Being festive 🐻‍❄

Its friday, we made it 🙌🏻 Now go get into some shenanigans 😜

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What a day, what a week. We're nearly there though 🤞

D.E.A.D and its only Monday 😫

Got a cut, hate it! Moral of the story: dont cheat on your barber. Wait for them to come back!

Time for Stranger Things and Cake 😋

Happy Thanksgiving to my American Bloomfs 🦃.

HHD 🍑

Just ate my weight in Sushi. Happy Boy 😊

Sure can 😏

Oops, had to delete my Happy Saturday photo. Didnt realize my credit card ## was visible 🤦‍♂️ Anyway, Happy Sunday. Gym time 😊

Time to go home ✈️

Wednesday in Vancouver. Trying to decide if I want pizza, sushi or 🍆💦, 🤔

Did I even take a flight if I dont get an underwear shot in the washroom 🤔

Instagram reminding me of my thick boy days 1.5 years ago right as im scoffing a massive chocolate bar is the icing on today's cake 😫

Sometimes I dress up nice! Taking my partner for fancy dinner for his bday so had to pull out the good shirts. This is the only one that fits me 🐷🐷

Its finally Friday 🙌🏻

What a long ass week. Finally made it to the gym, did legs, they're already dead, looking scruffy AF but its nearly Friday 🙌🏻

Pinched a nerve in my bicep, havent been to the gym in days, eating everything around me and im ok with it 👌🏻

This is how your email found me, all day today 😌

Very hungover.

Thinking about getting my first tattoo. Should I do upper arm or thigh 🤔

Last thing my laptop sees as its slammed shut 😌

3 weeks into the bulk and 8lbs up 💪🏻

My colleagues POV

Does my ass look big in these pants 😜

Its giving Fall Dad 👨🏻

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Following in the footsteps of @colootter.bsky.social

Beachy lumberjack here for all the wood 🪵

Back at it 💪🏻

Sometimes I dress up nice for dinner

Lets go blue jays ⚾️

So this is 38 😊

Barber out here doing good work ✂️

Wednesday 💪🏻

8 hours of b2b zoom meetings later 😮‍💨

Me + Sofa + Halloween = Spooky Season 🎃

These gyms, they're trying to murder me ☠️

Thank f**k its the weekend 🙌🏻

Definitely time for a trim 😌. Probably should clean that mirror too!

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Happy Thanksgiving!! Pretty sure I gained 10lbs this weekend 👌🏻

Giddy up 😂

Long weekend plans - be lazy and eat everything 😌

What if we met on the hanging c**k rings 😌

Exhausted 😩

Lighting update for spooky season 🎃

Happy Jocktober 😈