My North Star on hookups is “if you can’t be bothered to read 3 sentences, then I can’t be bothered to wash my ass out for you.” I need to get that on a mug or something.

Nowruz mobarak!

My favorite posts to peruse and like are from horny accounts doing passion projects. Think dudes in pup hoods drawing or playing instruments. Gym skills are cool too 😉. Real humans with personalities and interests are actually hot. Alternate take: get you a sub that can front lever in chastity 😎🤣

When I say “I need a trim” this is what I mean.

What’s good all you Sirs and sluts?! 2026 has been project-tastic so far. I’ve been clearing out a backlog of internal stuff and client work. Making time for play when I can 😆😇 the arms looked great after shoulder day so figured I’d check in 😎👋👋

Update: I’m like 25 hours in. Lmfao that this was even in the running for GOTY. I usually like broadly popular games but every once in a while I’m a staunch hater.

What am I missing about Clair Obscur? I’m about an hour in and the combat feels like hot garbage.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m freeeeeee and it’s done. Rolled credits on Silksong act 3.

Doing some "calibration" this afternoon on the edger. It's equal parts sinister kink tech and a great application of signal analysis. Here's a graph if you want to know what a ruined orgasm looks like. If it had kicked in a half second quicker it would have been _flawless_.

Heinous idea from @calvinmm8.bsky.social The next time you lockup you stay locked until you roll credits on Silksong.

I’m going through all my project boxes and found my smart edger 😈 going to spend a few hours this week updating it and maybe take it for a spin again. After making a bunch of improvements of course.

On Wednesdays we move fluids. Now, I don’t have a particular kinky application for this (it’s a gardening project for a client) but I bet someone has an idea. Automated lube dispenser? Restraints with a water drip for torture?

Action shot from the gym. I meant to bench today but that didn’t work out (too crowded). So decided to do weighted ring dips instead. Enjoy BW+100lb (45.3kg). And not mad at the side shot of my arms either.

So very over this winter + snow bullshit 😆🥶 looking forward to tank top weather again. Squats are a great way to stay warm though.

Resurfacing this because holy fuck have the dry texters found me.

PSA in video format! Stop opening with “hey”!! (Am I an influencer yet?)

Additional thoughts on service over my morning coffee.

A collection of recent thoughts on “service”. In particular I’ve been leaning way more heavily into domestic service lately and greatly enjoying it. In no particular order:

Of course I get back to NYC just in time for a major storm 🙃 fellow NYers: pls send pics in your favorite jockstrap to keep me warm 😇. I’m going to weather the storm with Silksong (and swearing). Setting a goal to be more socially kinky this year. So this is me saying hi and setting intention 😎

Travel day! Flying back home to NYC. Help me pass the time AMA. I might even do something crazy like leave my DMs open for a few hours. Maybe. (All this is assuming in-flight wifi works)

Random tartarus update: If you have a lock, I've reworked the WiFi handling to make it more robust. The WiFi has been by far the biggest PITA for most users 😅 I've also made (cloned, really) the web flasher provided by espressif so you can just plug the lock in and update it in browser.

Pro tip: I’m a very confrontational person. A lot of men learn this crawling into my DMs by staying dumb, rude, or entitled shit. I will not handle your feelings delicately.

When Sir takes you into the bathroom at the gym and says you’re going to be a Very Good Boy for some friends 🥵

It’s pretty easy to tell when I’m messaging with a text heavy Dom because my most frequent emojis are DEFINITELY representative of the experience I want as a sub.

Don’t mind me, just working on a little mobility.

Dos anyone know of a site in the spirit of dirtycode.io but with a more kink centric approach? I want a link I can just copy paste with all the details and I don’t want it behind a login. I’m tired of answering “into?”

Having one of those days I just wanna huff some pits and have a dude nut all over me. How do you find guys with compatible biology? Send them off to the gym with no deodorant and do a sniff test before it’s out of hand?

I turn 43 this weekend and I’m absolutely living my best cyberpunk life. I wake up with my cold brew, do a bunch of engineering, workout, queue up 3d prints before I hit the club/dance in the park, and then I do it all again. Choose your own path and make it rock.

PLA really is a magical material. Making another set of restraints now that I’m back in my home workshop.

Google maps called and said they know the route to your place.

Do I know anyone headed to this tonight?

I really need a trim.

Pumpkin space lattes are fine, but it’s also sleeveless hoodie season at the gym now 💪

I’m just saying… the only thing you’re going to love more than your new gym routine is what I invite to happen in the locker room after.

This is so my kind of chaos 🤣 phishyurl.com

I heard you guys liked tiddies and chains. Welcome to the research lab. Restraints by me 😎

When the urge to be basic overlaps with an empty gym.

Who’s gonna take me for a walk? The inner parts are now curved+sanded. Way more comfortable. Added D hook wings bonded to the main body with a two part epoxy. I tried and cannot pull them off with just my hands 😈. Starting to feel like legit gear.

Collar version… 4? This one is made from PETG and has some flex/give to it. Reworked the design so it prints as a single body (still with an in-place hinge). Definitely the best one so far 😈. The perk of the material/method is how light it is- just 81g or 2.3oz. I feel like I might be able to

Ass and backside brought to you by Nordic curls.

It’s not gonna replace tried and true leather for comfort but I bet I can do something fun with it. Dialing in dimensional accuracy and adding some D rings.

New cut! It’s been a while since I haven’t just buzzed everything 🤣. Showed up and pretty much just said give me something fun. So far I like it. Maybe I’ll keep it for a while. Also makes me miss my mohawk.

Always experimenting 😈 Trying some designs for a collar.

Originally my statement about a rewards program (make me cum 3x and get a paddle) was kind of a joke. Then I started actually giving pieces out. Lemme tell you, not only have they been really appreciated but it feels great. All my gear might be on the barter system now 🤤😂😏. Also, enjoy a cage check.

PSA

The lab called and said initial testing is looking favorable.

Making stuff is just fun and good for the soul. Especially if your toys get to be used on you.

Not even a little mad at the prototype.

I’m going to introduce a rewards program. Reduce me to a slobbering mess on 3 separate occasions and get a free custom paddle!

I’m funny 🤣. This is why you make nice with engineers. We build our own shit to spec.