Turning a dogs brain into good puppy goo (he doesn’t mind 😉) Wonderful spicy art made by @pacheriggs.bsky.social

Me thinks he likes it down there Ft. Mesa (@pyrorexx.bsky.social) 🎨: Strawb Shibe

The amount of distressed im caused by not really wanting to be here anymore but hanging in there for /other/ people is compounding 🥲

Wow!! It's us! 🤩 ft. 💙 boyfriendog @keplin.bsky.social and 💯 goodog @kizma.bsky.social

Parkour!!!

“We made a fuck ton of money, more than we planned, but not as ridiculously much as we arbitrarily decided we want, so we have to cut all of your bonuses and possibly lay people off” Is my favorite type of corporate executive bullshit I hate rich people so much

I’ve been so grossly irritable lately I don’t know if it’s the lack of caffeine (I should be far off it that withdrawals are over) or the fact I’m hungry always because of this diet but after a month of diet and exercise, I’m in the most irritable and negative headspace I’ve been in for months

Where they hyena boyfriends at >:(

Stolen by @kizma.bsky.social (Don’t remember the 📸 sorry)

Losing weight is so cruel because I feel like I worked so hard last week just to go from 249.5 to 246.1 and, I know that’s objectively fast results, but it feels like I’m going from “very over my ideal weight” to “slightly less very over my ideal weight” lol Just gotta trust the process

For a while I thought I might be diagnosably paranoid. I kinda always often feel like everyone is against me or is just putting up with me. I think I REALLT just have self esteem issues with a healthy dose of catastrophic thinking. Not really sure how to fix this 🤔

Vine-Era furry fandom was so peak

I just want to live in Skyrim 🏔️ 🐉 🏔️

It’s insane that I was consuming so much caffeine that cutting my intake in half, and then that half into a fourth, is causing two seperate events of withdrawal lol Was up over 72oz of coffee + occasional sodas or teas throughout the day per day

Why do people hate on funko pops so much? I get they’re not the fanciest figurines of all time but theyre mostly cheap and available for MOST popular characters you’d want I only own 1 of Gojo but idk, its cool that any time I like a character there’s this standardized collectible figure for them

Winning the war against naps but getting third parties by the BIG eepy sleepies 😭

I think my nerdiest take is that I HATE dragon rider tropes. Be it “game of thrones” or “how to train your dragon” or whatever else I think it’s some turbo cornball shit when some hyper op beast is just like “oh yeah, small beneath me human can just tell me what to do and I do”

CompTIA charging $150 for a “maintenance fee” on a certification I got 6 years ago should be illegal They somehow convinced the IT world they were necessary and now they’re taking anyone and everyone to the bank while putting I minimal effort 🙄

What reasons might caffeine have little to no effect on me (I do not have adhd) But like all my life I’ve been able to consume basically endless caffeine without feeling any of the typical jitters I hear people talk about and when I fully detox I still find ~36+ ounces of coffee to be underwhelming

Part 2 Are there any over the counter vasoconstrictors I could use to reduce body temperature in suit and, if so, are there any markedly dangerous reasons to not try this

Working out without drinking water to build a tolerance to physical activity without hydration (I.e. fursuiting) Good idea or nonsense?

Latex is such a popular kink I wish I was into it but I look at it and nothing clicks ☠️

Thinking about how good it would feel to cum down your throat ;) Wanna make urself a useful pup? ;p

What if we docked 🥴👉👈

I miss 2016-2020 era furry fandom Not tryna sound burnt but shits never been the same since Covid

Hot 🥵

What if we docked 🥴👉👈

*pumps cum down your throat* You’re welcome pookie~ *Fortnite dances*

*pumps cum down your throat* You’re welcome pookie~ *Fortnite dances*

What if you came over here and licked the pre of my drooling cock

Today I am thinking about: Boyfriendog 🤤

My guy :)

You’d look good takin a ride 😘

Who am I getting boy pregnant this month 👁️ 👄 👁️

Never underestimate the difference between “do you want to do ‘x’ with me” and “Id like you to do ‘x’ with me”

Puts you into a mating press uwu

I gotta move closer to downtown Denver when my lease is up. The activation energy to just get out and do ANYTHING is so high when I have an hour drive minimum 😭

big day today! 📸: @tigerbunny.bsky.social

Love love love this photo @fletcherwolf.bsky.social took and edited from FC 🤩 What do you think?!

Huge “just stay alive” type day

Sit on it, bottom.

Wanting a partner that makes life worth living but not wanting my mental health to be on the back of someone else type beat

Happy hyeem day :D Here is my YEEM :)!!! 🎨: @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social

What if you came over here and licked the pre of my drooling cock

My mom telling me I should go live on a commune cause I’m a communist that thinks everyone should get the same thing after I told her billionaires and homeless people both shouldn’t exist 😭

*Bites you TFing you permanently into a hyena*

They’re not brothers they’re BOYfriends

I am, once again, in dire need of a hug :C