Our thanks to our show Valentine, Daisy. Sadly, as is traditional in our culture, show Valentines are very shortly later sacrificed.

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The Important Broadcast is 8 years old. One year older than Steve in this photo.

Any ideas?

Hmmm! #WhatsInTheBag?

Hmmm… #WhatsintheBag?

We would like to clear up some confusion.

It’s time for #WhatsintheBag! What will Steve be having for breakfast?

Civilians often wonder what magic happens in an airport business hotel. Here is what you might find in the gift shop. A statuette of a Farrier dog forging iron to create horseshoes for £21.99.

Why would Steve hold this up mere seconds before our Leader is about to speak His words?

Before every show, we play “What’s in the Bag?” and take ages to guess what Steve’s bought for breakfast. Would you like to play today? #whatsinthebag

Windy out, isn't it! #smalltalktexter

We are delighted Steve is starring in his first movie - "A Real Pain" - based on his own workplace assessments.

Recently, at an airport business hotel, I ordered sausage, mash and peas. Using your observational skills, can you spot the missing ingredient?

AIRPORT BUSINESS HOTELS - an occasional guide. 1. The Sheraton Skyline, Bath Road, Heathrow

Can it be just three years since the Cute Boys first remember'd the Great Leader's November birthday -- and dress'd up did they in His honour! They also bought him a present which you'll notice they didn't bother to do this year.

Vindaloo is not the hottest of curries – it's Phal, rarely served in Britain because of its outlandish heat. Also, according to his biography which TGL took in with His own eyes, Gary Lineker found work as a footballer in Japan on account of his polite demeanour. True! #TellMeSomethingIDon'tKnow

Welcome to what could be BlueSky's very first billion-follower account.

Recently The Great Leader conquered Ilkley Moor in "Yorkshire". In His grace and in His kindness, He made sure to WhatsApp the Cute Boys a picture of where He park'd.

Good day to you.

On today's "Important Broadcast", I exclusively reveal -- LIVE on air -- my most recent MOT result. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...