My laptop is dying. Can somebody pretty please buy me a new one? 🥰. Sigh lol

If you ask me for a 15 minute session, chances are, now you’ll never see me. No shade to anybody that offers 15 min. 💕🙏Cheap energy doesn’t belong anywhere in my life. Not from my friends, lovers, and definitely not from my clients. Manifest abundance 🙌

A common occurrance it seems. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAss...

Let’s do this here

The members of the “Board of Peace” might be feeling like complete !d!ots at this point.

Sooo cute. She’s absolutely perfect. 💕💕💕

2 and a half hours parking at the fairmont airport 😭😱

Inhale the positive. Exhale the negative. Sun, Mar 29 ~ 2pm - late Mon, Mar 30 ~ 2pm - late Tues Mar 31 ~ 2pm - 6pm Wed Apr 1 ~ 2pm - late Thurs Apr 2 ~ off Fri, Apr 3 ~ off Sat, Apr 4 ~ I'm not sure yet.

Texting me is your chance to make a good first impression. Fail that and I’ll turn the appointment down. I’m not desperate for anybody’s money. Please treat me like I might be your new friend that you haven’t met yet. That gets the best response 💕. Respect and kindness goes a long way

Reason 5,003,532,742 for going to the gym, it is way easier to strap a sissy boy if you’re in reasonably good shape.

Today I had an hour massage booked for 6:30. Right after I gave him my address, he said “do you give a discount for first timers”. I canceled the massage. 2 minutes later, I booked a fun kink date for 7. 😘💕

That made me laugh even harder 🤣😂😅

Hashtag massage brings you to pretty much anything but massage. Lots of gay porn haha. So I won’t use that hashtag 😹😘

#datevancouver #datebc #yvr #gfe #oursky #massage #kink #bdsm. This is a test to see what’s in these links and if they’ll work for me. 😘

What’s the point of messaging somebody and go through the motions of booking and then say “I like everything you offer. Nothing is wrong with your ad but I’m looking for a different price”. Grrrr. Why waste my time and yours like that?

Hahahaha I can’t stop laughing. Gotta love Bernie tho 💕

I had a last minute cancellation today. Very rare that I’m available right now. #gfe #oursky #eroticmassage #nsfw

I just learned yesterday that if I say gfe or oursky in my posts that it will go into a special feed and make me findable. Thats cool. Do I have to do #gfe or #oursky. Does the hash tag make a difference. This is a test lol

Reasons Why I Will Block Your Phone Number: •You send me an unsolicited dick pic •You ask me for BBFS •You negotiate my rates •You are rude or aggressive •You ask me for (free) nude photos (in order to consider booking me) •You no show & refuse to pay my no show fee •You do not make me feel safe

We don’t have to talk politics and I don’t care who you vote for. None of that matters when it comes to getting naked with me

Most exciting news I’ve heard ever in my adult life is we’re keeping spring forward. No more clock changes. No more losing sleep. No more sun going down at 4pm. 💕💕💕💕💕

I will probably just block you and not even reply. 😘. Life is too short to allow space for cheap energy.

Hi lovers, friends, and new friends I haven’t met yet. I have a short window of availability today. I have nowish until 6:30

I've booked an outdoor photo shoot in May. My hair now falls in a deep smoldering auburn that catches the light instead of jet black. A slow flame where there used to be midnight. Aside from that, what you see is what you get. No illusions, no edits.

The upside to being a crap photographer and taking the absolute worst selfies a person can take, is people are genuinely pleasantly surprised when they meet me.

Nothing makes my heart pitter-patter quite like a properly addressed, well-formatted introductory email does 😍

My last availability of the season is tonight and tomorrow night. Who will send me off to my hiatus looking like this? I can’t wait to find out

I waited until tonight to repost this 😂 happy lunar new year to everyone celebrating and for everyone else (or if you want to get away from family lol), I’m still available tomorrow ♥️

My favourite food groups are carbs, carbs, and icecream 😜

Happy Valentine’s Day, lovers and future lovers of mine 💕

I am truly blessed to be able to live the life I want to live. Forever grateful. Thank you for being part of my journey. I have so many amazing people in my life. A few I have met here, on Bluesky 💕

Just so you all know, I love my bidet. How I went all my life without one, I’ll never know.

I’ve had a few clients tell me they found my website by typing in key words into their phone search engines However I can’t find my site when I try it 😭. But cool if they can. I wish I was more computer literate so I could really put my site out there. Sigh. It’s all a foreign language to me lol.

Had an appointment and decided to come to the gym after. Midnight work outs!

Current hair colour. Kind of an amber brown

It feels like we are closer and closer to www3 and possibly on different sides than the USA. That’s a scary thought. It’s a good time to come over and escape and forget about all this craziness. I have lots of availability all week. Well reviewed on perb 💕

First time at the gym in a month. Can somebody please come rub my legs and butt tomorrow? 🫢😇

Yes but they also have to live in 40 below. I think high gas prices make up for that 😜

If you don’t agree, please unfollow 🙏

Due to an unfortunate event, I am putting an age limit on my services. 25 and older, please. I know I look like a hot cougar, but I’m really uncomfortable with people who look like children.

I’ve got my eye on you

The short character count on this app doesn’t create conversation topics as well hahaha. @kelcaine.bsky.social said it earlier but I’d pay for longer posts. @bsky.app

I don’t feel old at all but technically I am an older sw, I guess. Somebody earlier was commenting that her clientele are all older because she’s older and they don’t use social media. Whereas I seem to attract no set age demographic at all. 20s to 80s and everyone in between.

I’m now fully booked until Dec 19! Still available from Dec 19-28 for BDSM scenes and kinky/vanilla GFE dates.

Keeping you company while you make me breakfast.

Twelve years ago today, I began my journey of working as a companion and I have been loving it ever since 🥰 for those of you who'd like to gift me a little something, I (finally) have a wishlist, including an option to tip me for my social media posts that you guys like so much ♥️ throne.com/isys

Made a new IG! jamie_torontoxo FOLLOW ME 😈💋