YOU CALL IT PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS I CALL IT BUILDING BRAND LOYALTY. JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER discord.gg/WhMjr5ZKpp

✨ AFTERLIGHT Gen 2 Auditions are officially OPEN! ✨ If you’ve ever dreamed of performing or sharing your light with the world...this is your chance. 🌟 Apply here → forms.gle/UBCPJD5VEiEh... 🕛 Deadline: January 5th, 2026 at 12PM EST

forgot to promo on bsky again, but i have a new video out! ft @towsertv.bsky.social (thumbnail art also by them!) youtu.be/LuRFtdaAwHE

I MIGHTVE FORGOTTEN TO POST THIS HERE. NEW MINECRAFT HORROR MOD VIDEO youtu.be/e7-S9eYQVAk?...

NEW SECOND CHANNEL VIDEO YUPPP www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuqV...

hi guys surprise theres a SECOND channel video. bet you didn't even know I had a second channel Get Trolled (its basically whatever I could save from the scuffed date everything stream) (I need a new PC) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv1A...

studying to become a lawyer for salad so I can finally learn what cole's law is

every time I talk to my friends I feel like I'm getting peer evaluated for autism

gay person realising something

AI can't replace me I'm insane

*eating skittles* mmmm the taste of Fаggоtry

guys I'm so sorry if any of you have IBS but I can never remember what it stands for and in my head it just stands for I Be Shitting

Boyfriend asmr pov I'm evil mickey mouse and I get hit by a car with a fat ass

Wish I was a non binary person with an identical twin think of thr comedy potential

Twitter user A_FatPenguin donated $2M dollars to the LGBT community "Fаggоt" they stated

I can't tweet this

my lesbian friend or as I like to call them my lesbro

Extending my coddolences to people with a fish allergy. You all have my shrimpathy

A underscore fatpenguin tweet be like penis gay

when can we finally rename home depot to homo depot

*nat geo documentary voice* they used to litter every office space like an epidemic. now after an international spay and neuter movement, mechanical mice are no longer an issue! you too can help make the change by pulling their balls out from under them!

if mechanical computer mice had balls does it mean that modern computer mice are neutered

THANK U ALL FOR THE GREAT STREAM !!! surprisingly did NOT have to end stream due to lag :) first bingo event of... at least 2

me, @afatpenguin.bsky.social, @torichibimoon.bsky.social, and @thetomatochan.bsky.social may not have won the bingo hosted by @rejectevents.net tonight, but we most definitely won in style!!! Thank you all for playing with me!

I AM NOW LIVE (until i inevitably end stream due to lag): www.twitch.tv/a_fatpenguiin

🚨 AFTERLIGHT Vol. 0 drops THIS FRIDAY! 🚨 Your favorite songs, remixed! Just a few more days until you can hear them! 🎶 Which track are you most excited for? Let us know! 👀

WHY ARE THESE FOUR PLAYERS BEHIND MY BASE

a story in 2 pictures

...Nevermind. Can someone check on 2/3 of the ball brothers?!?? And check on the whole ball family while you're there. I'm starting to think it's genetic

This person is on every fish's hitlist...

For the second richest player on the server, you'd really think they'd have less deaths...

Now that 2024 is over, let's look at what our players have been up to last year!

new year new me docs.google.com/presentation...

ive created peak for itg open.spotify.com/playlist/2Lh...

On the sixth day of Oriental, Lunalotll gave to me... Six trips for milk! At least that's how many times I've been told they've left their kids. Maybe now that they're on the same SMP that won't be the case? Please welcome ok_very_cool to the Oriental SMP!

On the seventh day of Oriental, Lunalotll gave to me... Seven spells-a casting! Please welcome @lillybeacon.bsky.social to the Oriental SMP!

BALL FAMILY FOREVER

On the fifth day of Oriental, Lunalotll gave to me... THE WHITENING. Oh my god no we said whitening not unwhitening. Please welcome @hyfe951.bsky.social to the Oriental SMP!

On the third day of Oriental, Lunalotll gave to me... Three Ball Brothers! Please welcome @gaymerfrog.bsky.social to the Oriental SMP!

On the fourth day of Oriental, Lunalotll gave to me... These Four Pla- wait this isn't right. Eh, he's close enough. Please welcome ETemple to the Oriental SMP!

IT'S HERE! LAST MAIN CHANNEL VIDEO OF THE YEAR MINECRAFT BUT WE RUINED IT WITH NATURAL DISASTERS! youtu.be/mm2cp5tza38

LIVE ON BEACON SMP www.twitch.tv/a_fatpenguiin

We're pleased to announce that Project Beacon has now launched! Project Beacon aims to aid the transgender community in America. To find out more, watch the video linked below, check out our website, and follow us for updates!