If you want to be a big muscle guy I support you, but really, just get out there and make sure to move. I do a lot more than just lifting. I don’t remember what I was listening to so I turned the sound off 😅😅

I’m going to be intolerably smug for at least the next two days.

Protip: most people when they say “be kind” they mean “honor my entitlement.” Specifically, if you hit me up and it’s clear you’ve not read a single thing I’ve written anywhere or talk past me- the kindest option I have is ghosting. Believing I should I engage at that point is pure entitlement.

I’ll credit my recent lockup with giving some extra… oomph at the gym. That being said, there are no secrets in strength building. It’s just showing up and doing the work over many years and eating well.

@carrot-app.bsky.social just wanted to say how much I’ve enjoyed the journey

I’m having an uncooperative technology week 😑. My coffee grinder started sounding like screeching death. The pinion of the first gear apparently lost two teeth. One lost tooth was caught between the housing and another gear making an awful sound.

Now that I've had some sleep and coffee... last night was a comedy of technical errors. I got my contract release but it was a JOURNEY. Since the objective was to cum at least twice hands free the edger vibrator was the obvious choice. Sometime in the last two days it's started spinning in its

Final night of my contract. Release terms were one prostate massage worth of fluid followed by a hands-free vibrator, polish period, and immediately into a second. I’m going to be honest… this took a lot less time than expected and included a bonus 3rd orgasm. Posting the hands free parts 🥵

Sir has ordered me to poll the audience on what would be the best way to allow me to release at the end of my contract.

The all-important, mid-flight cage check.

Travel day! Sir has selected my outfit and I’m in transit so that means it’s time to: AMA, crawl into my DMs to chat, tell me about your favorite piece of gear, talk shop (I made the restraints in my pics, the edger, the fag tag I’m wearing, the lock holding my keys and more!).

I was playing board games yesterday with local friends and lost. Sir wanted my body to reflect that. I accidentally sweated it off so 1) I had to reapply, and 2) now share that fact. 🥺

When I’m locked, controlled, and degraded…. I *gush* when I milk my prostate for relief (and it’s almost none) 🥵 Ask me how long it took from when I started to release this much fluid 😮‍💨🥲

Turns out yellow is Sir’s favorite color. And one of mine. Last night spent some time trying edger again after a bunch of improvements. It might be among the most evil things I’ve made. The band that can hold the motor on my cage is 👨‍🍳💋.

PSA in video format! Stop opening with “hey”!! (Am I an influencer yet?)

Sir is seeing to it that it’s going to be a Very Long week 🥴😅 Or: the dangers of being very horny when a Dom approaches you and tells you, you should really be under a contract.

Sigh I got called out for being unlocked on the road… so now I’m under a contract for the week 🥺

*This* is how you design a vibrator for torture 🤩. Stretchy silicone that can be put on soft and will stretch as you get hard. Same shape accommodates chastity! Second chamber for a 12V dedicated vibrational motor (it’ll knock your fillings out). Edger can control it with different vibe patterns.

I’ve been in super project mode in the workshop. Finally soldered the edger into a permanent version. I have a silicone mold for a custom dick sleeve + motor holder curing right now. Someone (me??) is going to have a rough night of testing 😈

Tartarus mini update: There was a bug where if you had a particularly long contract (as in a lot of terms and conditions) it was possible that the lock could save the contract but not reload it on startup. So new version to fix that: subspacedboy.github.io/esp-launchpa...

It’s a travel day for me (see you soon PHX)! That means I’m relatively stuck for the next several hours. AMA or (politely) wade into my DMs and help me pass the time 😉😙

My North Star on hookups is “if you can’t be bothered to read 3 sentences, then I can’t be bothered to wash my ass out for you.” I need to get that on a mug or something.

Nowruz mobarak!

