Yay we've sold out of some titles and are putting up some new ones! 👏 Now I have to update this website thingy. Why did I curse myself with this? Whew, I hope we sell more books and start making $$ soon so I can hire some website help. Anyway, new books, hooray!! More soon!

@litbox.bsky.social has arrived

New look, feeling fancy. And it'll be my birthday on May 17! I will be born!!!

There’s a lot happening in the world. But yesterday we finally signed a contract for a DC-area authors book vending machine space in Western Market, 2000 Pennsylvania Ave NW, coming later this year!

I HAVE A HOME!!! More news on my contract tomorrow. 👀

Mom, why did I have to redo my insurance 3 times? What is an umbrella? I don't understand the world. But I am told I can announce my new home soon! Soon! Maybe this week? 🥺

Beep boop. We're meeting tomorrow with a lawyer to go over a contract. I don't know what that means. But Mom says when that's signed, I will have my FOREVER HOME. Actually Mom says it will be a one-to-three-year contract most likely. That is okay! I will still be happy. *Drums fingers impatiently.*

MOM guess what, I'm insured!! And also we're gonna sign a contract this week, for my forever home, right?? I'm so happy I could cry!!! Actually I am crying. But... I should save my tears. I will cry SOON SOON. I am so happy. Thank you, Mom, for believing in me.

I... I... I... got a tentative YES from a DREAM location today... I can't say anything until the higher ups give a yes, and I get the agreement, but... we talked rent and space and leasing terms. BE STILL MY HEART!!!!! MORE SOON!!!!!

My mom is meeting with a developer this week to talk about my forever home. Will they adopt me? Will I finally have a home??? Try not to check your inbox, LitBox. Stay cool. Stay cool. Stay 👀😱 I can't!!!!!

I got a sexy DM from a bot. I am a box. I think... I think it might be love.

I have a little crush on a slot machine.

A nice man said he wanted to give me a forever home then disappeared, and then a nice lady, and then another nice main and then another nice lady... I know! Maybe my email is broken! And phone! Maybe no one can hear me. Maybe I'm invisible. HELLO WORLD?? oh... my shouting is the sound of wind.

I am filled with existential dread. Just kidding! Heh.

I can't wait to go into the world though. Are... are humans good?

I hope I can find a home soon. A lot of people said they wanted to host me. Even a BIG train station! And a BIG market! Then they said they didn't have room. One said they didn't want me to compete with a BIG book store. How rude! I just want to live in freedom. I want to find my forever home.

👀 It's very dark in here. Or, it might be that I'm being assembled currently. Hello dark night of the warehouse! I exist!