HUGE NEWS FOR NATIONAL BURGER DAY @dazapow.bsky.social

The endless monday merch haul :DD

@hcnone.bsky.social I'm adding the endless monday sillies to my helmet for roller derby colon three

I hate having crippling paranoia!!

@dazapow.bsky.social big news

Meeting up with your long distance partner and then coming home and having to get used to not being able to hold them whenever you want again is so hard I am a very physically affectionate person and I miss my wifey

gay luigi

MET UP WITH WIFE omg I love her so much she's watching me type this I am so happy I don't know what to say I'm going to let her take over: "im jorking it silly style

@dazapow.bsky.social I miss my wife tails...

alice #art

Peak incoming

I dream out loud, that shit can be DANGEROUS

They call me... No they don't. I don't get called. I get summoned

👋✨ #miku #daftpunk

"Sir, listen to this, I think crap is about to go down!" "This is the S.S. Crap! We're going down!" *Meanwhile, on the S.S. Crap, the crew is evacuating. One man seems to be staying behind* "Sir, please, you can't do this!" The man replies: "My boy, the Crapton always goes down with the shit."

What if his neck just did that

@dazapow.bsky.social what's 9 + 10

one of my cats will periodically stink up the house with the nastiest cat shit ever every month or so, talk about period shits amirite ladies

when your nervous system falls apart randomly and you kinda just gotta reassemble it

Nature valley cooking up the messiest fucking granola bar possibly conceivable

@aphenomena.bsky.social These were actually so upsetting

they should add a grok equivalent to bluesky but instead of doing anything important it just responds to posts with pictures of oiled up dudes... that'd be pretty cool...

Fantastic Four Skins??? Yes please!!!

men

HI @elisquared.bsky.social IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

Whomstveever created the Costco food court needs their weiner sucked immediately!!! (Not by me though one of yall can do that I'm takennn sorries <33)

Wow.... it's my birthday....

Preposterous

Shut the fuck up

Another AMAZING edition of Heroes Dutch Comic Con is behind us. Thank you to everyone who made this such a special and memorable event for me. Going all up in my Shy Guy role was such immense fun, and l can't wait to see what the next edition has in store 💚

Deltarune Tommorow BTW

Colon Three

So true bestie

I'm tired

I hate you all this was a banger

oh

Guys.... I have to admit something.... I don't think cold showers are all that bad.....

Guys you ever just exist & are like: oh my god I exist thats cool

FUCK OFF!!! RANDOM STRAY ON THE TIMELINE!???

Vivian 🔥🩷

Hotdogs & Onion Rings

the Nintendo Switch 2 price sucks

@nyeck.bsky.social holy shit

What are your top 3 fruits

Working a knot outta your hair is like on the bottom 10 woman experiences

@elisquared.bsky.social come to bed I'm tired

They fuccin killed Luigi @pandasmileyface.bsky.social

@elisquared.bsky.social you freak