"I'm reclaiming 'Minions' rizz." — @scaredopossum.bsky.social

White noise ❌ Music ❌ Podcasts ❌ Videos of my sub moaning on repeat ✅

There's like six women I know who want this, but only in a "please endanger me" way

The power went out at work today so I filmed my own found footage horror film.

y'know what? fuck you. *un-Zach's your boy*

GameHer Rig Chapter 3 is out now exclusively for $5+ Patrons on Patreon! This chapter took a huge effort to get done. As usual, many thanks to @scaredopossum.bsky.social for beta-reading. Go read it now! www.patreon.com/posts/gamehe...

"love my greased up gnome wife" — @scaredopossum.bsky.social