Tú no eres activista, Solo sabes compartir.

Lock in taco boy.

The amount of money I just spent for 2 tickets to see fencing 🤺 at the 2028 Olympics. 😵‍💫 #2028Olympics #2028LosAngelesOlympics

If several strangers on the internet haven’t told you to KYS, are you even living?

It’s time to start schizo-maxxxing.

I’m convinced that most people are just semen demons.

I can’t believe it’s almost Halloween.

What’s wrong babe? You haven’t even touched your performative male matcha.

How old were you when you had your first butt baby?

So all French people are just a lil bisexual?

I’m half emo, and half Mexican.

Gay pop semen hunters.

Stop romanticizing people who are not showing up for you.

Why do feet taste like that?

I love paying taxes for wars no one wants. I’d rather have potholes and horrible infrastructure too.

Yeah I vape in my office, who’s going to stop me?

SYBAU with your colloquialisms, just say what you mean.

I want a lavender marriage with a femboy.

There’s a war going on? I’m more concerned about getting skinny.

Being past 40 and intentionally getting drunk to the point where you’re puking is wild behavior.

Doing a big cartoon gulp when he says “don’t cum yet”

How do we feel about gay men saying “I’m ovulating” instead of saying literally anything else?

Sucking on something is all that matters @izaakzed.bsky.social @onlydrewskee.bsky.social #BATECRUSH 🩷💦

Hey I had so much fun with you today. Let’s stop talking to each other forever.

A grown ass man just asked me what a VPN is, like Google doesn’t exist. (He’s like 2-3 years younger than I am.)

He asked me if I like bush and I told him I’m not into politics.

Contemplating getting laser tattoo removal done for 90% of my tattoos.

I’m just trying to BROtein maxx.

Focus on yourself bro, they’re still in love with their ex.

Can I suck it? No gay shit.

Behind the scenes. Shoot updates. Merch drops. Cruise Instagram www.instagram.com/BATECRUSH 🩷💦

La Virgen de Zapopan Es la patrona de Guadalajara y protectora de Costco.

Update. The Costco in PV, Jalisco is safe. There were just burning cars in the Costco parking lot.

White people be like “my cat is non binary.”

Indios con armas? Que novedad.

Came on his butt, call that icing on the cake

Should twinks have rights?

#jonnycraig #dancegavindance #raincitydrive

Let’s load up.

I’m giving up heterosexuality for lent.

All these loads and I still feel so empty.

If the shoe fits… and it does @izaakzed.bsky.social #BATECRUSH 🩷💦

Let’s blast test, as homies. 🥹