it’s getting real fuckin eerie out here with the serendipitous synchronicities brother the universe is speaking to me and i am all ears

throughout heaven and earth

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN MAN

it’s not that i want to try some gear it’s that it looks fun and like it would solve all my problems

i need to be killed

splatter it all on live tv

blow my shit off smooth

i need to be shot in the head

i’m going to yosemite man!

this is a math account now and for the duration of this course

i will not whine-post, whine-posting is the cringe doer

i just come here to check on indy

yeah man. okay

today i forgot the damn Product Rule

getting a job offer tonight i hope they give me lots of and lots of and lots of money

anyone going to yosemite soon?

linkedin remains the dogshit website

i love my mom dude. and my friends. big time

im about to do unspeakable things to a curry udon in my area

moves are being made at speeds that defy comprehension

anyone smoked a light blue american cig recently?

mikey madison do you fuck with unemployed cripples?

yesterday I watched Look Back and cried tears

here’s some philoslop for all the thoughtcucks out there mirror.xyz/myceliastarg...

i miss the old logo!

i open the other app and want to hack people with an axe and this one greets me with several pairs of tits it's not even a competition

I'm rad.

been doing some pullups recently

If you think about it, Crusaders were the first cosplayers because the Bible was the first manga

i forget how horny this site is should i have ice cream for dinner?

i’ve seen a lot of people in my life. she was a standout baddie. a statistically significant baddie. my world’s been rocked. i’ll never be the same

stolen image withholding credit from someone i want to see here gn

i might be legally thirsty here idk we’ll see if i have spare serotonin tomorrow

this place is cool because it’s janky and everyone is cool

people still post here?

the two genders

sorry babe i don’t have time to watch a 45 minute video essay about esoteric art critiques i need to wake up early tomorrow and listen to “The Locomotion” 1000 times in a row

i feel,,,, something coming

ceci n'est pas une fable

Universal Basic Catgirls

was about to say there's less ass than usual here but that quickly got remedied

you're just going to ignore me like that? you're going to follow me and not post thigh high pics?

This was never the explicit goal, only a happy byproduct, of twitter in the first place. Lucky for us there’s a great opportunity to replace it with a protocol where localized, up to date public preferences on certain issues can be shared and debated with others (polis etc)

fellas i m f a m i s h e d

orangesky

have a suspicion that women find men who dance incredibly hot. i don't mean anything fancy just, being comfortable doing more than bouncing your arm and body up and down. can anyone confirm this?

WHERE THE CATGIRLS AT??????

IM DOING IT

i love you bluesky. i love your unmoderated posts of ass and inside jokes that fly by too fast for me to catch. when i come here i don’t see deranged takes by people chasing engagement. i love you bluesky

i’m about to eat some extremely good food