Fatty Mayonnaise
@eb0ne.blacksky.app
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unserious.
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3 months ago
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why are there so many different strawberry shorcakes?! when she get a blowout?
3 days ago
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JazzReads📚
9 days ago
Me on the Skyline everyday..
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reported a life skills para for pinching and boxing students' ears and now i'm out of a job 🫠
8 days ago
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just watched moonlight for the first time 🫶🏾
11 days ago
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the "hold the door" episode gets me everytime 😢
#ripwylis
15 days ago
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rollin down the strip on vogues...
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16 days ago
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24 days ago
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omg- i just closed now the app cuz i couldn't find enough black women with chocolate locs
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25 days ago
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whenever we went on field trips at school i would starve and save my per diem as "allowance" 🥲
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26 days ago
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Big Lord Bunny
about 1 month ago
I’d hate to be the type of girly girl that y’all describe. Seems boring. All the girly girls I know do whatever the fuck they want including all the stuff y’all call boy shit 😭😭
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this might reveal too much about my mental state 😭
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about 1 month ago
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i need places to shop for somone wanting to curate a quirky-comfy- elementary school- art teacher type wardrobe
about 1 month ago
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i don't really understand the ire towards people using glps. some people need help reaching their health goals.
about 1 month ago
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chili made for the upcoming cold front 🤌🏾
about 1 month ago
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my recent epiphany is depressing 😔 so i'm distracting myself by making duck broth
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Solomon
about 1 month ago
I don’t care how fine you are… you finna be sweet, kind, and nice to me
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it's about to be 80°F for christmas
about 2 months ago
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they need to make more gudetama merch 😤
about 2 months ago
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it's not often i feel appreciated as a substitute. however at the last school i attended for 4 weeks the teachers, admins and students showed me more love than all my other assignments combined 🥰
about 2 months ago
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listen: you don't have to me tell me that you didn't make that smell in the bathroom. i'm using a public restroom. i expect there to be smells.
about 2 months ago
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where is the mf dryer's peppermint ice cream?
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about 2 months ago
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i've found my people 🍽️
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about 2 months ago
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it's coming along
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2 months ago
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gonna smoke this duck and these beets tomorrow
2 months ago
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if y'all don't eat vegetables just say that
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2 months ago
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ngl- i'm quick to cut a slow mf off. but when i'm out of state- i'm on my best behavior 😇
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2 months ago
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this oatmeal raisin hate has to stop. some of you weren't raised around grannies and paw paws and it shows 🙂↕️
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2 months ago
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used to retch just cleaning the pot they were in
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3 months ago
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quote post with your own dramatic black & white selfie
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3 months ago
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this is so texas-coded 😝
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3 months ago
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Grand Risings - Love, Velly
3 months ago
I be in yall conversations so bad. If I randomly like your post from a thread. It’s cause I’m in your business and I agree with you heheh 🤭
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@kindredbookshop.bsky.social
just sent me the notification that it shipped Eternal Ruin and. I. am. geeked.
3 months ago
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i'm stuck in a boring book rut and all the books i really wanna read have a 4+ week waitlist on libby
4 months ago
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lisssen- he bought the GOOD ice cream to go with those floats. TILLAMOOK is the TRUTH.
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4 months ago
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i thought that had to do with olive oil or some shit 😭
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4 months ago
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why my vet clown my baby like this 😭#tripod
4 months ago
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damn. y'all don't like shit.
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4 months ago
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i'm not flirting with you... i'm just a nice, smiley babykins 🤭
4 months ago
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the smell of fabuloso in restaurants
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5 months ago
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woke up early to catch a matinee of the demon slayer movie. i have so many questions and no one to talk about them with cuz... spoilers 😩
5 months ago
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all the christmas conceived babies are celebrating this weekend
5 months ago
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can someone please do the work (cuz i'm lazy) and tell me which works are those of black authors on this list?
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5 months ago
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secrets of the silent witch is growing on meeeeeeee
#anime
#sliceoflife
5 months ago
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brûlée grapefruit breakfast 🤌🏾
5 months ago
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Make it a Quote
5 months ago
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ima be that creamy avocado jalapeño one
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5 months ago
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pumpkin spice pimple patches
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5 months ago
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any of my big girls on depop or poshmark?
5 months ago
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This a whole bop
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5 months ago
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my 🐈: *rubs on my leg* me: you don't even like me you're just hungry 😭
5 months ago
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