ALIVE--?

Eeep...

[A mammet-sized Ancient approached @suiveilleur.bsky.social, uncertain, but with hurried steps nonetheless.] Y-you...ah... ...Azem...? Is that you, maybe...? [They'd seen many familiar colors while wandering around, yet none quite so clear as his.] ...Aion...?

(FEAR SQUEAK)

Sagging......

[The mammet-sized Ancient was sitting in a little patch of flowers in Labyrinthos, but... Some were slowly wilting, others were slowly twisting. One had grown an eye, staring at them.] ...oh...

I bet you love getting online and seeing me post like I exist from a gay porn parody of your beloved ""shadowbringers""

[It was scary in that massive place they found themself in. It was a little like Elpis, in some ways...but they knew an artificial environment when they saw one. So, Thais returned to the little portal they'd tumbled out of...and eventually, the mammet-sized Ancient, unsundered despite their--

Oh...even small, I still...make flowers become strange...

🎨:edo_mond Thais :)

(But...you also have white hair and.....)

Elpis flowers...

...!!!!! (A mammet-sized ancient has approached @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social !! Some strange toy--?! ...no. Stranger. It was very much alive, and very much unsundered.) O-oh...!! You... ... M-maybe not... but your soul looks so much like... (As slow to get to the point as ever.)

Oh. Big world.

hermes gets CANCELLED #ffxiv

((It's inconvenient that they exist, but it's improper, or rather incorrect, to neglect a child, so the child was raised. So goes the perfect unsundered world.))

((Talks for 50 years about my made up region of the world unsundered that Thais comes from))

(A suspiciously independent wind-up Ancient has escaped Labyrinthos... It is teetering around Old Sharlayan, peering around.)

TRIO COMPLETE!!!

(An ancient-like creature the size of a minion tumbles out of the Aitiascope in Sharlayan with a squeak. ...maybe it is just a wind-up Ancient, considering it's fallen on its face and hasn't gotten up yet...)

(Unwanted) assistant to the chief overseer of elpis

Thais lore is literally just Shin Sekai Yori I plagiarized Shin Sekai Yori and made Emet Selch pro life

((PUNCHING WALLS i love them))

...!! Herme-- I mean...most honorable Fandaniel!!

((finally made thais real))

hawawawawawawawa

I had to explain creation behavior today...

(Wearing a....very obviously glued-together mask) ...g-good as new!

Oh...? The key for my journal lock doesn't fit anymore...? Did I bend it when I fell?

((Me: this is my USELESS and ANNOYING OC that NO ONE LIKES every ancient with thais: :3 omg hiiiii thais ur doing amazing i love u xoxo <333 Me: .....AND NONONE LIKES THEM AND IT IS CRITICAL TO THEIR LORE AND-))

Hm! (Standing tall!! They finished their notes! A large stack of paper sits on the table next to them... ...but the crack in their mask finally broke it in two, and it slid off their face.) ...UWEEEEEEEP--!!?!? O-oh no, oh no...!

Cute...! Cute....!!! (They're MOSTLY remembering to take notes....mostly...) (...the one time they're not an anxious wreck is when they're alone with cute concepts.)

((i am expanding thais lore.......i might softly retcon some things but i haven't rp'd much w them here so it might not actually be a retcon anywhere but my mind....))

Eeeep--! M-most honorable chief of the bureau of the architect...!??! I-I merely-- I was merely, um, shamelessly requesting a...filter of such proposals......

A-AZEM, IF I MAY BE SO BOLD AS TO REQUEST THAT WE DO NOT SUBMIT A CONCEPT FOR "WEED THAT JUST FUCKING KILLS YOU" !

Please stop approving concepts for "weed but better", "weed that makes you higher", "weed that gives you superpowers", "weed that gives you psychosis", "one day blinding weed", and other variations, Hythlodaeus I am begging

((doodle i did of thais and @crybabyoflight.bsky.social's azem :3))

((doodle i did of thais and @crybabyoflight.bsky.social's azem :3))

((Thais wrote all of these))

((It's inconvenient that they exist, but it's improper, or rather incorrect, to neglect a child, so the child was raised. So goes the perfect unsundered world.))

((Talks for 50 years about my made up region of the world unsundered that Thais comes from))

((Thais definitely has the least tragic or fucked up lore of all their shards, but I think they’re probably the most pitiable... but that's probably an inevitability of them not being an antagonistic character in any way whegdhdgdj. I don't wanna spell it all out since I think it's better for--

NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS NO MORE SHARKS

(SCREECHING IN HORROR AT THEIR SHARD)

((i havent really found a way to make thais in game that feels right...their have a very specific face in my mind arghhh))

The most eminent emet selch is birthing

Maybe I'm not cut out for this...and yet, I'm not good at anything else either... Sigh...

the ambystomas ran away again...............................