Ok but hear me out… Taylor on Graham Norton with bleached hair 👀

Get ready for a funny day, friends Track lengths have been revealed and Wood is the shortest one 🤭🤭

This is weird that the TLOAS popup is in NYC and the one before TTPD was in LA. Thematically it would have made more sense to have them the other way around, especially with a lot of TLOAS images being attributed to being shot at the LA Theatre. I don’t have any answers just flagging it as sus 😅

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The Starting Line releasing their first album in over 18 years today? Oh, we’re definitely at the starting line 🧨

I saw this in the comment section of one of @haileymcrich.bsky.social’s videos and HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lush selling lesbian-coloured bath BOMBS called The Alchemist 🧨 www.lush.com/au/en/p/the-...

Curiouser and curiouser

she ripped it up… she tore it out the frame? 👀 🖼️🎞️🚪🪟

💍🖕 ➡️ 🧨🧨

Had the thought to look at dates as degrees on a circle. I didn’t realise that they’re always shown with the 90 at the midnight position. This would make 10/3 (ie 103°) just before midnight. I now think the Spotify Artist of the Year 2023 video shows us from the announcement of TLOAS until 10/3

I just realised we’re currently getting five unique poems across the album variations…

With all the 8s we were talking about I decided to go watch Ocean’s 8 and there’s SO MUCH THERE! It’s a jewel heist at the Met Gala. Elizabeth Taylor reference. A job within a job. That messy bitch Derek Blasberg is featured. Their cut is $38.3M each 🤡 And this direct Taylor & Leo mention 🤨

I think this is James and Betty down at the playground in swings 🥹 James (on the left) swinging to the right and Betty (on the right) swinging to the left 🪞

Katherine never misses 👏👏

TOO MANY 8s!! 8 variants 8 infinity stones 8 horcruxes (technically it's 8 soul fragments) 8 showgirls 8 sizes larger than the sun ♾️

The ring is her shield, providing her private life protection 🛡️

Oh 👀

the crowd is your king

Who was it that was putting together a ribs thread?? Add it to the list!

The cotton candy isn’t what makes the blender break, it’s the fire in her phone. “I’m not an online person at all. Not like on social media like that. And like, I’m genuinely terrified to open my DMs. It’s just like, it’s just like, it’s about, there’s smoke coming out of my DMs.” - Taylor on NH

And what do we call a tear in stockings…

1970 Chevrolet 408 Stroker when the Toe BUA was 4/8? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Taylor deserves more recognition for her sense of humour. She is hysterical 😂😂

Daylight was playing on their speaker when I went and got my brows done this afternoon and then ME! played at music bingo tonight. ✨ The universe is a Gaylor ✨

I haven’t seen this creator before but I can only assume they’re a Gaylor but these comments are sending me. They’re just using Rep songs to get us “back in the zone” of Max Martin & Shellback 🤡🤪 We really are out here speaking a language that no-one else can understand 😅

October 18, “The Girl Is Mine” 👀 Last single releasing on November 18 🤨

Saw this comment on Nikki's Tiktok. If you include the end date, they're right! Is she about to play her Ace?!

No one was going to tell me Chappell has just been announced to be headlining an Australian festival this summer?!?!

Uhhh… Barbenheimer 2.0

It’s probably just Taybrainrot after all our talk about poppies over the last couple of days, but tell me Greta’s umbrella doesn’t look like a poppy here 🤨

made a thing . the revolution needs you.

I think something important to keep in mind about the poppies is that they were used by the wicked witch to put Dorothy asleep and keep her from getting to the emerald city… but she was already in a dream. literally a dream within a dream (very inception vibes). the entire eras era is a dream

When you get a trivia question where you have to pick the most expensive item out of three movie artifacts and you simply don’t have time to explain to your team the background on how you knew Dorothy’s ruby slippers sold at auction in December 2024 for $28 million but that they need to just trust 🤠

Screenflexing like a goddamn acrobat

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Touched grass today and saw this lil cutie 🐨 Taylor Swift still gay.

And when Taylor is spotted at an Emmys afterparty, then what are they going to say 🤭

I just learned the most interesting thing about TNT. It apparently took humans a long time to figure out that it explodes. Before that we were using it to dye clothes yellow. 🧨

🧵 Thread (but it might be gradual, because I have to go out in 30mins) Omg omg peeps! I told you about Dita’s book Burlesque and the Art of the Teese…. But I forgot to tell you it was a 2-for-1 book, half-half, that worked back to middle, upside down, and was called Fetish and the Art of the Teese

Was just scrolling TT and was reminded that SNL premieres on 10/4 and it’s season 51… 5/5 was when Speak Now TV was announced but it’s also the date that Chely Wright came out 👀 It’s fanfic but I would LOVE a fake wedding skit with someone interrupting the wedding in a speak now type fashion 🤞

🚨🚨 Can the skyline go and watch the Karma mv and see if the sound cuts out during Ice Spice’s verse like it is for me?! I saw the below bloops and it reminded me of Taylor and Ice at the top of the stairs before they lasso the moon and Saturn because it’s a pause button bsky.app/profile/free...

1,033 months and 8 days after the premiere of The Wizard of Oz, we meet The Man™️ behind the curtain

We have heard Taylor talk so much about dreams and dreamscapes in the last couple of years - this whole performance era has been Taylor trying to plant the seeds in their minds. This makes so much sense tied into Inception with the Getaway Van about to crash into the water to wake everyone up!

It’s deep fall 🦅

Chad in the anti hero funeral scene says "kimber was the last one to see taylor" so im convinced thats why she went to that stupid party so the last time she would be seen is by kimber!