Peak incoming

I dream out loud, that shit can be DANGEROUS

They call me... No they don't. I don't get called. I get summoned

👋✨ #miku #daftpunk

"Sir, listen to this, I think crap is about to go down!" "This is the S.S. Crap! We're going down!" *Meanwhile, on the S.S. Crap, the crew is evacuating. One man seems to be staying behind* "Sir, please, you can't do this!" The man replies: "My boy, the Crapton always goes down with the shit."

What if his neck just did that

@dazapow.bsky.social what's 9 + 10

one of my cats will periodically stink up the house with the nastiest cat shit ever every month or so, talk about period shits amirite ladies

when your nervous system falls apart randomly and you kinda just gotta reassemble it

Nature valley cooking up the messiest fucking granola bar possibly conceivable

@aphenomena.bsky.social These were actually so upsetting

they should add a grok equivalent to bluesky but instead of doing anything important it just responds to posts with pictures of oiled up dudes... that'd be pretty cool...

Fantastic Four Skins??? Yes please!!!

men

HI @elisquared.bsky.social IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

Whomstveever created the Costco food court needs their weiner sucked immediately!!! (Not by me though one of yall can do that I'm takennn sorries <33)

Wow.... it's my birthday....

Preposterous

Shut the fuck up

Another AMAZING edition of Heroes Dutch Comic Con is behind us. Thank you to everyone who made this such a special and memorable event for me. Going all up in my Shy Guy role was such immense fun, and l can't wait to see what the next edition has in store 💚

Deltarune Tommorow BTW

Colon Three

So true bestie

I'm tired

I hate you all this was a banger

oh

Guys.... I have to admit something.... I don't think cold showers are all that bad.....

Guys you ever just exist & are like: oh my god I exist thats cool

FUCK OFF!!! RANDOM STRAY ON THE TIMELINE!???

Vivian 🔥🩷

Hotdogs & Onion Rings

the Nintendo Switch 2 price sucks

@nyeck.bsky.social holy shit

What are your top 3 fruits

Working a knot outta your hair is like on the bottom 10 woman experiences

@elisquared.bsky.social come to bed I'm tired

They fuccin killed Luigi @pandasmileyface.bsky.social

@elisquared.bsky.social you freak

NEED THIS DO BAD 😭😭😭 I wish I wasn't broke af 😪

@elisquared.bsky.social hiiiii

help them out if you need videos they're very talented :>

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Post a GIF of a character you like & tag 5 others to do the same.... @jacobsc.bsky.social @elisquared.bsky.social @dazapow.bsky.social @froggiflow.bsky.social @thewberry.bsky.social I don't really care if you do it or not I like these silly interaction games :]

Omg @elisquared.bsky.social SHUT UP!!

I gotta be like, one of the top 5 things ever created...

god i fucking wish this is peak performance here

I am trying my best to scare you in new and unusual ways