Using LLMs to turn my little boys art to photo reality. I’d definitely wear this. #Inspiration #Dreams

Brighton fans responding to ‘BREAKING’ BBC Sports News that Salah will be included in the squad against Brighton:

Alternate angle. Slot was using three perceived easier games to try and figure out how to play without Salah when he goes to AFCON. #LFC

Cracking penalty this and under some pressure too. #LFC

Which match are we all watching tonight then folks? #UCL

Happy about the win, but also very aware the team is very work in progress. I hope fans realise there will be more losses and poor performances before things truly turn themselves around. It’s not a false dawn, it’s a much needed win, on a journey of multiple steps to recovery.

Stop it Clarence #LFC

Disappointing after such a victory, and the reserves the lads had to dig into mentally to come out of that with a win, all the talk is about Salah. Let’s celebrate what the group of players on the pitch have just done. #LFC

So lovely to see my BlueSky feed happy. Well in Liverpool. Some may groan we aren’t the finished product. That’s okay. Signs of progress. It’ll take time. By sticking together, being patient, backing the process and supporting the team, through thick and thin - the glory days will come again #LFC

GET IN DOM SZOBOSZLAI YOU ABSOLUTE BEAUTY #LFC

Cannot watch!!!!

Who takes this without Mo on the pitch? 😬 #LFC

Pulling a shirt is a foul. A foul in the penalty area is a penalty. Irrespective of force? #LFC

I’m only vaguely watching and listening because obvs BlueSky is more important, but that’s the first time I’ve heard Hugo’s name for a while it seems. #LFC

Typo sorry, I meant 67mins. #LFC

Is it me or can I see a lot more red shirts getting behind the ball today? Well done people in red shirts. #LFC

Who we bringing Wirtz on for at 65mins then, Isak? #LFC

I think fortune and luck determine the outcome of this game. Liverpool recently just haven’t had any. I hope more so for the players and manager than the fans or anyone else, that Lady Luck is shining on Liverpool Football Club tonight. I say this knowing how cruel luck can be. #LFC

Is Sturridge wearing clown shoes? The size of them. 🤡

Who do you think would win in a three way fight between Isak, Gravenberch and Ekitike. Beanpoles. #LFC

Any stats gurus out there know if we’ve ever fielded a taller team than this? Maybe one with Crouch in? #LFC

Konate has had more goals disallowed in the last 4 games than Mohamed Salah #LFC

Didn’t realise the film 28 Years Later was about a VAR check in a match between Liverpool and Inter Milan. #LFC

Konate has scored more goals in the last 4 games than Mohamed Salah. #LFC

Alisson Becker - 6 ft 4 in Joe Gomez - 6 ft 2 in Ibrahima Konaté - 6 ft 4 in Virgil van Dijk - 6 ft 5 in Andy Robertson – 5 ft 10 in Ryan Gravenberch – 6 ft 3 in Dominik Szoboszlai – 6 ft 1 in Curtis Jones – 6 ft 1 in Alexis MacAllister – 5 ft 9 in Alexander Isak – 6 ft 4 in Hugo Ekitike – 6 ft 2 in

Quite like the idea of Jones / Szobo / Gomez on the right. Solid la. #LFC

I’m not bigger than BlueSky, but this Salah saga has been great for my Follow Count. Obviously I’m not bigger than BlueSky, I earned these followers. Now I don’t have to fight everyday for new followers. One second please… Not now Ramy, you can tickle my tummy and tell me I’m great later. #LFC

It’s really simple… - Cap all political donations - Ban foreign donations - Strict conflict‑of‑interest & anti‑corruption laws with penalties - No titles, honours or peerages for donors - No govt contracts for donors - Publish every donation/lobby meeting …that’ll do it.

Was just listening to a podcast in the car, saying that the players were not happy when Heitinga left, as he was the one who held the relationships with the players. It’s difficult to know how Arne and John split their roles, but not to be overlooked as a factor in current proceedings. #LFC

Not the most relaxed of Sundays despite doing nothing overtly stressful / straining other than the gym this morning, is that really the impact of social media, and the world we live in? #WHOOP

Guehi’s price just went up a little bit more.

Albeit with context, #LFC’s underlying nos have improved, esp. defensively, since Slot's decision to move Szoboszlai to RW over Salah. Results haven't matched up yet, but nos don't lie. Plus, has Salah dropped off or is it just a system change? Link: transferhub.substack.com/p/slot-is-ju...

Mo Salah problems this Christmas - getting paid £400k a week and being benched for 3 games. Meanwhile I know someone who has just been made redundant this close to Christmas who is struggling to buy their kid the Mo Salah shirt they want for Christmas. Honestly. Fuck off Mo. #LFC

I’ve been a Liverpool fan for 35 years, in that time I’ve had many favourite players who have come and gone. Mo Salah is a legend, one of my current favourites. But his Liverpool career will only ever be a spot in time, in a life long love of Liverpool FC. #LFC

Ironically Man Utd fan Mark Goldbridge gets it spot on re: Salah. #LFC m.youtube.com/watch?v=edkL...

You earned a £400,000 a week contract Mo, not an ever lasting place in the starting line-up. You’ve earned a place in our record books, and a significant place in our hearts and history. So sad it’s come to this.

Would this have been a better way of saying it? #LFC

Headline: Mo Salah is furious that Gakpo continues to be played while he is subjected to time on the bench. In retaliation, Salah has ended his relationship with Slot, and has updated his Facebook status to ‘It’s complicated’. Meanwhile LFC fans take lumps out of each other on social platforms. #LFC

Anyone think Konate’s form could be related to the fact he knows Liverpool tried and got so close to replacing him with Guehi? That and his contract situation must have his head a bit scrambled? Plus having a different RB each game? I don’t know, just mulling things over. #LFC

What a baller this lad is, don’t let the Mo / Slot show detract from the fact that Hugo Ekitike js going to be an absolute star. Sing it with me: Do do do do Hugo Ekitike… #LFC

Well in Curtis lad, if you’re reading this have a fist bump. 🤛

If it happens in January.. me trying to explain to my six year old son who loves Liverpool FC and Mo Salah to bits, that Mo has left the club 🥹. #LFC

Parting thought is that Liverpool are a wounded animal, a scab was forming and it was looking like a deserved win, an individual error ripped that scab off - the bleed continued. I believe Slot can turn it around but not in the timeframe people seem to be demanding. Hang on in there folks. #LFC

People expecting Virgil to lead us out of this on the pitch. He’s our captain that’s right. But he’s also clearly crest fallen, exasperated and struggling to comprehend what’s going on himself. He’ll be putting a lot of this on his own shoulders. Let’s all send the players and staff Christmas cards

Lots of people saying they can’t see Slot turning this around. I can’t see ANY manager turning this around as quickly as people want things to be turned around. We need reinforcements and a bit of luck to go our way.

Liverpool fans should know better than anyone how things can turn in a game in an instant - Barca, Milan, we used to destroy teams in minutes. We would have won today if not for the Ibou challenge. Leeds at Elland Road smelt blood and scored an immediate second. Focus on the glimmers. #LFC

I really like the Saturday 5:30 kick off time. #LFC

In other news. Jamie Redknapp is an annoying twit, but has a lovely collection of long sleeved polo shirts. #LFC

Darkness only asks one question: Do you still believe? Keep the Faith 🔴

Boring calls. Sack Slot, then what? A new manager comes in and magics new players out of thin air? Stops an entire squad of experienced professionals from being in dire form and making stupid individual decisions? I’ve got an idea, why don’t some of you Liverpool fans go support Arsenal or Utd.