Sometimes you send someone a three minute voice message detailing the storytelling process behind your smut as if you're doing a commentary track

"Whoa buddy, you kiss your mother with that mouth?" -Vaguely heteronormative -Assumes a lot about someone's relationship with their mother -Why do you want to know?? "Whoa buddy, you make love with that mouth?" -Conveys the same attitude -Much more jarring -Why do you want to know? 👉👈

"You sound sad or distracted. Are you upset or are you texting a lesbian??" — @scaredopossum.bsky.social

Concept: puppy training flash cards where the questions are really easy stuff like "2+2" and "what state do you live in" but all the answers are stuff like "woof" and "bark"

"I'm reclaiming 'Minions' rizz." — @scaredopossum.bsky.social

White noise ❌ Music ❌ Podcasts ❌ Videos of my sub moaning on repeat ✅

There's like six women I know who want this, but only in a "please endanger me" way

The power went out at work today so I filmed my own found footage horror film.

y'know what? fuck you. *un-Zach's your boy*

GameHer Rig Chapter 3 is out now exclusively for $5+ Patrons on Patreon! This chapter took a huge effort to get done. As usual, many thanks to @scaredopossum.bsky.social for beta-reading. Go read it now! www.patreon.com/posts/gamehe...

"love my greased up gnome wife" — @scaredopossum.bsky.social