after everyone leaves and it's just you and the leftovers

casino on christmas night? why not 😂

shleigh bellsh riiiiing, are ya lishtening? in the laaaaane, shnow is glishtening a beautiful shiiiiiight, I'm happy toniiiiiight carmela can you shut the fuckin dooooooor~ 🎶

merry christmas yall ❤️🎄

where can u get any hot food your heart desires at 1130pm on christmas eve?? my arab homies at the local bodega. always there when u need em, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. hardest working mfs in the entire city 🫡

The main course of the holiday table. for @omegawolf.bsky.social

merry christmas eve! come get a candy cane ;)🎄❤️ 🎨: AnChee

don't forget to viciously maul a friend this wolpsmas 🐺 🎄

new christmas fit acquired 🔥🔥🔥

Lazywolf ❤️

Season's greetings!

new york has more christmas-y weather than colorado does right now lmao

Phoenix Palace in Chinatown, NYC. fuck me that was incredible 😮‍💨

so much for "chiefs nation" eh?? 🤣

Oh deer 🦌

lived in colorado for so long now I almost forgot what good Italian pastries and bagels tasted like 😭

best part of going home for the holidays is seeing my fluffy idiot babies 🥺❤️

HOTTY TODDY BABY HERE WE GO!! 🏈

damnit oklahoma u had ONE JOB

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year theonion.com/cia-realizes...

christmas vacation has finally fucking arrived. all of my clients are officially dead to me until january 5th 👍

welp..we just shattered a 108-year old temperature record in Denver for Dec 19 by...almost 3 degrees F very cool, very normal 👍

puka never misses an opportunity to be an absolute twatwaffle does he? 😂

Bro lost his briefs somehow, can you help him find them?

all that bellyaching over possible record high winds today. so much so that company management even made us work remote today. we even put up all the inflatable christmas decorations and couch cushions that were outside so they wouldn't take flight all for a max gust of...19 mph 🙄

man, fuck AI fuck AI for making us distrust everything fuck AI for giving us worse services at higher prices fuck AI for using our water sources fuck AI for taking our jobs

Patreon reward for Fonsokami!! patreon.com/Nick7005

🎁Fifth up for #artvent we've got @pitiyindee.bsky.social's Hank Howell. The animation work and character design on this lad is such a marvel. He perfectly captures those classic character design traits, and the animations have been delightful. Can't wait for part 3.

KNICKS WIN THE FUCKING NBA CUP KNICKS WIN THE FUCKING NBA CUP OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST WATCHED

"manually driving" absolutely sent me. god these tesla people are fucking hopeless 🤣

i have really been enjoying the hell out of Pluribus. and Fallout is coming back this wednesday! i am one happy tv show watchin camper 😎

mmm...almost 70F out and 106 on the air quality index. it's almost like summer never ended here! (fuck this weather with a rake)

BREAKING: WOLPMAS IS ONLY 15 DAYS AWAY 📽️ wolpwednesday on IG

try some akita balls right up close 🎨 @tritscrits.bsky.social

Pawbert's briefs.😳🩲

Commission for RangeriCat

lmfao

Sometimes you just need an eager humpy puppy to help you out scratching that reeeeeally deep itch 😅 🐶 @elijahhusky.bsky.social 🎨 jb

stealing your wallet

thank you all for the birthday wishes. was a lovely surprise to wake up to this morning ❤️

bama and OSU both lost today?? best day EVER

added some giant C9s along the driveway, an inflatable Grinch, and lit up the trees you'll be able to see this house from satellite soon 😂

god yes georgia BELT TO ALABAMA ASS ALL DAY

i don't want a career, i just want wolflings

kind of incredible what Dirac ART does to a waterfall graph in a powerful home theater. my subs sounded good before but they are positively VIOLENT now. the rocket launch scene from Interstellar absolutely ripped my face off at -15 dB quick bass decay = chest punch. it's ADDICTIVE

SOON IT WILL BE WOLPMAS

finally!! a real snow storm has arrived at DOGHAUSWX! time to start sending 6 hr. snowfall measurements to MADIS 😎