pov: someone told me measurements in fractional inches

Picard Season 2 is like a film student who just learned what "In medias res" means.

We're hard at work gearing up for @magfest.org ! We'll be there with all the beloved indie arcade community classics, like HOVERBURGER by Robysoft, Nightmare Kart by @b0tster.yeag.gay, Dyebreaker by @runningjump.games , and a new build of TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME, by @jameskor.in and @kokode.io !

Dear Tourists, I want you to come visit our great city. But please, if you see the subway clock at 1 min, let’s see some hustle down those stairs.

My studio neighborhood sure has a lot more cool looking Gen Z kids in it than it used to.

Voyager had a lot of crap episodes. But the finale sure was trash.

The French are constantly millimeters away from a head on collision.

Counting calories in Europe like

Energy gels are just bougie simple sugar.

“STILL IN THE SKIN OF MY MOTHER”

Absolutely decimating my YouTube recommendations by learning French with Peppa Pig.

Science needs to discover a way to harness the concentrated stink of cyclists gloves.

My lease renewals says "e-bikes or other lithium-ion battery powered devices are not allowed to be stored in the unit". Damn gotta throw out my phone and laptop I guess.

Another day, another stinker of a Voyager episode.

Oh yea you love new york? Name all the buildings.

“Man I love pickles” I say, oblivious to the fact my wife is currently devouring the half-sour pickle that came with me bagel.

We must retvrn to klinker

when the nice indie software begins telling you to "supercharge your productivity" and a sparkle icon appears

Scott Galloway: “I want the mayor to pickup the trash and operate the subway.”

Can someone please explain to me why dems are melting down at the idea of city owned grocery stores? As if the state has never owned a retail store before… I grew up in NH where the state ran all the liquor stores. Cuomo opened Taste NY, a literal state owned food purveyor.

I am unsure how to react to good news anymore.

We love ranked choice voting folks.

The ideal railroad runs no trains.

There’s a special place in poser hell for dudes who straight pipe their brand new pickup truck.

The fun part of bikepacking is every lunch becomes a mukbang

Oh come on Apple.

I've been trying to vibe code a greenfield project. My success rate was super high at the start, but as the project has grown (still not super complex), the hit rate is plummeting fast.

Overheard: a man in Williamsburg talking on the phone, smugly, “not before you let ‘em know that you’re the GOAT.”

I don't think I'm going to do the training ride the Xert AI is trying to make me do...

Time for second lunch

Summer is here in NYC

No one I know under 50 rides a BMC. Maybe instead of wasting money on sponsoring a world tour team, they should pay their designers to make an actually interesting bike again.

Summer is coming.

Still dreaming of the best ride I've ever done.

My ultra cycling obsession is actually just a sugar addiction in disguise.

Tailwind still has dogshit DX.

The UX of this stuff is so trash. Why is the event description all the way at the bottom of the page. It should be the first thing you see!

Working on a tool to make finding and registering for bike events less miserable. Particularly for newcomers, it’s hard to know what events are a good fit, what registration prerequisites are (what’s a USAC, what’s RUSA?). Is it on BikeReg, Active, or the other platforms?

Cycling is too expensive. I can’t afford all this food.

Turbos training does have one upside.

All my homies love the giro train.

What complete idiot at SRAM designed the only retention system for a chainring nut to be a brittle piece of plastic?

The fact that the UCI only gives out four year bans for doping tells you everything.

I scored a set of Roval Alpinist wheels at the NYC Bike Jumble for $500. So I'm gonna be a heathen and put them on my Cannondale.

What’s a man gotta do to earn 100%

the true cyclists secretly believes that runners have to be, in some sense, kidding themselves.

Every damn day.

People who like Voyager, it's all just nostalgia... right? No way anyone who's watched this series can objectively think it's good.

Webflow making GSAP "free" is actually them pulling up the ladder behind them on visual editors for web animation. The new GSAP license says you can't use GSAP for "any software, tool, or service that enables users to create [...] animations through a visual interface".