Yay! Well done the Pears. Must admit I thought we'd blown it towards the end.

Well done Somerset - brilliant all day.

Worcestershire la la la! What a stuffing that was. C'mon the Pears..

www.deliaonline.com/recipes/type... I might do this, but with a bit of gravy.

NUJ vigil outside Downing St for the 196 journalists and media workers killed in Gaza including the Al Jazeera journalist killed in a tent with other media workers this week. They work in the most dangerous conditions to keep us informed while Israel bans media from entering Gaza.

Smith looked like someone who'd never held a bat before. Why are we trying to twat every delivery?

In the early hours of yesterday, some morons launched an arson attack on my local football club and daubed racist graffiti around the ground. My son had spent four days there last week painting fences and helping other volunteers spruce up the stadium. Any help, no matter how small, is invaluable.

Been trying to recreate the authentic Glasto experience by getting Liam to put a big flag in front of the TV so I can't see any of it, and not flushing the loo for four days. That's the Black Country flag, which will be adorning my coffin in the next few months.

What a bloody fantastic Test match this has been. I've been glued for all four days. C'mon Saffers, see it through.

Here's your LAPD when they think no one's looking

Hot dog, jumping frog, Albequerque. Thanks Radio 6.

Prediction Trump: We have an American Pope cos I made America Great Again Pope: Nationalism is bad, Jesus didn't like capitalism, and tariffs hurt the poor Trump: The Pope is a bad Pope, what a nasty Pope, I call him Fake Pope, etc Just watch.

Had a great day today after spending 5 days in hospital hell. A fall led to a brain hemorrhage. Got loads done cleaning up the flat, which was threatening to become a public health issue. Still desperately need to catch up on sleep so big lie-in tomorrow.

Resumed immunotherapy and chemo after an unscheduled six-week delay. So far today I have either ingested or been injected with 14 different drugs. All of them legal, so not much fun. My left arm is like a pin cushion. Made partial amends with four pints of @bristolbeerfactory.bsky.social stout.

What a dreadful fucking dirge our national anthem is. A decent one is well overdue.

I'm not really a big horse racing fan but enjoy watching Cheltenham. I've had a £1 each way flutter on every race but one over the last three days and am currently £0.98 ahead. I bet Paddy Power must be shitting themselves ahead of me ransacking them tomorrow.

Marvellous.

on the one hand we are on the verge of World War III but on the other hand it’s also pancake day

Jesus Fucking Christ! Marvin Rees, the worst Mayor Bristol has ever had and a man who deliberately alienated local journalists, is on Newsnight banging on about the press after the Prince Harry case. What a grifting hypocrite.

Here's some penguins I filmed in 2020 south of Cape Town while I was out for the Test match with a couple of chums. Love the idea of penguins in a box (despite the silver paper). Apparently they came from a local penguin orphanage. Didn't pong that well mind.

The only problem with going on to 'discover' at this place is that it seems to be heavily dominated by American people talking about gridiron. Which is fine. Apart from the fact no rational person should take seriously any sport involving a ball shaped like an an egg. #Rugby for starters

First of latest treatments at 9am tomorrow. A four-hourer with double dose of chemo then one of immunotherapy. Nurse told me I can eat and drink during treatment so just wondering whether I can smuggle in a couple of pints of Batham's and a lamb madras.

Yes, I know Crawley's had a shit tour, but there's no way that wasn't grounded.

If you have Nick Ferrari on your side you know it is the wrong one.

Well played. And frighteningly accurate.

I spent some of my misspent youth in Tenbury Wells. Gawd bless the caring farmers, custodians of our land, who only have the public's interest at heart...