Surprise!! Gonna be on survivor 50 :) tricked yall aha

Cried at the gyno last weekend and they said I could get blood drawn another day since I’m clearly such a pussy ass bitch about it :)

michelle trachtenberg In Memoriam snub….

Boq-TUAH

My mom just asked if we could see the wicked movie together :))) like yes girl let’s hit amc

@amysedaris.bsky.social I forgot you were on here

Ubering to the goodwill drop off site 😍

Ok who voting Kamala

I’m back yall

The way I am such a bodacious babe….

This is my gift to the world. If I die, this is my legacy. And that is enough. I am at peace

Back on my bug shit in my bug palace w bug mother (at a Lana del Rey concert at the ziggo dome)

Berlin is so cool, u can visit a concentration camp during the day and black out at a rave at night. Very special place

I am nothing more than a bug on a bug mobile

I thought this said “Fallon Leaves” and I got so excited

Ok that should be enough content to keep you guys busy for a while…enjoy!

I dont skeet like I used to……

People get likes so fast on here it truly astounds me 😍

Felt a tickle in my throat today so I ordered two matzo ball soups. Only one left now

I’m going to Paris by myself for a few nights and I’m scared to be such a beautiful women walking the dark cobblestone streets on my own… what if someone falls in love w me

Relaxxxxx guys it’s only Tuesday and it’s only May

I’m an amazing picnic guest

Who’s up rn 🤣

Also “I have you open all night like you ihop” is an insane lyric actually

Wait have any of you seen the lobster

Rainy day outside I been skeetin

Clang, clang, clang went the trolley Ding, ding, ding went the bell Zing, zing, zing went my heart strings Cuz that bitch is bad as hell

I love having a fat ass

Babe wake up

It’s Friday night who wants to play bitey

you learn something new literally every goddamn day

May the 4th be with you or whateva

Can the bugs in my apartment hear when I play music? Do they think it’s for them?

Hey guys

Gm 💛

Does anyone know if Boston Rob is a republican lol this is important

Best part about getting older is seeing all the middle school hotties flop

If u use my toothbrush u r dead to me

Free giveaway at 100 followers! I’ll send u a pint of my blood 🤩🩸 drop your addy below ⬇️⬇️⬇️

This app feels a lot more shout-into-the-void-y than Twitter and there is freedom in that, for me 😌

Anyone else on here order grande iced coffees in a venti cup to scam the big man ?

Here to ruin your day with succession memes

What time is witching hour tn?

Me when he wants to take a long romantic stroll in the rain 💕

Me and my straight girlfriends debriefing after making out w each other at the club

Me going through all my hinge messages after a three week hiatus

Me tucking in my thong straps before opening the door for my super

U know when ur at the dentist and they use that sucker thing that gets all the spit out of your mouth? And eventually your tongue gets dry and it feels like there’s some sort of like film on it? Like it’s encased in something? Ya

Is Jordan Belfort secretly on here

I love telling people to end their relationships on r/relationship_advice