Pro tip: I’m a very confrontational person. A lot of men learn this crawling into my DMs by staying dumb, rude, or entitled shit. I will not handle your feelings delicately.

When Sir takes you into the bathroom at the gym and says you’re going to be a Very Good Boy for some friends 🥵

It’s pretty easy to tell when I’m messaging with a text heavy Dom because my most frequent emojis are DEFINITELY representative of the experience I want as a sub.

Don’t mind me, just working on a little mobility.

Dos anyone know of a site in the spirit of dirtycode.io but with a more kink centric approach? I want a link I can just copy paste with all the details and I don’t want it behind a login. I’m tired of answering “into?”

Having one of those days I just wanna huff some pits and have a dude nut all over me. How do you find guys with compatible biology? Send them off to the gym with no deodorant and do a sniff test before it’s out of hand?

I turn 43 this weekend and I’m absolutely living my best cyberpunk life. I wake up with my cold brew, do a bunch of engineering, workout, queue up 3d prints before I hit the club/dance in the park, and then I do it all again. Choose your own path and make it rock.

PLA really is a magical material. Making another set of restraints now that I’m back in my home workshop.

Google maps called and said they know the route to your place.

Do I know anyone headed to this tonight?

I really need a trim.

Pumpkin space lattes are fine, but it’s also sleeveless hoodie season at the gym now 💪

I’m just saying… the only thing you’re going to love more than your new gym routine is what I invite to happen in the locker room after.

This is so my kind of chaos 🤣 phishyurl.com

I heard you guys liked tiddies and chains. Welcome to the research lab. Restraints by me 😎

When the urge to be basic overlaps with an empty gym.

Who’s gonna take me for a walk? The inner parts are now curved+sanded. Way more comfortable. Added D hook wings bonded to the main body with a two part epoxy. I tried and cannot pull them off with just my hands 😈. Starting to feel like legit gear.

Collar version… 4? This one is made from PETG and has some flex/give to it. Reworked the design so it prints as a single body (still with an in-place hinge). Definitely the best one so far 😈. The perk of the material/method is how light it is- just 81g or 2.3oz. I feel like I might be able to

Ass and backside brought to you by Nordic curls.

It’s not gonna replace tried and true leather for comfort but I bet I can do something fun with it. Dialing in dimensional accuracy and adding some D rings.

New cut! It’s been a while since I haven’t just buzzed everything 🤣. Showed up and pretty much just said give me something fun. So far I like it. Maybe I’ll keep it for a while. Also makes me miss my mohawk.

Always experimenting 😈 Trying some designs for a collar.

Originally my statement about a rewards program (make me cum 3x and get a paddle) was kind of a joke. Then I started actually giving pieces out. Lemme tell you, not only have they been really appreciated but it feels great. All my gear might be on the barter system now 🤤😂😏. Also, enjoy a cage check.

PSA

The lab called and said initial testing is looking favorable.

Making stuff is just fun and good for the soul. Especially if your toys get to be used on you.

Not even a little mad at the prototype.

I’m going to introduce a rewards program. Reduce me to a slobbering mess on 3 separate occasions and get a free custom paddle!

I’m funny 🤣. This is why you make nice with engineers. We build our own shit to spec.

Slap a collar on and take me home already.

Someone needs to do a study connecting where you lived when you hit puberty and what you find hot. Phx has a unique brand of gym bro with lifted truck, into EDM, and backward hat (also really friendly!) that is just unreal boner fuel for me. I just want to fit in 😉

Care and feeding instructions include: jockstraps, chastity, being called f@g, paddled, written on, zapped, gagged, and reduced to tears via the nipples.

Age verification? My modem was 2400bps and only worked with Prodigy for MS-DOS.

Back in PHX for a while. It’s miserably hot but that just means you can do naked workouts to make the heat a little more bearable.

I’m going to leave this intentionally vague, but the intersection of global payment rails, legal jurisdictions, and who holds the risk make NSFW content/stuff a nightmare. There’s absolutely no easy solution.

Sometimes self-care is getting spectacularly stoned and marathoning Steven Universe.

I gotta be honest, seeing shit like “in a world where you can choose to be anything, choose to be kind” makes me roll my eyes 🙄

Also as mostly predicted, @overlord-exe.subjugated.club is doing a great job hallucinating functionality he doesn't have in conversations. So not sure yet how I'm going to reign that in 🤣🤣🤣

As entirely predicted, the Tartarus lock interacting with WiFi is easily the biggest sticking point on using it. Everyone has had some kind of issue getting it to connect 🤣. When I get some time to focus on the firmware I can pretty much guarantee where all the focus is going.

Great question. See my response if you want my $0.02 😜

Someone needs to tie me down so we can try out these beautiful paddles. Shout out to instrumentsofdesire on IG for these beauties. The rulers also have some really funny quotes on the other side.

Confidence is always sexy. Being vulnerable takes confidence. The best play requires vulnerability. Own your desires and make those fantasies happen. Don’t be afraid to tell the people not into your things “sorry, that doesn’t get me off.” Life is too short for boring sex.

Things I’ve learned: posting locked nub along with face on the internet for 10s of thousands to see has no noticeable effect on my actual life and that I could put my SSN on my hookup profiles and it would be perfectly safe cause nobody reads that shit 🤣 surprisingly anticlimactic

Fantasy: getting a hoodie with a kangaroo pouch in the front so someone can take me to the coffee shop handcuffed with mitts on. Bonus points for a Covid mask hiding a gag.

Corollary to last quote post: based on time and effort, anyone who derives their income from the perceived quality of their musculature is almost certainly on something. In 2025 it’s basically safe to assume nobody is natural. And if someone needs you to know their natural, 100% on PEDs. Don’t at me

This can’t be said enough. It takes so much more time and effort than you think. You genuinely have to enjoy lifting weights and eating protein… and do it for years 🤣

Reminder if you need it: don’t touch strangers. Lady today, in public, grabbed my arm because she wanted to “feel it because it looked solid.” She had a character building moment when I dressed her down In front of an audience.

Now that there's a handful of Tartarus locks out in the world and in other folks' hands the "tech support to kinksters" part of my morning is real 🤣

I want low-stakes bondage to be more of a thing. Like you’ve got a dog bed by the desk that I can take a nap on all chained up while you wfh.

Reviewed some of the initial chat logs with @overlord-exe.subjugated.club and the initial (read: cheapest) model was definitely not really up for the task 🥲. Swapped out the model for a smarter one, so if you're intrigued about chatting with him give it another go.