ETTD, World Cup Edition

Can the Wu-Tang Clan perform at halftime?

Ceçi n'est pas un but!

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a bad mother f*cker with a gun.

Sealand as neutral ground.

I never thought Brad Raffensperger would show more spine than the president of FIFA.

let’s fucking go

Good enough for 'Murica, though.

So we have July 4th festivities before games the USA isn't even playing in, but nothing for co-host Canada on July 1st?

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

FIFA confirms: Folarin Balogun’s suspension is just one game. FIFA won’t be adding more games to the red card. If the U.S. advances to quarterfinal, Balogun will be back.

Senegal going with their strategy from the AFCON final.

This may be true but it has nothing to do with trans girls playing sports. Many parents are absolutely clueless about their kid's actual athletic talent. Most high school athletes will never sniff an athletic scholarship. You would have been better off learning oboe and getting a band scholarship.

May as well post here too. If you live in the Albany, NY area (specifically Latham), please let friends know about the racist POS family that runs Taste of Italy. FYI, to make it somehow worse, this comment was made on a story about an autistic 7 year old boy that was recently found dead.

JFC, the same SCOTUS just gave the trans community its Dred Scott moment and they're still crying. These people are truly never happy.

That Dutch goal was the soccer version of an "and 1".

Balbuena ... that was your literal one job!

There was no president in 1776. George Washington took office in 1789. Theodore Roosevelt was still VP on July 4, 1901. McKinley was shot on September 6, and died eight days later.

If the Japanese public can accept this man playing for their country, I don't want to hear about any other national team being "too Black."

I swear every South American anthem was just some music major's undergrad capstone project.

The USA's next game is July 1st. Canada's next game is July 4th. 🤯

He's lucky because the CIA probably would've confused him with the real Lumumba and assassinated him again.

Is he bragging about still being in high school at age 20?

LOL @ the Turkish keeper looking for an offside on a corner kick.

Remember when goal kicks had to leave the penalty area before they were in play? Hard to believe such a simple law change could lead to situations like this.

Lionel Missi?

Double doink!

Did Leni Riefenstahl take this photo?

WTF Qatar?!? Are you just angry with us cause our women can drive??!?

Just expel Qatar from this tournament already!

Could we just not hold any majors (or Ryder Cups) on Long Island?

History at the World Cup as Tori Penso leads the first all-American, all-female officiating team at a men's World Cup 👏

I've counted at least 10 Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 shirts, and they've only been open for half an hour. Let's see if Six Flags New England gets "invaded" today.

Most teams incorporate elements of their flag into their uniforms. Norway says let's just wear the flag as a shirt.

Thierry Henry sitting there as Alexi Lalas calls the French team lazy. They're going to stab this man before it's all over.

Holy shit! There's leopards eating your face, and then there's leopards tearing you apart limb by limb and devouring your insides.

What I think Vorzihna says to himself every time he makes a save for Cabo Verde 🇨🇻 I

The NBA hands its championship trophy to the owner; the NHL hands the Stanley Cup to the team captain.

Was there a Willy Wonka sequel where Augustus Gloop and Violet Beauregarde got married and had a kid?

Germany's goal song is "Major Tom (Coming Home)" and all I can think of is Gale's terrible karaoke video from "Breaking Bad."

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

Rangers fans concur.

Did Scotland borrow their uniforms from Clemson University?

Really? We're following the #USMNT bus like it's OJ's Ford Bronco?

Respect to Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimovic for their restraint in having to pretend to take Alexi Lalas seriously. #FIFAWorldCup

Of course, my local FOX affiliate puts a thunderstorm warning over the score bug. #FIFAWorldCup

I guess it's a good thing to get the two longest national anthems out of the way in the first game. #FIFAWorldCup

So who's responsible for undoing the trump curse? Taylor Swift? Detective Benson?