At last, I can retire

So long, bumper-to-bumper warranty 🫡

Electric bike = trucks intentionally trying to hit you, being honked at, getting associated with people in spandex Electric skateboard = kids rolling down their windows to shout awesome at you, random thumbs up, everyone's starting a conversation with you where the first word is "duude" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

why money gone at end of month, where go? [pulls up spending reports] House: One billion dollars Pets: One million dollars Self: Twenty bucks Hmmmm better spend less on myself this month!

Ow my pecs

I love my two types of friends that are like 1) "I love board games, I'm so good at scrabble." and 2) "I love board games, my kitchen table is exclusively used for War of the Ring. What's your favorite race in Root?"

> Be me > Lost 50% of staff, working hard > Inherit project that's been passed around for 11 months > Have had project for 3 weeks > Called into meeting to be scolded for why project has taken a year 🙃

Flashing slab 11c feels better than any other 11c It's just so technical, I love it

I'm a bad person

Leave me alone, Microsoft!!

Real

Last I'll mention this! One week before I'll be at BLFC! I have a two queen bed to myself atm for $175 a night after taxes and fees, arriving on Sun, leaving Fri. Would be happy to split costs in a per night basis

Quality

Fellow frugal followers rise up, this is completely normal right? Why turn on AC when nature provide free AC outside??

Azusis Airlines includes FREE in-flight meals, subject to availability. Azusis Airlines is not responsible for dropped sandwiches in case of emergency maneuvers. Please grip sandwich firmly. www.furaffinity.net/view/62450678/

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid. I think this is the first one I remember. There were probably earlier ones, but I distinctly remember this one.

Tshirts I actually buy:

I just changed my reservation from the suite to a two queen bed room for a complete total of $175/night. If anyone interested, I'm looking for 1-3 (mutual) roomies to split the cost!

The necessity of driving itself. Cars make us unhealthy, they carve up our communities and disrupt our lives, and we let it happen because we don't know any better. Fuck cars

Anybody want to room with me at BLFC? 🥺 I had roomies, but circumstances changed and they're very unlikely to go. I have an executive king suite (1 king bed, and I think a pullout bed couch) $250 a night split between however many people.

Still relevant

I need to re-read Animorphs. Those books are so wonderfully fucked up. Makes Wings of Fire look like Winnie-the-Pooh.

"Using only images, explain how you came to be a furry."

I love that my neighbors recognize and accept how stupid their trucks are in order to tow their horses. "I run over four children just going to the grocery store. I don't even see them!"

Our first real competition this time :) we placed in all five events we entered into!

"I believe we are in crisis." "The distance between what is said and what is known to be true has become an abyss. Of all the things at risk, the loss of an objective reality is perhaps the most dangerous."

Watched Dune last night with friends with the sounds and bass literally shaking my walls 🥰 Perfection

He cute

Your favorite dragon designs in media GO! Onyxia - World of Warcraft Temeraire - His Majesty's Dragon Dragonlance dragons Paarthunax - Skyrim

Kobolds ❌ Iksar ✅

Boarding the plane last with a window seat, forcing all the hopeful, comfortable people in my aisle to stand up. I am a monster.

[ posted 14 years ago ] Oh God I'm old

I have no idea what the these lyrics actually mean but I love this song. I'm probably accidentally singing along to something horribly depressing again 🎵 They say I should be present Find my independence Breathe in, doing this on my own 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6oI...

Convincing my climbing friends to go see Primitive War while they're belaying, so they can't move and are forced to listen to me

Dragon art train! Quote repost with your dragons and some others to you would like to see continue the train :) -- I ain't taggin', quote if you'd like!

Rock-a-Doodle The Brave Little Toaster Secret of Nimh The Neverending Story idk anything non-Disney and non-Dinosaurs was traumatizing 😂

Primitive War is the best Jurassic Park film released since the original, no I will not elaborate on this.

I keep thinking about Primitive War. Might try and see it again before it leaves the theaters on Monday

"My brother-in-law was one of the founders of Friends of the River." "That's awesome! They sue us all the time." I am excellent at conversations

Guys GUYS. Primitive War was SO FUCKING GOOD I HIGHLY recommend seeing it. It's only in theaters through Monday. It has a million, beautiful, realistic dinosaurs set in Vietnam that takes itself just the right amount of serious vs fun B movie. 10/10 go see it! primitivewarmovie.com/launch/

It's not that I dislike old people, I just dislike hyper focusing on the past. These people don't live in the present

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The past is difficult. I think I've gotten well last the point of pining for the past or "what if"ing the past, but it certainly carries a rising tide of emotions that you can't fight, that all you can do is acknowledge and say yes, I'm feeling that, it's not good or bad, it just... is

After taxes, insurance, and retirement, I can't believe I take home less than half of my paycheck. Adulting sucks

If you don't get chills while a T-Rex appears on-screen while Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son plays I don't know what's wrong with you And yes I already have my tickets :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKMX...

Flashed a new 11d on slab and sent my 12a project, also on slab 💪

Sunny, high 80s, breezy, summertime, and the weekend has begun 🥳

Got my largest bonus ever at work 😲 definitely feels like a "thanks for still being here, sweet Jesus please don't quit" award. I'll take it!

Since when are sketchers eighty dollars