Do people still go to clubs?

Home is where the hole is.

I hope my pregnant wife doesn’t find this account.

Your body type is so brave.

Thinking for yourself gets you in trouble.

Imagine being allergic to nuts? Pathetic.

Don’t nut! It’s November.

Lilly Tino is my sleep paralysis demon.

I’m trying to take you to load island.

He’s at a halloween party getting piped rn, just focus on yourself king.

He’s an 8 because sometimes he needs 2 stfu

Tenéis que abrir tu tercer Ojete. ✨

Beware of the #grindr goblins.

Imagine.

Sometimes I think.

You haven’t truly lived unless multiple faceless profiles have told you to KYS on a regular basis.

I shower naked idc 🤗

Hey everyone! We’re allowed to like different things, have different tastes, hobbies, etc. We don’t need to like the same things. It’s ok. Relax. Unclench.

Your performative activism still doesn’t change the fact that you have 2 DUI’s.

If your #Halloween costume needs a reference photo, it’s probably not good.

If I think you’re annoying, I’ll block you.

If your personality is your mental disorders, I don’t want to hear about what I need to change in my life from you.

Do we know the long terms effects of fisting? Seems sus.

Dúchate puto cerdo con fimosis.

“You’re a self hating gay” No I hate you.

I love being a federal agent.

Make marriage transactional again.

No bro, your size is perfect. The big ones are scary.

I want to get laser tattoo removal for all my tattoos.

What’s Fat Cock Friday? I’m a visual learner.

How do I get one of those fake jobs like Consultant?

I want some of that Vril. 🫦

About to shoot tight ropes by the looks of it. Front row seats only 🎪 “The Circus Is In Town” for pornceptual.com featuring @onlydrewskee.bsky.social @izaakzed.bsky.social #BATECRUSH 🩷💦

When is my twink going to buss it open for me again?

Twinks don’t deserve rights.

Yes I have plenty of work to do but Ace Carter is going off about his ex husband on TikTok LIVE.

Trying my standup jokes at the bathhouse.

Lock those cocks up. #locktober