Well this aged terribly

They don't like you.

After months of dilligent & thorough investigation the FBI, whose head is permanently fuzzy, have found out who sells sea shells by the seashore. And they expect to make an arrest soon.

Yeah, Iran, he'll arrest you, too.

So, the solution to gun violence in America is not, as was commonly believed, thoughts & prayers, but a ballroom. I wonder if shares in ballroom builders have suddenly risen?

Loving this new kind of football - basketball football. PSG 5 - 4 BAY

You know, had Zelenskyy built a massive ballroom, Putin would never have invaded Ukraine...

Bayern vs PSG. What a match! It should be 4-4, at least!!!!

I wonder if Trump's approval ratings have gone up? 🤔

Trump political strategy meeting: OK, so we go after the illegals again, hard this time; real hard. Oh and another assassination attempt. That worked well in Butler. But let's not have the ear thing. Think we went a bit too far with that last time. Got some bad press. The press! Yes, that's it..

Please, God, not his ear again. Why do they always try to shoot his ear? Is there any news on the well being of Trump's ear? Thoughts and prayers at this most desperate time.

So, with approval ratings almost at zero, a lone (terrible) assassin tries to shoot Trump. Is his ear OK? It's a very strong ear. I'm sure it will recover. I have bandages for sale on my tiktok shop. We stand with Trump; we stand with his ear!!!

One sentence to destroy them all.

America's most sleepy POTUS ever. Another win for Trump, the winner. 😂

Lost 2020 election - it was rigged. GOP loses various elections - they're all rigged. Wins 2024 election - yep, 100% above board, no rigging here. Funny how the only elections rigged are the one's he and his cult lose

Yes, b/c the UK really wants to repair our relationship with a 34 count felon, rapist and alleged pedo... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Damn

This may or may not be real. But, we are at the point where we believe it is real in the first instance. That is what people think about Trump. That he did it; that he doesn't care & that he's brazen to admit he did it b/c he believes nothing will happen about it.

Because real men get the flu and Pete's a real man

As true then as it is 100% true now.

In a nutshell. 😊

He's an evil piece of shit, and after 10 years we're closing in on everyone seeing it He's *dismissing* hundreds of raped kids—and I bet a lot of people who hear him do so will imagine that he's doing something so otherwise unthinkable because some of those kids were his victims

You do realize The Strait of Hormuz is not going to remain open, right? That Trump just made up THAT part too? Speaker of the Iranian Parliament:

Totally the opposite of Dr Trump

Panto season starting early. I never said that You did I did not Oh yes you did. Yes, he DID.

I don't know what's worse - all the posts about Trump or all the posts about people's dogs dying. 😭

I'm not Catholic; I'm not even religious. But if I had a choice of who I'd want as the Messiah, I wouldn't choose an orange one.

Did Trump really get doctored confused with 'I'm a doctor'? The fact that it is believable that he did is all you need to know about the intelligence and state of his declining mind. Send him to a real doctor so that he can get the medical help he clearly needs.

When Trump is gone, the level of corruption carried out by his administration will be astounding, but probably not surprising. His staff better get lawyered up. Orange suits are being made to measure as we speak...

Dementia is a terrible, wasting disease. Someone who has it should be getting the best care possible. They should NOT be President of the United States of America.

If this were the last photo I'd ever take, I would pass happy.

No, it was an image of Doctor Ed, his friend from back in the day. He once made him a covfefe once.

The trouble with Trump as 'doctor' post is that, after healing the sick man, Trump would then bill him so much for his healthcare that the man would die bankrupt

He, Trumo, this is one you did not doctor

You just know, if Trump had been Jesus on the cross he would never have pardoned the thief on the cross. 'I don't care that you are reorseful for your crimes.You will be deported to Hell!'

The Pope is, apparently, weak on crime and war. Ergo, as the divine voice of God on this Earth, Trump is saying that God is weak on crime and war. Christians/Catholics - just think of that for a moment.

His skin is so thin (Trump's, that is). www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If you want to help someone or something lose, who you gonna call? J D Vance

So, Trump's going to shut the Strait of Hormuz better than Iran have shut it. And that'll show the World just who's the best shutter ever.

New In: Trump has blamed Vance for Orban losing

Right, if Iran won't stop punching us, we'll punch ourselves. Now, 'that's' winning!!!

Watching Trump trying to get Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz is like watching a boxer punching himself in the face and declaring himself the winner...

So Trump's grand plan to open up the Strait of Hormuz is to blockade it. He really is a f@cking idiot

At least they didn't send Jr and Eric to do the negotiations...

When Trump says Iran should not impose a toll on ships passing through the Strait, he's annoyed that he didn't think of doing it, that Iran didn't offer him a share in the profits and that they outwitted him. Orange loser

When Trump is gone, America is going to have to engage in massive legal housekeeping to make sure that a convicted felon, rapist and pedo (certainly, when he's gone & the Epstein Files are fully released, he will be found to be one) can NEVER get elected POTUS ever again.

So, one of Trumps goals was to open up the Strait of Hormuz and force Iran to charge a toll for ships to use it b/c using it without a toll payable to Iran was something Trump had been trying to fix since his last administration...

This is so well done. 👌

TACO Tuesday!!!