I love that my neighbors recognize and accept how stupid their trucks are in order to tow their horses. "I run over four children just going to the grocery store. I don't even see them!"

Our first real competition this time :) we placed in all five events we entered into!

"I believe we are in crisis." "The distance between what is said and what is known to be true has become an abyss. Of all the things at risk, the loss of an objective reality is perhaps the most dangerous."

Watched Dune last night with friends with the sounds and bass literally shaking my walls 🥰 Perfection

He cute

Your favorite dragon designs in media GO! Onyxia - World of Warcraft Temeraire - His Majesty's Dragon Dragonlance dragons Paarthunax - Skyrim

Kobolds ❌ Iksar ✅

Boarding the plane last with a window seat, forcing all the hopeful, comfortable people in my aisle to stand up. I am a monster.

[ posted 14 years ago ] Oh God I'm old

I have no idea what the these lyrics actually mean but I love this song. I'm probably accidentally singing along to something horribly depressing again 🎵 They say I should be present Find my independence Breathe in, doing this on my own 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6oI...

Convincing my climbing friends to go see Primitive War while they're belaying, so they can't move and are forced to listen to me

Dragon art train! Quote repost with your dragons and some others to you would like to see continue the train :) -- I ain't taggin', quote if you'd like!

Rock-a-Doodle The Brave Little Toaster Secret of Nimh The Neverending Story idk anything non-Disney and non-Dinosaurs was traumatizing 😂

Primitive War is the best Jurassic Park film released since the original, no I will not elaborate on this.

I keep thinking about Primitive War. Might try and see it again before it leaves the theaters on Monday

"My brother-in-law was one of the founders of Friends of the River." "That's awesome! They sue us all the time." I am excellent at conversations

Guys GUYS. Primitive War was SO FUCKING GOOD I HIGHLY recommend seeing it. It's only in theaters through Monday. It has a million, beautiful, realistic dinosaurs set in Vietnam that takes itself just the right amount of serious vs fun B movie. 10/10 go see it! primitivewarmovie.com/launch/

It's not that I dislike old people, I just dislike hyper focusing on the past. These people don't live in the present

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The past is difficult. I think I've gotten well last the point of pining for the past or "what if"ing the past, but it certainly carries a rising tide of emotions that you can't fight, that all you can do is acknowledge and say yes, I'm feeling that, it's not good or bad, it just... is

After taxes, insurance, and retirement, I can't believe I take home less than half of my paycheck. Adulting sucks

If you don't get chills while a T-Rex appears on-screen while Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son plays I don't know what's wrong with you And yes I already have my tickets :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKMX...

Flashed a new 11d on slab and sent my 12a project, also on slab 💪

Sunny, high 80s, breezy, summertime, and the weekend has begun 🥳

Got my largest bonus ever at work 😲 definitely feels like a "thanks for still being here, sweet Jesus please don't quit" award. I'll take it!

Laura Loomer got asked about one of my tweets in a deposition resulting in a shouting match and demanding an investigation over whether I'm actually Bill Maher

Since when are sketchers eighty dollars

/r/climbingcirclejerk getting too real again, fucking furries! :p

Shibas are playing house.

When I last climbed at Granite Arch I could climb most 11b routes with some projecting and effort. Went back there for the first time in four years with some friends and flashed 11d, and got up a 12b with a couple falls. Nice to see some improvement over the years!

Furthest I've gone: N - Harstad, Norway E - Naples, Italy W - Seoul, South Korea S - Te Anau, New Zealand

Bruh this nails that early 2000s MySpace emo. And this came out last year!? Awesome.

Excuse me, what

Did cloverleaf exercises over poles with my horse in the canter, first time ever doing that. What a great workout!

Of course they're my lock screen 💕

The content this world needs

It's really bizarre watching people's who's lives are objectively better in every way walk around angry every day. People really choose their own misery sometimes, it's sad :(

Anxiety intensifies

Sent a two-month long 12a project last night! 🥳 Been sending 99% of it for weeks and falling repeatedly on the crux. Ended up getting it on my second try last night. Now I'm kinda tempted to try it on lead...

Girl makes bad decisions for a love story significantly worse than Twilight ✌️

a mountain lion definitely considered eating me in Yosemite, but decided against it for unknown reasons

Jurassic World: Rebirth committed the cardinal sin of not having enough dinosaurs in a dinosaur movie. 😭

I hereby declare this Sunday to be renamed to MANday: * Used large wrenches to remove a balls receiver from a hitch * Picked up a trailer * Helped friend change a flat tire * Used trailer to pick up broken lawn mower * Fixed broken lawn mower

5-1 in our Dragonstorm cube draft last night! Behold, my pretties

!!! Project Hail Mary trailer! As someone who read the book this looks really, really good. :D youtu.be/m08TxIsFTRI?...

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Feeling soooo good climbing lately. Confident. Floating up the wall, projecting some good shit, including a 12a on slab some of my friends won't touch 😄

Me, in my 20s: Using vacation to do house work instead of going on some long vacation? Are they stupid? Me, in my 30s: I definitely need to use vacation to get my house projects done. 😅

"My doctor has tattoos of the moon phases on his arms and compliments my climbing muscles." I like how this statement is not incorrect