Apparently someone is using my photos on #Sniffies ? 👀

Imagine being $100,000 in debt for a gender studies degree and not having any other skills.

I’m 100% heterosexual.

Smoking crack makes you gay.

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Being a hater is an ugly person thing.

Apparently if you disagree with someone’s opinion you get shot?

I can’t believe #CharlieKirk was shot?!? 👀

Herpes isn’t real if you’re in love.

No I’m not reading your Grindr screenshots.

Your virginity should go to your bros not some thot.

“Haz el chill y no la guerra.” - Gandhi

They bate on the Bait Bus?

I think if you m*rder or r*pe someone, you should lose your preferred pronoun privileges.

Furries must be stopped.

I love sleeping, it’s like a mini death.

Fat cock foreskin femboy Friday.

Some of you have never sat in silence and it shows.

It’s fem boy Friday.

You wanna have say gex?

For the gape.

They call me the glizzy master.

I’m a miscegenation abomination.

This is what I think about when someone says “boots on the ground”

People blaming the city they live in for being single, nah you’re the problem, not the city.

Being a radical leftist is like living in a Russian nesting doll of infinite purity tests. If you say no to any of those, you’re instantly a n*zi.

Posting Grindr screenshots is so 2012.

He’s probably not a good person, but he’s hot.

Nah bro you don’t have a normal butthole, you have a gash.

How about we just let women be butch, and let men be feminine? We can just mind our own business and go to the gym.

What do you mean I can’t vape in the office?

You’re focused on his pole and I’m asking about his debt:income ratio, we are not the same.

Why is everyone so fucking fat?

Delete that paragraph king. He doesn’t give a fuck.

They turned Instagram into Sniffies now?

You’re not having a bad day, you just needed to nut.

If your relationship status isn’t displayed on your Grindr profile, I’ll just assume you’re married.

I don’t care that you’re 6’6, bend over.

😞

Accurate.

Breathing? Someone will have an issue with that. Sleeping? Someone will have an issue with that. People will always have a problem with whatever you do! Do the things that bring you joy.

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Furries must be stopped.

Meeting up on Grindr in #LosAngeles is like “I’m available for this 30 min window on the 3rd Thursday of the month, during work hours, only if the day ends in an even number, and I live an hour drive from you.”

If you don’t like dogs, I don’t trust you.

Some of you gays are so sexy but have the worst taste in music and it’s really disappointing.