Happy Holidays. Here’s a gentle reminder to embrace empathy for all. It’s in every one of us. youtu.be/dcDDkEjypnQ

Waited 2 weeks thru terrible shitty debilitating neck pain to see a doctor only to be told to go to the fucking ER if I need pain management.

Sweetums for Eddie

Casting the Muppet Show version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, let’s start with Kermit and Piggy as Brad and Janet.

It’s fucking miserable as shit out here in the rain.

Lovely view of the holiday tree downtown while a man smokes crack (something out of a glass pipe) next to me at the Trimet Pioneer Sq stop. Norman Rockwell eat your heart out.

Timbers FO job descriptions and pay are some of the absolute worstttttt in Portland.

Oh you poor 😢 developer. How fucking sad you can’t inflate rents higher. The audacity of the interviewee in this article about NBP. Fuck this bitch. www.wweek.com/news/2025/12...

I’m so stressed out all I want is strong dive bar margaritas and smokes.

Second Lyft this morning that smells HEAVILY of smoke. This one smells like gas station cigars. 🤮

Juliette Lewis got matching Christmas pjs with her husband and I just don’t think manic pixie dream girls of the 90s will ever recover from this loss of autonomy.

A painting contractor asked to talk to my husband, whom he referred to as “the decision maker” during our phone call to discuss a project estimate. I hadn’t heard that in a while, and I forgot what that bullshit was like.

Hurry. Run outside right now. There’s LIGHT.

the effort needed to remove personal information from companies that I’ve cancelled subscriptions with or decided not to do business with any longer is frankly damn appalling.

Well at least I don’t have to feel bad about never buying another kit. 🤷‍♀️ fuck BOA.

my entire life force is dedicated to consuming carbohydrates until the sun returns in the spring.

Home Depot can see into the future! 😱

It’s called a Pineapplandia Express because in Portland you are shaped like a pineapple after all the carbs you need just to survive this grey weather bullshit.

Mood.

Welcome to Carbathon ™️ (PDX December) where we eat *cloudy despair for breakfast. *Mac n cheese, chips and ice cream

I forgot my gloves and I think I might freeze to death today.

It’s 47 degrees, don’t forget your thermal layers under your winter coats and your hats and gloves. 🥶

Cranberry Sour Joy beats Pumpkin Spice anything.

Ughhhhhreeggghrreee this fucking weather is so bad I’m using Garfield gifs to express myself.

Nothing else quite matches the aggressive persistence of Black Friday email marketing.

Raise your hand if as a young girl under the age of 18 you NEVER had an older man make unwelcome advances toward you.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

I mean at this point, honestly, who in those circles hasn’t sucked Bill Clinton’s dick?

PBOT leaf sweeping team are neighborhood heroes today, helping us quickly move our leaves into the street for pickup day as we flagged them down, panicked.

Oh look it’s time to brush my teeth and crawl into bed. *looks at clock reading 4:55 PM*

What’s the point of all the Trimet Customer Safety officers riding the trains? Does it make suburban people who don’t ride trains feel safer when someone in a Trimet jacket is riding?

Concise summary of what’s wrong with America

I will now dedicate the next 20 years of my kitchen exploration to perfecting peanut /peanut butter based sauces.

Think of how many people could have gotten the word mentality tattooed on them if we would have won the cup this year. /s

Come on Timbers score a goal It’s really fucking simple Put the ball into the net And we’ll go fucking mental #RCTID

I’m here for 2 in a row PK shoot outs. There. I said it.

My neighbors children SCREAM all day. I mean SCREAM outside ALL DAY. SCREAM SCREAM. their parents appear somehow dead inside and unaffected by their banshee hell summoning cries.

I’m a little sad that I’ll never watch Darlington Nagbe play soccer again. 😢 ⚽️

As a person who grew up in a shitty town between Cincinnati and Columbus, i say only this with enthusiasm during this game: Fuck Ohio

Fuck Seattle!

Bye Seattle. 🔪 🐠

Minnesota. I feel you. Hang in there.

KEEPERS ARE FUCKING CRAZY.

Every company website is so desperate. You're on their page for five seconds and they want to send you notifications for the rest of your life. It's like if you asked somebody at an airport how to get to Terminal D and they told you, then got down on one knee and proposed.

Andor you really need way more muppets and a lot less CGI to hit peak Star Wars vibes.

Today is the day of the year that’s cold enough for your beautiful suede boots that it’s not also pouring rain.

I am a carbohydrate goblin this time of year.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee #RCTID