My favorite posts to peruse and like are from horny accounts doing passion projects. Think dudes in pup hoods drawing or playing instruments. Gym skills are cool too 😉. Real humans with personalities and interests are actually hot. Alternate take: get you a sub that can front lever in chastity 😎🤣

When I say “I need a trim” this is what I mean.

What’s good all you Sirs and sluts?! 2026 has been project-tastic so far. I’ve been clearing out a backlog of internal stuff and client work. Making time for play when I can 😆😇 the arms looked great after shoulder day so figured I’d check in 😎👋👋

Update: I’m like 25 hours in. Lmfao that this was even in the running for GOTY. I usually like broadly popular games but every once in a while I’m a staunch hater.

What am I missing about Clair Obscur? I’m about an hour in and the combat feels like hot garbage.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m freeeeeee and it’s done. Rolled credits on Silksong act 3.

Doing some "calibration" this afternoon on the edger. It's equal parts sinister kink tech and a great application of signal analysis. Here's a graph if you want to know what a ruined orgasm looks like. If it had kicked in a half second quicker it would have been _flawless_.

Heinous idea from @calvinmm8.bsky.social The next time you lockup you stay locked until you roll credits on Silksong.

I’m going through all my project boxes and found my smart edger 😈 going to spend a few hours this week updating it and maybe take it for a spin again. After making a bunch of improvements of course.

On Wednesdays we move fluids. Now, I don’t have a particular kinky application for this (it’s a gardening project for a client) but I bet someone has an idea. Automated lube dispenser? Restraints with a water drip for torture?

Action shot from the gym. I meant to bench today but that didn’t work out (too crowded). So decided to do weighted ring dips instead. Enjoy BW+100lb (45.3kg). And not mad at the side shot of my arms either.

So very over this winter + snow bullshit 😆🥶 looking forward to tank top weather again. Squats are a great way to stay warm though.

Resurfacing this because holy fuck have the dry texters found me.

PSA in video format! Stop opening with “hey”!! (Am I an influencer yet?)

Additional thoughts on service over my morning coffee.

A collection of recent thoughts on “service”. In particular I’ve been leaning way more heavily into domestic service lately and greatly enjoying it. In no particular order:

Of course I get back to NYC just in time for a major storm 🙃 fellow NYers: pls send pics in your favorite jockstrap to keep me warm 😇. I’m going to weather the storm with Silksong (and swearing). Setting a goal to be more socially kinky this year. So this is me saying hi and setting intention 😎

Travel day! Flying back home to NYC. Help me pass the time AMA. I might even do something crazy like leave my DMs open for a few hours. Maybe. (All this is assuming in-flight wifi works)

Random tartarus update: If you have a lock, I've reworked the WiFi handling to make it more robust. The WiFi has been by far the biggest PITA for most users 😅 I've also made (cloned, really) the web flasher provided by espressif so you can just plug the lock in and update it in browser.

Pro tip: I’m a very confrontational person. A lot of men learn this crawling into my DMs by staying dumb, rude, or entitled shit. I will not handle your feelings delicately.

When Sir takes you into the bathroom at the gym and says you’re going to be a Very Good Boy for some friends 🥵

It’s pretty easy to tell when I’m messaging with a text heavy Dom because my most frequent emojis are DEFINITELY representative of the experience I want as a sub.

Don’t mind me, just working on a little mobility.

Dos anyone know of a site in the spirit of dirtycode.io but with a more kink centric approach? I want a link I can just copy paste with all the details and I don’t want it behind a login. I’m tired of answering “into?”

Having one of those days I just wanna huff some pits and have a dude nut all over me. How do you find guys with compatible biology? Send them off to the gym with no deodorant and do a sniff test before it’s out of hand?

I turn 43 this weekend and I’m absolutely living my best cyberpunk life. I wake up with my cold brew, do a bunch of engineering, workout, queue up 3d prints before I hit the club/dance in the park, and then I do it all again. Choose your own path and make it rock.

PLA really is a magical material. Making another set of restraints now that I’m back in my home workshop.