That1Polly
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I do yoga. I like soccer. I’m probably taller than you.
#PDX
#RCTID
#PNW
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Make a player chant for every Timber this year, therefore there will be no player chant curse. That’s how the sports curse cancelling rule works right?
about 1 year ago
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Cole Bassett has the right mentality.
#RCTID
1 day ago
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I imagine MP texting this to Phil during halftime.
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Samuel L. Jackson: Tick Tock, Muthafucka!
ALT: Samuel L. Jackson: Tick Tock, Muthafucka!
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1 day ago
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Can’t wait to see which MLS team gets Kevin Kelsey next year. /s
1 day ago
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Announcer: in this weather this match could come down to set pieces. Timbers fans:
#RCTID
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Homer Simpson Hiding in Bush Meme
ALT: Homer Simpson Hiding in Bush Meme
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1 day ago
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I’m trying to keep my new NZ addiction to 2 Tim Tams a day or less. 🤤
3 days ago
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I have no idea what P.K gum actually is, but I imagine it tastes like the stress and joy of the Double Posts game.
4 days ago
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Is a log slice cut for an opposite team own goal? If yes, who is awarded the slice?
#RCTID
#imnewhere
5 days ago
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I just started rewatching Mad Men. I know it’s fiction, but honestly, men have not really changed that much.
8 days ago
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People leave bikes outside unlocked while shopping and my brain just cannot comprehend that idea. 🤯
8 days ago
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Heard Island Government
9 days ago
We have finished our research study on the prolific use of indoor aquariums, and the age old question as to why humans enjoy them so much. We have concluded that it caused by the sudden presence of indoor-fins.
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I’m delighted that my phone ads are now serving up New Zealand content and the podcast ads are in kiwi voices.
11 days ago
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Watching Timbers from the other side of the world with my breakfast. 😣
12 days ago
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Daily walking mantra: on the left on the left traffic and people are on the left. 😂
14 days ago
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Getting a new washer with a single water hookup, and a dryer that doesn’t vent outside and doesn’t use a drain hose. So that’s gonna be a whole new adventure. 😂
17 days ago
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This tiny avocado pit. 💕
17 days ago
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2 wins in a season! WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE!
#RCTID
19 days ago
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The amount of things you can find
#gf
is astounding. But it’s not just that, it’s the knowledge of the staff, the kindness and consideration.. it feels really good to feel kind of normal.
#ceoliac
#NZGF
19 days ago
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Gluten free food here is … available everywhere and not overpriced. I just bought a big package of Gf gnocchi for $4.39 NZ dollars. FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS. 🤯
20 days ago
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Golf balls for buying soccer tickets makes perfect sense. In this essay I will …
21 days ago
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Walked to the beach today. FROM MY HOUSE.
21 days ago
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Australian swamp hens on the trail behind my apartment.
21 days ago
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I saw friendly police who asked a person in distress on the streets here how they could best help them. With actual concern and empathy. 🤯
22 days ago
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iNaturalist is teaching me how to identify plant species and wildlife all over the world and man, I could not love this app more.
23 days ago
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I was waaayyyyy more stressed than I needed to be about moving my cat and him doing quarantine. The staff at the facility were so nice. He is just as much of an asshole as ever. You’d never know he moved across the world. Glad I spent a year fucking stressed sick about it. 😝
23 days ago
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My cat ate like a fuckin beast after we picked him up from quarantine. Turns out he really loves champagne ham.
25 days ago
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I have my cat back, my husband with me and a new condo on the other side of the world. New life officially starts now. 🥝
25 days ago
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I watch Rugby now.
27 days ago
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Let them eat cake!
add a skeleton here at some point
27 days ago
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The internet has taught me I’d rather be a robot, and not have to take all the authentication tests.
29 days ago
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Anyway. I live on the other side of the world now where people are kind to each other and empathy is celebrated and encouraged. It’s going to take a while to get used to.
about 1 month ago
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Auckland gets logos right.
about 1 month ago
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Somewhere a woman is probably being fired for Trump’s latest ai posts.
about 1 month ago
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That1Polly
Kevin Kelsy that’s who they wanna be. *boom boom clap* Kevin Kelsy rolling like a celebrity. *boom boom clap* Kevin Kelsey! Kevin Kelsey! Living in PTFC (To the tune of Beverly Hills, by Weezer)
about 1 year ago
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Adi Adi Adi Oi Oi Oi!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Announcer just said “Timber Joey is going to carve the log” BRO. 🛑 ✋
about 1 month ago
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I’m “unplug the Alexa in my Air bnb” years old.
about 1 month ago
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beach intro successful! 🐈⬛ pros: sand digging, creeping around on driftwood, rock climbing. 🐈⬛ cons: noise level, birds circling overhead, wind
about 1 month ago
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Dear all asshole Airbnb hosts: STOP putting “All Pets welcome” in your listing if you don’t allow cats. Pets include cats. My cat is cleaner and more well behaved than most dogs.
about 1 month ago
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So the World Cup is… not a cup, it’s a trophy?
about 1 month ago
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Marty Supreme is terrible. Did anyone like this movie? Big Ick.
about 1 month ago
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When the challenger blew up as we watched in class, someone yelled “one less teacher in the world!” And most of the class clapped. And laughed. damn right i am GenX, we weren’t raised right. Go fuck your feelings.
about 1 month ago
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me: 🙀 My 🧠 : Eat more potatoes.
about 1 month ago
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Gee. I wonder what will happen when the US exhausts its munitions supplies and ground troops? I sure wish history had taught us about what to expect next.
about 1 month ago
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I had to do bullshit Teams updates from space, I’d be SO pissed.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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🚊 💥
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Sagacity media selling for $1.6m is … oof. That’s just hurts to read.
about 1 month ago
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Personally I just can’t stand the laziness of influencer Get Ready With Me videos. If I was paying someone to make that content, I’d be big mad at that filler slop. This is why I don’t work in marketing anymore.
about 1 month ago
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Uber drivers are now claiming scheduled pickups and getting paid for them while leaving you stranded waiting on your ride. Cancelling costs YOU money, resolution only available via chat bots. ASK ME HOW I KNOW.
about 1 month ago
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Hey
@timbers.com
NOW will you remove the BOA sponsors off the kits? You should be ashamed to allow this trash company to have any place in your legacy.
#RCTID
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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BizToc
about 2 months ago
Bank of America To Pay $72.5 Million In Epstein Victims Settlement — Bank of America agreed to a $72.5 million settlement in a class action lawsuit brought by Jeffrey Epstein victims, according to statements reported in court filings. The deal follows allegations that the bank helped…
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Bank of America To Pay $72.5 Million In Epstein Victims Settlement
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/business/bank-of-america-epstein-victims-settlement.html
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