrase beyond pointing at what is written on someone's birth certificate. Maybe it's a different JK Rowling to the one who was recently calling Imane Khalif a man.

Presumably for something to do while they waited

Fulham at Leyton Orient in 1997.

lol at the entire Bournemouth defence feigning injury at once on 92 minutes

Imagine being an actual fucking billionaire and still feeling obliged to dress up and go to show fealty to your feudal lord and master.

Cobham Services Leopard has seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the hard shoulder of the A23... C-beams glittering in the dark near Clackett Lane. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.

He's doing *exactly* what you voted for, you bell-end

This aged well.

I might be a bit late to the party with this insight but "You said I was cheap / You were the sale of the century" is a fucking great lyric.

Isn't that just Teslas?

Day 1 living after moving from UK to inner Brisbane: “wow that’s a fucking ibis!” Day 2: “there are loads of ibises in the street!” Day 500: “silly bin-chicken get out of the way”

We had over 27cm of rain in about 20 hours in our area of inner Brisbane, plus plenty more either side of that timeframe. #cyclonealfred

Here we go then I guess.

Cyclone Alfred stalled overnight and now expected to hit us 24 hours later than originally predicted

When you think about it, it's utterly mad that Australia renamed k'Gari to "Fraser Island" just because some bloke crashed his boat into it. It'd be like calling the lamp post on our street "Dave Streetlight"

Our apartment building’s book swap library is ready for cyclone Alfred

Wait, what?

I miss scarves out of the car window. You don't see that anymore 😔.

Can’t really put it any better than this: www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorize...

Nobody: Office365: "Just thought you might randomly like a hanging indent on that paragraph. No need to thank me"

Janelle in this video. This is literally the saddest moment of TV ever, and that's scientific fact and not just because it always makes me think of the feeling in my guts after Diego Forlan scored deep into extra time in the Europa Lague final.

Guys that’s not a fox

Picked up my print from the Spencer Tunick shoot in Meanjin/Brisbane. Well organised collection queue and some awesome video from the day. @spencertunick.bsky.social It was one of the most chilled and lovely things I’ve ever done. Would do it again in a heartbeat.

JUST BUY THE KIDS SOME FUCKING MILK INSTEAD OF MAKING THEM BEG ON THE FUCKING INTERNET FOR IT www.fox13now.com/2017/10/19/k...

This is really grimly fascinating. The urban sprawl of Sydney is so vast that it takes two hours to get from some western suburbs to Bondi Beach by public transport. Bondi, (which like most Eastern suburbs, is completely unaffordable to most people. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Commute home over Story Bridge at first light. Last time I was at this spot at first light it was for Spencer Tunick, and I didn’t have anywhere appropriate to keep my phone, nor would taking my own pictures have been popular

It's started.

Well that should stop them. Why didn't we think of this before?

I have not read this article fully nor really bothered to take in any details but it does seem very clear that Chelsea should be punitively relegated www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

Can't wait for Peter Dutton to sack tens of thousands of federal workers so it takes three hours to get through to Centrelink or the Australian Tax Office rather than an hour and a half.