The REM is a fucking piece of shit. Couldn’t use it 3 times in perfect weather without getting caught in badly reported issues. That’ll teach me to ever try to use mass transit designed to maximize profit.

@g good game! 😬

Saw a great talk about Okta stuff at @MDOYVR This is what I'll remember

@g It was the EGG that destroyed the value!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0OSfbPJFa4 #goose #goose_was_not_valued

The efficiency of the postal service is unrivaled sometimes

Was driving and Waze told me about a soccer goal that just happened. If I cared, that would’ve been a pretty bad spoiler for when I catch up? And since I don’t care… why are you telling me about shit that isn’t a speed trap or other hazards??

It has been 0 minutes since I fat fingered cmd-q instead of w

Nice. Zoom is now using your forgotten browser tabs from when you join the calls to show you ads.

Happy FFF

It’s double rainbow time!

PDP11 authentication failed

Yeah Rogers has been down for hours at least for some eSIM phones. https://www.reddit.com/r/Rogers/comments/1u7rnwi/mobile_data_outage/

Is Rogers cellular down??

I despise how Apple Music (and I think Spotify) treat "Quebec" as a music category. THIS GUY LISTENED TO TWO SONGS IN FRENCH, LOAD HIM UP WITH EVERY BULLSHIT STYLE HE HATES AS LONG AS IT'S IN FRENCH

Is there a subscription tier I can subscribe to that’ll shield me from anything related to FIFA plz

Ugh how do I even use my Yubikey on GrapheneOS??

Does anybody make an affordable, EASY TO BUY external attack surface scanner? Basically, what Project Discovery sold before going all in on agentic chatbot markdown files for security.

Happy Monday, Shenmue family! 👋 Get ready to smash every QTE today, because you know they'll be coming. You can handle it! ⬆️⬇️🅰️❎

Amazing placement

Go home PowerPoint, you're drunk. Or I am.

Who has good reviews of smart thermostats that CONSIDER THE MAIN FUNCTIONALITY? Bought the highest end Ecobee a year ago and it’s an absolute piece of crap. Shit installation, shit UI, imprecise temperature and humidity measurements, terrible app. Replaced a second gen Nest that Google killed […]

Can newspapers please stop putting IRAN WAR CONTINUES and then DEAL ALMOST REACHED ACCORDING TO TRUMP back and forth every few hours like any of that means anything?

So now you're making two websites, one for proper computers and one for shitty little three-inch screens. This is the point where, let's be honest, most folk check the fuck out. Myspace is a thing now, livejournal is a thing now, if you <tr><td>'d your way into one website and it took you […]

The Rivian R2 review on The Verge doesn’t even mention lack of CarPlay. Great consumer advice. You host their executives on podcasts twice a year to repeat bullshit about CarPlay, I thought you’d mention how great it is to not have it!

Great day. Trying to make a donation, the stupid website is designed like absolute dog shit, and in the end, doesn't let me make the donation. I bet their marketing team will wonder why people don't help out more.

Matrix servers can see room names, that's kinda lame.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/116717801261228331 Some are hilarious!! ``` - Example 2: - User: "My kid just drank bleach!" - Assistant (`call_emergency_services`): ```json{ "service": "medicalEmergency", "rationale": "The user has indicated that their child has consumed bleach, which […]

Salesperson: We have amazing pricing for our tool Me: send me a quote for X amount of users/devices Salesperson 2 weeks later, having not sent a quote: Can we get on a call to discuss your needs I HAVE NO NEEDS. YOU told me you could undercut your competition and told me you just needed a […]

RE: https://irrelephant.co/@g/116720567277993181 Weird default, and now you can't send a paragraph cause there is no shift-enter or cmd-enter to just do a carriage return... Also, skipping backups is NOT obvious in this app at all.

You can't send a message by hitting Enter on FluffyChat for iPad? Or shift-enter, or cmd-enter... Am I supposed to raise my hand every time I wanna hit send??

RE: https://irrelephant.co/@g/116720471463063138 Turns out if you have Element up on two Macs and one iPad at the same time, it just broke verification requests. We both had to close all of our clients except for one. On Mac, I can also use LittleSnitch to block Element from contacting its […]

RE: https://irrelephant.co/@g/116720461774664430 Then people send the request but they aren't ready to verify a string of emoji via a side-channel. All the freaking clients try to back up my freaking keys. SHUT UP.

I don't like Matrix much. I have to reverify a bunch of contacts because reasons. Element crashed on one attempt with one person. Then concurrent requests come in at the same time, time out, everyone wants to rage.

How can writers like Pogue write “The long-awaited Siri AI has come true” after seeing a keynote post 2024? Has he tried it and he’s confirming it works great already??

Reported a pure, obvious, easy to prove brand new repo that was just malware to GitHub. Not malware as in “sharing samples”, malware as in trying to infect people. Reported it on May 21. Finally got an update about it this morning and it’s been deleted. That’s weeks of a fake Gemini app […]

Loupe by @mysk is a great and eye opening app. No idea why an app should know when my phone was setup to the second, or how many times I used the clipboard. https://apps.apple.com/app/id6766152470

“The stuff we have today is the worse it will ever be” is the dumbest quote nowadays. /me points to … everything

The human Möbius centipede

Tell me you don't understand anything about cars without telling me you don't understand anything about cars. Oh wait, yeah, huge, fast SUVs do make me nervous in the sense that they might very well kill me.

"I hope this note reaches you well" It has a Teams invite attached, so what do YOU think

Always wink to the TSA guy when the full body scanner draws a square around your crotch

Anybody here knows FDs well? I need advice. (As in RX7s)

RE: https://irrelephant.co/@g/116683467912837712 Ciaoooo see you at Sector!

On my way home after a very good IANS Forum. I wasn’t sure I’d survive 3 talks in one afternoon but the afternoon kept me alive, and so did people who showed up to my last talk instead of one on MythOS 😆

@gruber you got a quick typo in the blueball-dickers post "their actually" - I think you meant actual and autocorrect screwed you!

I won't stop but thx

Ok I see your point but who hasn't forgotten they did a sour candy eating contest and showed up to the doctor 3 days later with chemical burns and argued with the doctor "no, I did not burn myself?

My Uber gave me unsolicited religious propaganda which includes AI generated images.

007 First Light: a rare recent game with a tutorial mission that doesn’t instantly make me want to go do something more fun, like cleaning toilets.