DAZN are experimenting with having AI identify the players and put stats on around shots, etc, for the play off final. I’m not sure how I feel about it. Ve try FIFA-esque.

Horrible time wasting by Arsenal there. Take note, Moyes.

By the way. If we hadn’t conceded in the 92nd, 100th and 96th minutes in the last 3 games we’d be four points better off and 6th. Night!

Actually thinking about it, he played most of the evening like someone auditioning for a move to City.

Hate to be negative but Ndiaye could’ve taken the ball to the corner flag on 95 minutes and seen it out.

How is that not a penalty?!?

We’re gonna lose this 4-3.

“Barry - he’s on a hat trick now”. Things I didn’t think I’d hear today.

What Pete Waterman was up to in the 90s.

The latest episode of the Boys is… erm… interesting. Feels like it’s coming very much to an end at the right time. Possibly that they should’ve stopped at series 4.

I don’t understand how that isn’t a penalty.

This PSG v Bayern game is brilliant.

Someone recited this exact response the other day. You see? That other place wasn’t secure enough. We must have a ballroom for the president!

So Wythenshaw won 13-1. Niasse played defensive midfielder whilst Lescott was up front. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Stephen Ireland looked decent, George Boyd was very good. Wes Brown can’t run. Only realised Darren Gibson was playing when he was subbed. Papiss Cisse is still ace. Danny Drinkwater has found his level.

Watching Oumar Niasse play at Alty. Come on Oumar!!!

Haha Foden can’t even make an hour when playing in the Man City reserve side v a Championship team. Incredible drop-off from him.

Only one result came in, but it was the most important one, so today has been an absolute success. 👍

So proud of York City. Kept going till the end. Not sure it actually crossed the line but fuck it. Well deserved. Right. Premier League in four years. 👍

Today I will be worried about football in this order: York City (draw gets us promoted but fuck me - why Rochdale away on the last day?!?) Alfreton Town - local team who need to win to stay up or they go down to parks football - step 7 of the pyramid 😮 Everton - need a win but 🤷🏻‍♂️

Nice day for it.

Just starting Race Across The World. “On my wife’s death bed she wanted me to get closer to her sister.” Did she, aye. Dirty git. 🤣

By the way, captain fantastic was at it again for the winner. Concentrating on fighting as opposed to trying to stop someone heading the ball in.

You’re not going to win if you stop shooting for the last 20 minutes against a rookie keeper.

Stupid McNeil.

Miles off to be fair.

He’s offside there.

Scored too early.

This ref isn’t going to book any of their players is he? Red incoming for us.

This classic Everton. Start well. Miss chances. Concede to a dodgy decision and/or defensive mistake/deflection.

As much as I love Dewsbury-Hall I’ve just seen the chance he missed at 1-1 on Saturday. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Fucking hell. 50 years old. Urgh. Still, I’m off to see Chris Helme do an acoustic thing tonight which should be decent.

There’s a good chance that Trump is going to get confused and shoot down that Artemis shuttle isn’t there?

6 points from 6 for York over Easter against their bogey teams whilst Rochdale only pick up one point. Sweet.

“And if I tap you on the shoulder you will become…. A traitor…”

Anyone know of any spares for the derby by the way? Happy to pay, got an account to transfer to, etc.

Hang on. This Steve Bracknell thing with his Royal Oak team is an actual real team??

Any chance Southampton fancy getting promoted and buying Tyler Dibling back?

The bbc are pissing and moaning that the atmosphere is flat and Chelsea are awful. They’re 3-0 up in the cup quarter final against a terrible league one team. Am I missing something?

So Scott Mills has been fired for something that was investigated and dropped ten years ago? Yeah, something else has happened hasn’t it? Or he’s made a very recent powerful enemy.

Isn’t this daylight offside thing just going to make every team play really deep and even less goals get scored?

Off to Butlins Skegness with a load of actual real life mates for an indie weekender lads. Pray for me.

I watched SNL last night by the way. Some bits were okay and made me chuckle. Some bits were pretty bad. Bit like the normal SNL really but worrying in that they had weeks to prepare the first one. You could tell how nervous they were. Was a bit smug at times. Will give it another go though.

Oh my god, I’m wanting Leeds to win here…

Barry’s mates in the Chelsea are gutted.

Hahaha that Chelsea keeper 😂😂😂

So am I right in thinking that we’re paying Jack Grealish £300k a week to be nice to charities? Sound. Well done Everton.

Last chance on Saturday to tailgate at the match before laws come in to punish you for it legally, lads.

Was Glen Hoddle on comms yesterday calling it Camp Now? Sounds like something @seanrostron.bsky.social would insist on.

Oh Chelsea!! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer team.

This Chelsea thing has made me weirdly angry. I actually hope Forest complain about this one. Everton definitely should. Is there a way the other PL clubs can appeal against the result?