“ . . . “ “You’ve done it now, I’m re-entering my villain phase. I’m calling Scarlet right now.”

“Nothing to worry about, Raymond. Now, do you think I should get her flowers or is that too soon?”

“Something about a statue of Janus, that Greek god guy with two faces. I did blow my hiding place, though, because the joke about the name was too hard to resist.”

“I’ve had worse concussions before. This is nothing.”

“Fellas - If a girl cracks your helmet like an egg with a battleaxe that’s taller than you, is that her way of expressing affection? Asking for a friend.”

𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋 ────────────

“Sees me? Who’s going to see me in a museum at 4 in the morning? The elderly guard they employ?”

“Tripped over one of those tubes for the AC units. And not everyone is as graceful as you, Grayson. That’s why I wear a helmet.”

📌 𝐃𝐫. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐥 𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐫𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐬𝐲𝐥𝐮𝐦

“Stealing the Declaration of Independence… I was stopping Two-Face, obviously.”

“Were je not for the laws of this land, I would have slain you.”

“I know I haven’t been around for a few days. I, uh — I fell through a skylight at the museum and dislocated my hip. No old man related jokes, please.”

“Wait — New Year? Is that today? I slept through it, I thought the noise was just Gotham being Gotham.”

“What if I come across a real big douchebag that totally has it coming?”

“You ever get hit in the back of the head by some crook with a lead pipe you overlooked? Not me. You know why? Helmet.”

“Have fun in prison!” Darcy Lewis. Marvel MCU. Descript/Lit. SFW NON-LEWD. Ships with high chem. Tony Stark’s daughter. Pansexual. 18+ #Parody #NotKatDennings Writer Tag: #rocky

Outlaws Christmas gifts • A picture book about horses for Lian and a Taco Bell gift card for Roy • Rubik’s Cube for Bizarro • A children’s telescope for Starfire (They’re cheaper) • Two-week all expenses paid trip to the lovely Greek island of Rhodos for Artemis (Another woman he’s terrified of)

He’s got his Christmas shopping all figured out — And on a budget was well! • A home-gym jump rope from Walmart for Dick ($ 9.90) • A bulk bag of loose coffee beans from Costco for Tim ($23,99) • An issue of WIRED magazine for Barbara ($5.99) (Not even a new one, this issue is from 2022)

“Come on, Bruce. It’s Christmas!”

“How about no guns — ?”

“Oh, and obviously everything I did the first time I was Batman doesn’t count either.”

“Give me ONE good reason. And don’t mention my violent criminal history, my proclivity of firearms, my attempted murders on both Joker and Penguin, my tendency to take the quickest and easiest solution or my really poor bedside manner.”

“What? Why not?! I would kick ass at being Batman.”

“They should really give me a shot at being Batman again — I promise to be less edgy this time.”

“I don’t drink coffee to stay awake. I deprive myself of sleep because of my own poor decisions. Then I get really tired and grumpy and make it everyone else’s problem by complaining about it all the time. You know, like a real man.”

“Does it at least have pictures?”

“You can certainly try.” Julia ‘Jules’ Alexander aka Advantage, your friendly local game master and comic store manager. Full-time nerd, part time superhero with legendary resistance. ♡/↺

“Truly, Dick Grayson’s greatest contribution to society was being the namesake of the ‘Night-Wings’ chicken wings at Batburger. Thank you for your service, Dick. I take back *some* of the things I’ve said about you.”

“I’ve been thinking about it and I have come to the conclusion that ‘Red Hood and the Outlaws” makes us sound too much like we’re about to rob a train. So I’m considering changing the name to “Jason and the Argonauts”. Thought Artemis might appreciate it - being Greek and all.”

⠀ ⠀ 〝 from this day FORWARD, #𝙽𝙾𝙽𝙴 OF YOU 𝘢𝘳𝘦 ( ..͟.͟.͟ ) SA̲FE. ׅ⎖ 〞 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #DCRP ⠀

“I fear no man, but Cass … Cass haunts me.”

𝑩𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 '𝟗𝟑 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒔. 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒚 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑩𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒏 #BatCat #DCRP #MVRP

“I am Damian Wayne. Son of the Bat, and Grandson to the demons head.” 🦇Semi-Cannon portrayal of Damian. 🦇/Mun is 20+. Follow if you want he’s 18+ for language and gore. NO LEWD./ 🦇Dark Themes. 🦇#Serpentine

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀⠀ 𝙳𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝙱𝚘𝚢? #RedRobin #DCRP #RPTH

“Alright - Let’s do this one last time.”

/ zatanna zatara. one of a kind. beware of the backwardwords witch.

❝I am Fear…. When I gazed into the abyss, the abyss looked away…. Fear is a tool, it’s my tool. The shadows hide me, and they fear what may lurk in those shadows…❞ #ᴰᶜᴿᴾ #ᴹⱽˢᴿᴾ ᴿᵀ 🖤 ᴵⁿᵈⁱᵛⁱᵈᵘᵃˡ ᴾᵒʳᵗʳᵃʸᵃˡ

《𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭 》 ➦ Jason Todd / Red Hood. ➦ Independent Continuity. ➦ Looking for mains. ➦ MV / OC Friendly. ➦ Ray of: #Sᴜɴɴʏ