Everyone point and laugh at the USA.

Hahahahahahahaha once again.

Hahahahaha. Go Belgium.

I feel for Herrington, he’s played so well.

Get in!

52 days until I escape cold, dark Ballarat and fly up to sunny Far North Queensland for a week. But who’s counting?

Nervous AF

Why have the Dandy Warhols released a Marilyn Manson cover in 2026?

PSA: Check your myGov notification settings. I just logged in for a random reason to find some important messages sent 8 days ago that I never received notifications for.

When Vanuatu United released their badge design I knew their kit design would be 🔥 and I had to have it. Today it arrived and it’s as 🔥 as I expected!

45 minute train delay thanks to a fire between Sunshine and Footscray in the same spot I’ve seen kids camped out for a couple of weeks. There’s even a rope swing tied to the tree.

At least my next few weeks are free now. #MVCvSYD

FTFY: A young man who was killed when someone driving a car struck a group of pedestrians in Melbourne's north-west was on his way home from attending the Supernova Comic Con & Gaming convention, police say.

Today an Easter miracle occurred. My two CMAT GAA jerseys were delivered by DHL!

Would it bad to vibe code an extension that removes all references to that new HP TV series from my feed/s?

Probably won’t do my Japanese Duolingo lesson tonight if we don’t win.

Let’s go Tillies.

This.

We ❤️ Sam Kerr

The only thing worse than the performance from Melbourne Victory tonight were the guys pressing buttons who are apparently called ‘Orkestrated’.

Greyhounds are the easiest dogs to look after. All they do is sleep.

CMAT last night at The Forum was phenomenal!

Wellington Phoenix vs Adelaide United @ Sky Stadium, Wellington because why not.

Stein of Balter XPA at Melbourne Airport. On our way to 9 days in and around Wellington!

There’s a lot going on at the moment, but I’m happy to announce that I’ve joined the Ballarat Roller Derby League committee as the Roller Skate Fit Club coordinator for 2026! Learning how to skate is fun, so if you’d like to join us hit me up!

When I left Ballarat on the train it was 30c. Shorts and tshirt weather. Train gets delayed due to the thunderstorm. Looks like it’s now jeans weather. Let’s hope King Gizz bring the heat like they did last night.

Saw King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard play an analogue synth heavy ‘rave’ set at Federation Square in Melbourne last night! It was bloody good, and I’m even more looking forward to forward to seeing them twice at the Music Bowl in December now!

For the second time in 3 weeks the 15yo boy has cancelled going to the football with me at the last minute. So I’ll be watching Victory v Auckland on tv tonight. Not up for the trip to/from Ballarat by myself.

Jordy Bos!

After being reminded I hadn’t ’picked my pack’ at the Aus Cup final, my Melbourne Victory membership pack arrived today. The scarves are a bit more luxe than previous years. The boy will be happy with the Gold membership status after missing out on a scarf last year.

Does anyone have tips for pubs in the vicinity of Lakeside Stadium that will be open around 5pm tomorrow?

Good to see Ange back in the Premier League. Good luck to him tonight against Arsenal (and every other team except for Liverpool).

First spin of the new CMAT album after streaming it a bunch of times. Looming forward to her and the super sexy CMAT band in Melbourne next year!

Anyone seen any details of the Football Family presale for the Australia Cup final?

Is there a keeper called Jack Wazowski?

Football kit Friday.

A Leagues fans:

Good day to wear this Seattle Sounders jacket I randomly bought off Depop recently.

Flew back to Melbourne from Cairns today. Watched the Sov Cit 4 Corners episode on the flight, and landed to the news from Porepunkah. Fucking cookers man.

Machach released on compassionate grounds‽ The article from Melbourne Victory doesn’t give any more information :(

Maybe Olympic Kingsway should replace Perth Glory in the A-Leagues.

Ticked off everything on my to-do list this weekend so spent some time in bed reading my new book. Thanks @benaaronovitch.bsky.social!

Any discounts for the Victory vs Wrexham match in Melbourne yet?

This Seattle Sounders jacket was really cheap on depop, so I guess I’m a Sounders fan now.

Worked at Falls Festival 20 something years ago. Went to the toilet backstage, was doing my business when someone joined me at the urinal. I look to my right and there’s Paul Kelly.

Matilda’s last night was a good time. Let’s hope Victory make tonight a good time as well.

Ended up with tickets on level 3 for the A League Grand Final because I couldn’t get a group of 6 in the north end when I logged in at 10am. Shitshow.

Bruno!!!!!!!

Zinedine Machach!