Writer/Director Alison Star Locke ( @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social ) joins us for “The Last Man on Earth!”

Now why couldn’t they have school carnival signs like this in my day? Sexy, alluring, the lady second from right, obviously bottomless, hands diving toward her nethers… my school carnival just had LAME handmade signs by children

My wife @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social just made me turn off the lights so she can watch “The Amityville Horror,” and I said, “So you can watch this incredibly scary movie about mortgage fraud?” She also made me post this. But James Brolin is dreamy with that beard and mullet set.

At my 2nd Dodgers game today - first Dodgers game was 30 years ago to the day, Aug 10, 1995, when the Dodgers had to forfeit because the fans threw all their free baseballs on the field. That was the trip we scouted and secured my first apartment in LA - we moved in two weeks later!

Muh newest story, “Whiskey Dick,” is up at All Due Respect! all-due-respect.blogspot.com/2025/08/issu...

We’re 10 years old! Click to listen and celebrate! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

For July, we’ve got Jackie Chan’s “Mr. Nice Guy!” Click to listen!

It’s very funny for tech guys to come over from jobs where someone is called the “Chief Imagination Officer” and discover that the Medicare office just wants to process the payments

WHOASHIT I’m a criminal?!?! That makes me sound badass! Also, my new movie, “City of Criminals,” which is a low-key ripoff of “Escape From L.A.,” is available for all movie producers for the low, low cost of seven figures. thehill.com/homenews/sta...

We’re joined again by Josh Lentz (editor, “The Challenge,” “Vanderpump Villa”) and Alison Star Locke @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social (writer/director “The Apology”) for the 80s legend, “The Wraith!” Click below to listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New episode, and we’re gettin political - “The ‘I’ in DEI,” wherein Ali & John have their own thoughts on RFK running his mouth, and the current admin’s ableism. Click below to listen. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Ok; just watched the S7 Black Mirror premiere, and it was so well done, my wife @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social is now so depressed we had to switch to “The Exorcist” to cheer her up. Congratulations (?) @charliebrooker.bsky.social

We’re getting into the “Sister Act!”

New story at “Black Cat Weekly” - “Mob Dick!” What if the mafia had their own P.I.? blackcatweekly.com/b/khZ98

A tale of childhood, wherein I and my buddy spend most of our friendship lying to one another.

“From the world of John Wick…” How are JW spinoffs not called Wick Pics?

Enjoy our latest - “Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans!” Click below to listen!

Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

Gots me a new flash fiction over at the effervescent @shotgunhoney.com - “Blowtorch Blues!” Enjoy.

Your three minutes of respite from the world.

Gots a new ep of “Sensory Overload” - our podcast wherein we run down our experiences as parents of an awesome autistic kid - “Welcome, Fire!” While wildfires raged in L.A., we raged at the trash fire that is Special Education. Click below to listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Talking about that new “Godfather” movie all the hippies are on about.

Our Valentine’s Day gift to y’all: Bad Lieutenant. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

If y’all’s wanna see which movies we done wartched on “The Hold Up,” click below to see our list on Letterboxd! boxd.it/DfOO8

Us L.A. folks are a little monofocused this week.

To encourage myself in 2025, I printed out my completed writing from 2024. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Whatever knows holiday cheer BURNS at the touch of the Man-Thing!

If you need to make an end of year donation, consider supporting me in Extra Life! All monies raised go directly to Children’s Hospitals, and you get an artful tax dodge! www.extra-life.org/participant/...

Happy holidays! As a nice bonus we are pleased to present a special episode and longtime listener request where we watch “Trancers!” Click below to enjoy! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Because judges don’t approve of collusion unless it’s between billionaires

I sing of extinction bursts, and how America may be in the midst of one.

Welcome my co-host @veovisjohn.bsky.social to Bluesky, with our new episode, “The Secret of NIMH!” Click below to hear wonderment! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Got a new short Western - “Chilton’s Hands, available for free at www.pulpasylum.com ! open.substack.com/pub/johnpatr...

These shits is more rare than gold. Stock up now, lest ye be left bereft of Cranberry Something-Something Sprite!

Our upstairs home design, my wife @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social ‘s movie “The Apology,” and a giant-size gathering of Man-Thing products. Also, an actual animation cell from Disney’s “Robin Hood” and a non-movie “Jungle Book” cell.

For you folks who use Letterbox’d, here’s where ye can find me

The Johns get political again with “Primary Colors!”

Gettin’ up in that Black Lizard, with my favorite bookmark (created by author Chuck Palahniuk)

Truly, we live in an age of wonders.

In which I court controversy by suggesting that A.I. might have a useful function…

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Come watch us marathon video games! www.twitch.tv/joeblowgamer

Hey friends! Saturday we’re playing video games to raise money for Children’s Hospitals! Click to donate!! www.extra-life.org/participant/...