Since when do Canadian customs intercept passengers getting off the plane at the gate for passport checks and questioning? Second time it happens to me in 2026, love being stuck in the very spacious corridor for 20m.

A special thanks: two persons at #BSidesLuxembourg2026 brought an extreme amount of laughs and engagement, only one of whom is on here: @stijn Tomme -> his Escape room “dismantle the bomb” was an absolute blast of a experience (reportedly, I MUST try this myself someday) And @k#bsidesluxembourg2026arranged the […]

That’s certainly a marketing decision one could have made

https://yubiclicker.com/ 😍

Nice pawdidas

Watching sports on TV is insanity now that everything is gambling. Nicorette ads “to help with smoking addiction” followed by YOU CAN BET ON EVERY PITCH AND GET PAID BY THE NEXT PITCH AT BETZONEMAZEPOWER

Why is Slack so shit on slow and slightly unreliable networks? Oh I guess it’s because people only ever use it from wired fiber connections on desktop computers

Time to get ready for @BSidesLuxembourg!

Who the fuck put half-caf in my coffee machine that I am the only one putting coffee in

Does banksy use pgp

Conference sponsor swag I like is almost always stuff that is a useful consumable I'd probably be buying anyway, but branded. I don't need over 9000 cheap pens, but I always need hand sanitizer at conferences so I usually like that. Just got a couple branded Tide-to-go's at a conference. Now […]

Would be nice if GitHub returned an error when you search and search is broken, instead of NO RESULTS

Does any bug bounty platform support gating reports by charging researchers a small amount that gets reimbursed once the submission is confirmed to not be slop?

Why can’t I just subscribe to a A24 streaming service instead of the diluted bullshit

People who leave PRODUCT REVIEWS based on DELIVERY: are you dumb? 1 star. Product is amazing but DELIVERED LATE, BOX WAS DENTED Do you think Amazon makes all products so it’s fair to rate it badly cause someone tossed it at your house?

Just realized quotes with “Post Pending” means it’s awaiting approval from the original poster, and has nothing to do with slow federation between my small mastodon instance and others 😂

Recruitment spams using images instead of text are more and more common so I figured I'd answer

About to buy something expensive and need some expert level justification need?? Just @ me

Trying to read a forum post on how to change the shifter in my car and the word "knob" is censored 😂 My brain keeps replacing it by other offensive words

Took me decades but I just realized that in french, Dr Dre means (male)Doctor (female)Doctor.

Every time I hear someone say "This is the worst it will ever be", hinting at obvious, unavoidable improvements in a technology, all I can think of is wow have they looked at THE INTERNET in the last decade?

BSides Luxembourg 2026 – announcement of 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗖𝗧𝗙 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡!! Over the last months, we've had an awesome team of volunteers building CTF challenges for you on the theme: 𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗖𝗘! We're excited to announce that BSides Luxembourg 2026 will feature a Capture The Flag competition open to […]

RE: https://irrelephant.co/@g/116410327422912136 The crowd is indistinguishable from @defcon . Sick.

RE: https://mastodon.quebec/@lapresse/116410535882672726 Here we go age verification is gonna be required in everything, papers please bastardized internet and operating systems. But the children! Think of them cause parents won’t!

HEALTH and Carpenter Brut tonight! woot!

Friends at Boost Security just dropped a sick post-exploitation framework for CI/CD (GitHub, GitLab, Jenkins, Circle CI, Azure DevOps, Bitbucket etc): https://labs.boostsecurity.io/articles/introducing-smokedmeat/ François the lead maintainer will answer questions on Ask HN this morning […]

Serait-il possible d'avoir @lapresse en abonnement SANS pub? Car AVEC, c'est rendu ridicule

So, because someone does NOT HAVE MY PASSWORD you decided to RESET MY PASSWORD? Are you imbeciles? (and since this is a screenshot let me confirm - this is a legit email)

Why is there a luxury tax on car registration in Quebec but no weight tax? My summer car I use 8000km a year that weighs half the pickups I see at the grocery store daily costs me 3 times more and doesn’t wear down the roads or put others at risk nearly as much. (For those not here, our […]

Why can’t I BLOCK shows from streaming platforms? I’m NEVER gonna watch Shrinking or Ted Lasso, Apple, stop trying to auto play it every time I finish an episode of Monarch!

Did you know that if you rename managers to coaches, you have eliminated middle management?

I eventually found it.

Not a sponsored post. I got this Kuxiu X40 Turbo 3 in 1 charger that folds SO slim and while it’s not stable enough for a “home” setup, wow does it make the nightstand situation in hotels clean without making me carry extra shiz. https://kuxiu.co/products/kuxiu-x40-turbo-stand-cosmic-orange […]

How brain damaged does someone have to be to click on Apple News+ ads? Here I am reading a piece on Sam Altman from The New Yorker, fed the absolutely bottom of the barrel bullshit ads, repeated over and over How much do I need to pay so News+ content doesn't have this shit?

I wish Starfield had cross-save, I'd do a double-dip purchase and get it for PS5 instantly if it did...

Wow, kind of amazing that @NetNewsWire now supports the previous iOS and macOS versions, even though it has a great Liquid Glass implementation on the current ones.

We've come too far to stop now, Shenmue fans. 💪 We keep pushing, we keep reposting, we keep trending, and most importantly, we keep Ryo's adventures going. Keep sharing #LetsGetShenmue4 so that @segaofficial.bsky.social and YS NET hear your wishes! We won't stop until Ryo's quest is over!

When you’re forced to go back to the office /\b(wtf|wth|ffs|omfg|shit(ty|tiest)?|dumbass|horrible|awful| piss(ed|ing)? off|piece of (shit|crap|junk)|what the (fuck|hell)| fucking? (broken|useless|terrible|awful|horrible)|fuck you| screw (this|you)|so frustrating|this sucks|damn it)\b/

Is it me or getting these two desserts in a row is a bit suggestive

Clear night!

New confusion level unlocked: fly east while the destination switches to DST

I have a long commute between now and tomorrow, first trip to @kagihq hub AMA! For now, one travel tip: Wear jeans that are not too light or too dark, as to hide coffee stains and dirt you might accumulate over the next 16 hours.

I wish more startups had websites like this https://code.storage

This was awesome, and the singers were better than awesome.

The only conference I’ve had FOMO for in a while released all its vids already! Thanks @gadi and organizers! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjmt1tu85IhBuqe-ktHwhATIoJqPg2WME

@gruber the FCC foreign consumer router ban (or bribe request) would be an interesting topic for the next Dithering episode. (https://www.fcc.gov/document/fcc-updates-covered-list-include-foreign-made-consumer-routers)

Excited to hear everyone in the US will become an OpnSense nerd now that consumer routers are illegal. This is how it’ll play out right??

What’s the best meeting tool with DRM to prevent local screen recording and zero OAuth and other type of access for bots?

You can't convince me that most clients were not complicit. MAYBE the very small companies without a real tech team, but in general, do you REALLY think people didn't know they were just buying a rubber stamp, for 6000$ including a "200 hours pentest" ? […]

If you can read this, you outlived Chuck Norris. An unexpected turn of events.