as to terminology: COCK is my favorite. followed by dick. penis is too clinical. dong, schlong, willy… meeeh, not sexy. thanks for tuning in to my CockTalk!

Making hats my personality whildt I grow out my hair #MCM

Sunday funday 😜

Its the weekend yuss 🙌🏻

I missed a whole week so here's MCM, TT and so on, in one! *yes I know my tv is full of finger prints. It just got mounted. Ill get to it 🤪

3, I think!!

Long weekend vibes 👌🏻

The suns out 🌞

Summers coming. Need to stock up on new swimwear!

Monday's amirite 😴

Im very hungover, im very horny and im very hungry!! 💀

Saturdays 😌

Eight hours of b2b meetings today. Think im mentally and physically dead but brightside, it's nearly Friday 👌🏻

I think my days of wearing a small are well and truly passed (on purpose)😂

Last meeting of the day done 😮‍💨 Fuck me, what a day!!

Lazy Saturday incoming 😌

Might f**k around and rewatch Game of Thrones unless anyone has any good recommendations 🤔

First time I'm leaving the house in a week post surgery and its snowing 😭😂

Lá Fhéile Pádraig Shona Duit ☘️

Binged two seasons of The Gilded Age in three days 😳. Its so good!! #MCM

I just discovered The Gilded Age and im low key obsessed 🙌🏻 Morgan Spector = Daddy 🥵💦

Gotta wear this bad boy for the next four weeks. No gym, running, sex or undue pressure on my leg for three weeks but post this ill finally be able to get back hiking. Maybe a redo of Utahs great five to celebrate 🤔

Colour matches my eyes 😂

Time to chill & contemplate buying a switch 2 before having surgery tomorrow. Its minor, on my leg! No biggie. Bright side, four day weekend starts now 🙌🏻

Having major Fomo with all these Pokopia posts. Should I buy a switch 2 hmm 🤔

Nearly forgot its hump day 🍑

I am my own best company I suppose 😌 but if one more colleague is late to a meeting today im gonna go full on meltdown 😅

Happy #MCM ✌🏻

Feels good to have a Saturday with absolutely no plans 😌

Its been a week. 17:00 Tomorrow cant come fast enough!!

Happy Tuesday Y'all 😊

How big are you? 5'10/177.8 cm 165 lbs/74.8 kg

Hit my mid point goal weight - 165lbs. 15lbs to go!! Iv zero interest in having abs this year.

Another friday, another wfh attire day!

Ohh that sun felt good today (even if its minus 5 outside). We all need some extra D!

New underwear just in time for Humpday 🍑

Its nice to be home. Think I gained 10lbs from this work trip 😌

Seattle, you've been a blast. Prob one of my best work trips. See you in a few weeks for more shenanigans 😏

Seattle is 🔥

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Its friday and im finished work until sunday 🙌🏻 time for beers in Seattle's finest establishments!

What a day! I need a beer and food. Then i need to get d***ed down

Hotel lighting really is the best 👌🏻

Slightly different post but Seattle, you are damn pretty 😍

Its tradition at this stage 😏

Sunday morning chores done so the rest of Sunday can be this. Gotta love a long weekend 😌

Fresh fade Saturday ✂️

Its wfh friday and the sun is finally out in Toronto (still cold af). We made it!!

Im getting over the flu so a oldie for humpday 🍑

Annual ECG and the nurse scalped a few patches 😮‍💨 I may be very hairy everywhere else but id like to keep what little chest hair I have please and thanks!!