Is shock therapy still a thing? Asking for a friend.

Curtains open @izaakzed.bsky.social for @piercedmagazine.bsky.social #BATECRUSH 🩷💦

Me urge un guapetón rubio or pelirrojo.

What is homie hole? (I’m a visual learner btw)

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“You’re fake and gay.” — Candace Owens

I’m not meant to be anyone’s boyfriend, I’m for the streets.

My body count resets every new year.

It’s WANGHAF winter!!❄️

#pokerface #pokerfacechallenge #cringe

WANGHAF

Imagine holding a political position because you want people to like you, rather than genuinely because you think it’s true?!

All I want for Christmas is a twink who’s obsessed with me.

No! I don’t need to see your Spotify wrapped this year, I already know you’re a f@**Øt.

Damn boy are you #BlackFriday because I’m wondering what your fucking deal is.

Imagine getting arrested 70 times. Then after all those arrests, you decide to douse someone in gasoline ⛽️ on the train and set them on fire. Wild.

Congratulations on winning. You get a hit of my vape as a prize.

The more you chase pussy, the more you become a pussy. Don’t get lost in the sauce. -- Harriet Tubman

Nightmare blunt rotation, and sleep paralysis demons: Lily Tino & Jessica Yaniv.

Being a contrarian is your entire personality? STFU.

Oblígate a creer en ti.

Your secret is safe with me because I’ll forget.

Furries must be stopped.

Call him stairs the way he needs a railing.

Normalize nutting in the homies.

The older you get, the more you realize that no one has any idea what they are actually doing, and everyone is just pretending.

Do people still go to clubs?

Home is where the hole is.

I hope my pregnant wife doesn’t find this account.

Your body type is so brave.

Thinking for yourself gets you in trouble.

Imagine being allergic to nuts? Pathetic.

Don’t nut! It’s November.

Lilly Tino is my sleep paralysis demon.

I’m trying to take you to load island.

He’s at a halloween party getting piped rn, just focus on yourself king.

He’s an 8 because sometimes he needs 2 stfu

Tenéis que abrir tu tercer Ojete. ✨