I’ve been watching old nostalgic shit like G4 and cartoons and concerts and it makes me physically ill. These ppl are so carefree, compared to now. No social media yet, no algorithms, no endless scrolling on smartphones, no AI botnets melting their brains… I get the irony of posting this but man…

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I’ve been bitching and moaning abt everything recently but I had a $500 mechanic bill today and I barely even blinked when I paid it. I am so incredibly lucky that something like this is ‘not a big deal’ and I should try to take a step back and be grateful for that

Cody is a good guy but… god I hate Cody lmao ggs king

I can’t blame Peters for not running for reelection but I swear to GOD if we get a Republican senator who is MAGA, I’m going to inundate them with requests and emails and criticize every single WORD THAT COMES OUT OF THEIR LYING FUCKING MOUTH

gonna have a lot of graves to piss on in 10-15 years

“We can’t raise taxes on billionaires because they would move their businesses out of America!” “We can jack up tariffs as high as we want because businesses are DESPARATE to access the American consumer base!” yeah nothing hypocritical here, sound logic

bro I should NOT know who HOWARD LUTNICK IS

Remember when servicemen would randomly decide to stand in front of and ‘guard’ schools after school shootings? Am I crazy or did they just stop doing that. Probs not a good sign that even performative protests against school shootings dried up and these ppl want me to raise the birth rate LMAO

GOD I wish had the balls to make a play in the market. Hindsight is 20/20 but I would have bet the farm on Tesla tanking its earnings call

If a cardinal or statement from the Vatican attributes Francis’s death to JD Vance visiting in any capacity I will convert immediately These conservative conspiracy theorists suddenly have no opinions on the antichrist now that white guys are in power huh

I’M SO MAD I’M WRITING A LETTER TO MY SENATOR

pretty indicative of my mental health right now that I failed to get floor tickets for a band I like and I am so upset that I want to quit my job and go home

Just found out 5 (out of 12) of my books are available on the Internet Archive (including SCARY MOVIES). I don't get royalties from them, so if you want to borrow from the site and read them for free, you do so with my total support.

this dude picked the perfect time to assassinate a guy if he actually did it. the justice system is as bad and delusional as it’s ever been and the possibility of a mistrial is probably pretty significant

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Kicking off a round of doom posting is not how I want to add to the world today. Stepping back from that with a reminder that adaptation is the core lesson of fighting games. So that’s what we’ll continue to do.

Player Spotlight: Ossify, for placing 2nd at Full Bloom 2025 as the 8th seed, beating lloD, Magi, Salt, and Jmook!

I love the sassy Hungarian broad

imo it’s embarrassing to not have Hall effect in a first party product They add virtually 0 overhead. They are cheap, plug and play and will outlast a trad joystick 100\100 times. They are just too lazy/late to develop their own implementation so we will have a new update of dead Joycons in 2025

hey look my tournament is on one of these again

waow it’s crazy how when i stop procrastinating on starting a project and actually start doing it, i get attached to it and don’t want to stop working on it 😳😳😳

acquiesce is a hall of fame word for sure. it’s built different. so descriptive and fun to say. I love saying acquiesce

The Broccoli family selling off the James Bond franchise to Amazon is seriously going to make me snap Everything I like is getting fucked. Can’t wait for 35 Bond Cinematic Universe tv shows

Trying to stay “informed” by listening to liberal media: politician: *explains that he won bc he was able to get Latino men on board by appealing to the fact that they want to provide for their family* interviewer: so you think compromising with conservatives on gender roles won you the election?

Genesis was fun! I can wait until the next one tho, $an Jo$e is getting pretty old

Starting to like TSA more

It’s crazy that in addition to all the insane political bullshit that’s happening globally, semaglutide is also slowly revealing itself to be an actual miracle drug. Immediate easy weight loss, and now it possibly can be used to curb alcoholism and Alzheimer’s if the studies are correct 😳

I have been watching @helm8.bsky.social play Resident Evil games in discord and I want to publicly thank him for letting me watch because THE WORLD STINKS and watching the homie play through my favorite games is gas in my tank to get through the day

I refuse to believe the Robbie Williams movie is any good, I don’t care how many letterboxd darlings post about it

Sometimes I try to be adventurous and listen to RYM-core albums and I am just constantly astounded by how much I really don’t like most of them lmao indie is my most hot-cold genre, I either think it’s ultra-fire or I think it’s basically unlistenable

Having creative brain is really fun because I often have good ideas that my peers enjoy but sometimes I have thoughts like “what if spiderwebs smelled like rotting flesh” and it is even more fun then

I hopped back on Reddit because for better or worse, at least it’s better than the twitter cesspool, but those fuckers GOT RID OF THE ABILITY TO SORT YOUR HOME PAGE BY HIGHEST VOTED Almost like they don’t want me just sorting by top voted and checking once a day. Tired of this horseshit

Helping 3rd place in 3S at Frosty Faustings find love.

It boggles my mind that they still haven’t realized the original Resident Evil HAS to be a TV show. I have made a rough draft that can be shrunk to 8 or extended to 12 ~50 minute episodes and it breaks between episodes PERFECTLY. I will literally write this screenplay, HMU! @capcomusa.com

if the current events haven’t driven you to spin Dead Kennedys then maybe you should consider tuning in

I’m realizing as I grow as a person that one of my weakest social qualities is that I’m REALLY bad at determining how rude I should be in adversarial friendships. I always feel like I’m either way out of line or I’m being a wuss and not “correctly” banting back Who asked moment

I don’t like AI because it still hasn’t managed to do better than the bottomless pit inspector greentext

Genuinely so happy my friends are playing Tekken despite the fact that I never go easy on them and I just run offensive mix LMAO

That Linus Tech Tips feature on Fallon successfully made me want those stupid AR sunglasses so bad.

I want a pinball machine

Just bought and installed the Mass Effect Remaster, and as my glazed over eyes watched the EA Play installer log me in, I realize - I don’t even want to play this. It’s like 100 hours and boring. I’m playing RE4 again 🫡

I am a closeted Sonic enjoyer. I am 1 minute into the 3rd movie and they play a Live and Learn motif and I’m like “okay fine you win I am infatuated”

Gavin Free has ridiculous main character energy

one of my coworkers have completely fallen into the AI pit. Every single task that involves a computer is immediately ran through ChatGPT, Co-Pilot and Adobe AI. I am not averse to AI but I would feel like such a loser if I ran to computer daddy AI every time my brain needs to solve a problem

Chase still doesn’t have bluesky so I can tweet about how obsessed with dogleg i am recently and not be worried about him seeing it he tells me repeatedly it’s fine, but I don’t believe him

Becoming a watch guy that buys really cheap watches in 2025

I have a twisted form of respect for people who own a cybertruck without a vanity plate. As far as I can tell, Elon will come to your house with a poorly maintained pistol to threaten you if you don’t buy a vanity plate for it, so it’s quite brave