If you can’t get head with your homie, that’s not really your homie.

Changing customer habits.

Let me sniff your gash bro, plz.

My favorite place is anywhere I’m with you.

“The streets are saying” is just a clever way of saying “I just made this up.”

Bottoms should have to pay for the first date.

Submissive drooling cat boys wya ?

I’ve got a pregnant girlfriend. Why do people keep calling me gay?! 😭

All this hentai virus talk, what about yaoi?

Saying “I’m bored” as a man, very low T, low IQ.

I’m trying to suck on some butt.

Tomorrow isn’t promised fuck on the first date.

Dúchate puto cerdo con fimosis.

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Tú no eres activista, Solo sabes compartir.

Lock in taco boy.

The amount of money I just spent for 2 tickets to see fencing 🤺 at the 2028 Olympics. 😵‍💫 #2028Olympics #2028LosAngelesOlympics

If several strangers on the internet haven’t told you to KYS, are you even living?

It’s time to start schizo-maxxxing.

I’m convinced that most people are just semen demons.

I can’t believe it’s almost Halloween.

What’s wrong babe? You haven’t even touched your performative male matcha.

How old were you when you had your first butt baby?

So all French people are just a lil bisexual?

I’m half emo, and half Mexican.

Gay pop semen hunters.

Stop romanticizing people who are not showing up for you.

Why do feet taste like that?

I love paying taxes for wars no one wants. I’d rather have potholes and horrible infrastructure too.

Yeah I vape in my office, who’s going to stop me?

SYBAU with your colloquialisms, just say what you mean.

I want a lavender marriage with a femboy.

There’s a war going on? I’m more concerned about getting skinny.

Being past 40 and intentionally getting drunk to the point where you’re puking is wild behavior.

Doing a big cartoon gulp when he says “don’t cum yet”

How do we feel about gay men saying “I’m ovulating” instead of saying literally anything else?

Sucking on something is all that matters @izaakzed.bsky.social @onlydrewskee.bsky.social #BATECRUSH 🩷💦

Hey I had so much fun with you today. Let’s stop talking to each other forever.

A grown ass man just asked me what a VPN is, like Google doesn’t exist. (He’s like 2-3 years younger than I am.)

He asked me if I like bush and I told him I’m not into politics.

Contemplating getting laser tattoo removal done for 90% of my tattoos.