Good to see Ange back in the Premier League. Good luck to him tonight against Arsenal (and every other team except for Liverpool).

First spin of the new CMAT album after streaming it a bunch of times. Looming forward to her and the super sexy CMAT band in Melbourne next year!

Anyone seen any details of the Football Family presale for the Australia Cup final?

Is there a keeper called Jack Wazowski?

Football kit Friday.

A Leagues fans:

Good day to wear this Seattle Sounders jacket I randomly bought off Depop recently.

Flew back to Melbourne from Cairns today. Watched the Sov Cit 4 Corners episode on the flight, and landed to the news from Porepunkah. Fucking cookers man.

Machach released on compassionate grounds‽ The article from Melbourne Victory doesn’t give any more information :(

Maybe Olympic Kingsway should replace Perth Glory in the A-Leagues.

Ticked off everything on my to-do list this weekend so spent some time in bed reading my new book. Thanks @benaaronovitch.bsky.social!

Any discounts for the Victory vs Wrexham match in Melbourne yet?

This Seattle Sounders jacket was really cheap on depop, so I guess I’m a Sounders fan now.

Worked at Falls Festival 20 something years ago. Went to the toilet backstage, was doing my business when someone joined me at the urinal. I look to my right and there’s Paul Kelly.

Matilda’s last night was a good time. Let’s hope Victory make tonight a good time as well.

Ended up with tickets on level 3 for the A League Grand Final because I couldn’t get a group of 6 in the north end when I logged in at 10am. Shitshow.

Bruno!!!!!!!

Zinedine Machach!

Claire Hooper’s House of Games must have been filmed a while ago. Either that or Lehmo has served penance for his comments about the Matilda’s.

I can’t make it to the Victory match tonight for a bunch of life related reasons. But I’ll be at home watching and will be at the Grand Final once we beat Auckland. #MVCvAKL

Another statement from the NT has dropped.

NT have released another ‘statement’.

Good: I’m going to see Slowdive tonight! :) Bad: I’ll be missing Antony Greens last election coverage :(

Noah Balta with the double negative in his statement: ‘violence isn’t never the answer’.

North Terrace ‘leadership’ in FO phase of FAFO (again)

Seeing her wear that bloody hat made me think of this song. youtu.be/bdw1Pw4nIv0?...

1 - Since Mo Salah joined Liverpool in 2017, no other player in the Premier League has more: Goals (182) Goal involvements (267) Open play assists (76) Open play chances created (481) Shots (1,025) Touches in the opp box (2,489) Only.

I wonder if this guy was involved in the shooting of the wife of Weezers bass player.

I’ve just sent the following email to the Melbourne Victory Football Club in response to their handling of the Pride Cup on Saturday. I also CCd Caroline Carnegie.

who was the first person to see a frozen lake and be like “get me my sharpest shoes”

What if 2 million civil servants emailed Musk back with “I read Grimes’ tweet. You better call her. Your kid is sick.”

Saw Kylie Minogue in concert last night and she was spectacular!

Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

Filled a Nebraska sized hole in my Springsteen collection a few weeks ago, thanks to Kank Wolverang Records in Ballarat.

Yes! I’m excited!

What's that? You'd like to catch the train from Melbourne to Ballarat and then connect onto a local bus to reach your final destination? Well buddy, does it suck to be you. Here are the wait times from the arriving train in Ballarat until the next service for each of the city's bus lines.

Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇

RIP Marianne Faithfull youtu.be/DzjWktKA0S4?...

Made up these chunky Hungarian salami today. Used the 75mm Banquet Bag salami cases this time. A few days fermenting, 6-8 weeks drying in the fridge then they’ll be ready for eating!

WHO DID THIS!

Wow. Meta is blocking the posting of a link to the 1991 song ‘Treaty’ by Yothu Yindi on January 26. I’m posting from overseas - cannot. Zuckerberg’s “masculine energy” looks very like Beijing’s approach to ‘history’ and ‘community standards’

Facebook appears to be blocking links to YouTube links of Treaty by Yothu Yondi.

Bloody hell. I didn’t expect The Courier in Ballarat to publish an opinion piece sticking up for Cook on the eve of 26th of January.

Changed my bio here to say ‘F⚽️⚽️tball’ rather than the proper word in attempt to get rid of the NFL posts in my feed. Let’s see if it works!

We found a pub in Cairns showing the Victory match. #AUFCvMVFC

Paramount Plus going to ads as soon as the violinist starts. #MVCvMCFC

Go Tillies! AUSvTPE

It's kind of handy that we have such a simple way fellas in Australia can indicate they are already in a relationship and very much off the market