It's a great strategy. By buzzing in, he gets five extra seconds all to himself to think of a response. #Jeopardy

If you come on here to argue that #Jeopardy contestants lose on purpose, or that the game is rigged, please reevaluate your life.

Accommodation

He .. did ... not ... have ... sexual relations with those kids!

His example would actually be a 500% increase, so he's doubly wrong!

"I didn't get the wrong answer. I just calculated it in a different way."

This rebooted version of the movie "Looper" looks terrible!

I'll be on the next Amtrak to Penn Station when that happens!

Don't f*ck this up, Hungary! 🇭🇺

Bluesky is the website with the highest number of Jeopardy! contestant profile pics per capita

"We felt safe protesting Biden and Harris, but if we protest trump, he'll harm us." Same people: "Both sides are the same!" 🙄

Meanwhile, the @cfl.ca is trying to phase it out.

How long until this story gets "Bari-ed?"

We live in a world where Pete Hegseth is as close to the presidency as Prince Harry is to the British crown.

Real "look what you made me do" energy here.

Just a station that's opening soon testing out the sign graphics, but I did have to check.

UAlbany had a similar lead on UConn 20 years ago as a #16 seed. Don't blow this, Siena!

Me: "Why is NBC posting this old news story?"... **A FEW MINUTES LATER** ... "OMG! It's not Josh; it's a completely different Duggar!" Seriously, get every female in that family into therapy already.

Replace God with Allah and Jesus Christ with Muhammad and imagine the reaction.

So who gets a bronze medal in the #WBC?

Boldt Castle ... Alexandria Bay, NY

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

Its really striking how much of our politics is driven by people who claim not to be Republicans but whose sole consistent principle is that every single problem in society is Democrats’/liberals’ fault

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Remember when Spurs had a manager that won them a European trophy?

So was there any celebrating of the team that was actually present?

Same guy who has said COVID would be eradicated before Easter in 2020.

"I'm fully accepting of trans people, but I'm really concerned about 'fairness' in women's sports." If that was you, congratulations on getting the ball rolling toward modern day Nuremberg Laws, because it was never about sports.

Should we be pissed off that Kash Patel is never doing his actual f*cking job, or relieved that he's never around to make things worse?

Zero leads on where Savannah Guthrie's mother is right now, but glad to see Kash Patel has so much free time in his schedule.

Fun fact ... the USA has more players playing for Canadian NHL teams than Canada does.

A solid 30% of this country would've ratted out Anne Frank's family without even a second thought.

Could sports media stop referring to the Miracle on Ice as a "semifinal game?" It was a round robin matchup between the teams that finished in the top two in group play.

"Briefly" is true in a geologic sense.

Well, it's not as if Canadian teams win The Cup anymore anyway ...

The Seahawks have to say "12s" because Texas A&M would haul them into court tomorrow if they say "12th Man."

The NFL statisticians heard my sternly worded complaint and changed Seattle's defensive TD from a fumble to an interception.

Over bettors to that Seattle lineman caught holding ...

FanDuel: "You okay? You've been acting responsibly since this afternoon."

Decided to sneak a peek at the Turning Point halftime show.

Remember, everyone "not watching" this halftime show will somehow have all the opinions about it tomorrow.

I need a cigarette after watching this clip!

Keep the messaging simple, folks!

Donald Trump is a racist.

for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations

Paolo not going for the Roger Craig quadruple double. 😔 #Jeopardy #TOC

"This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker."

Y'all are gonna get found out eventually!

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there