The Word of Dog

The US government comprehends what Putin’s doing perfectly well because a lot of our top administrators are working for him. It’s sleight of mind to ignore the dog that’s sunk its teeth into your ass.

Putin installs an orange leather bag filled with 300 lb. of calf shit in the White House and MAGA blames the rest of us when he starts leaking. Fu’ dat.

Word.

American exceptionalism?

Yet again …

Great behinds stink alike.

Tired of being inexpertly lied to by Dunning-Kruger casualties masquerading as public officials.

If you were to shine a penlight in Sean Duffy’s left ear, would there be a bright spot on the wall to his left, d’ya think?

Shade I see my shadow Disturbing the flow of light A quantum eddy #poetry #haiku

Due to severe tariffs on Canadian fertilizer, Ottawa declares: “We’re through taking shit from the United States.”

My friend was a good guy. He was always thinking of others, always giving out gifts. Even when he was on the ground dying from eating peanuts, he managed to give me a present. It seemed really important to him that I got his Epi-pen. [Peter O’Mahoney Faith and Justice]

“Prices are significantly down from where they will be next month.”

“… new scrutiny involves […] ongoing probes into Qatar World Cup bribes by the US DOJ …” Depends on who needs fellating.

No notes.

This should be entertaining.

RFK Jr. is the best friend pestilence ever had.

Hierarchy stacks one caste on top of another, leaving the lowest bearing the weight of all the rest.

The past tense of ‘lead’ is ‘led,’ even though the past tense of ‘read’ is ‘read.’ I didn’t make the rules, or the exceptions.

“I do not like them, Sam-I-Am …”

We’re gonna have to eat the rich. They’re the only thing left growing.

Like the asshole who steals packages from the condo mailroom.

This year, finding gratitude is a little like playing football without pads.

@stonekettle.bsky.social You can unplug the cat now, Jim.

A government that fails to provide basic sustenance to its people while collecting their taxes is a parasite.

“…the rights founded on the state of war, the lawfulness of its effects, the validity of acquisition made by arms, do not, externally and between mankind, depend on the justice of the cause, but on the legality of the means in themselves.” Emmerich de Vatel,

Ayuh.

Old wisdom: If the app is free, you are the product.

Stephen Miller and Micro Rubio have tentatively agreed to provide detainees as replacements.

This kitten rescued itself and moved into our barn a couple days ago. No idea of the sex, but appears to be 8-10 weeks old. Pretty feral — curious about hoomans but really skittish. It’s gonna be a project.

Sis-Boom-Baa: The sound of a sheep, exploding. — h/t Johnnie Carson.

Sux when the mushrooms kick in while you’re on the air.

Jimmy Kimmel isn’t ‘covering’ anything; he’s a comedian. Narcissus can’t laugh at himself.

[rimshot]

“… and smells like a pig …”

We’re an occupied country. The words ‘official US government’ don’t mean what they used to.

No assholes were harmed during the production of this cartoon.

“I read an article yesterday that said women who carry a few extra pounds live, on average, twenty years longer than the men who comment on it.” — Fatal Verdict by Peter O'Mahoney

Trump trying to keep Epstein quiet is the loudest sound in the room.

It’s time to stop humoring assholes and morons, including the controlled opposition at the helm of the democratic party.

💩on a shingle.

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️