The Dogfather
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Bassplayers and drummers are the civil servants of popular music.
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Barack Obama
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Wisconsin Supreme Court justices have a profound responsibility: protecting the rights of the people and delivering on the promise of equal justice under the law. Judge Chris Taylor is the only candidate running for Wisconsin’s Supreme Court with a proven record of delivering on that promise.
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Here’s to all those who choose to remain unevangelized.
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From the Book of Dhog:
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Mike Muth
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I heard someone call a corn dog a "meat twinkie" and life just feels different now.
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My dog has bigger balls than Mike Johnson, and she’s spayed.
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Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior)
From 2024, relevant now.
https://substack.com/@sarahkendzior/note/c-232129152?r=jihxb&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
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Went to the doctor about my kleptomania. She had me take something for it.
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He’s finally chosen the tile for the ballroom vomitorium. He got it cheap because the swastika’s backwards.
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🐸 German_USA, DHA 🌈 ally 🌈 woke af 🌈 "radical left scum" 🤷♀️
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Not that weird. The mythology of the American automobile is almost as misleading as that of the American cowboy.
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Joke O’ the Day: Pete Hegseth walked past a bar.
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Digital Brain
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🦉 Owls can feel every tiny movement - each feather has its own nerves
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You have to keep in mind that Donald, America’s leading public servant, thinks public service is stupid. For “suckers and losers.” The set-up might be perfect, but the punchline sux.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D.
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Antifada It begins to feel Like the war’s in camp, hidden With a Persian rug
#haiku
#iran
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We are all souls.
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If what you want to believe turns out to be true, it probably isn’t.
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MeidasTouch
10 days ago
BREAKING: Award-winning journalist Scott MacFarlane is joining MeidasTouch as our Chief Washington Correspondent. This is a major expansion of our enterprise and investigative reporting in D.C.
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Non-voting citizens is a much bigger problem than non-citizen voting.
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Xela Hart
11 days ago
Cartoon by John Deering 💯💯💯🎯🎯🎯
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“All hail Caliuga!” — Firesign Theatre • America has no real allies in this misbegotten ‘war.’ • Our armed forces are being run by a preening, self-absorbed alcoholic. • almost all of the expertise in the government, in and outside the military, has been fucking fired.
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Everyone has the right to be an asshole, but you have to accept that society has a protocol called ostracism for handling assholes. Because, seriously, who needs shit like this?
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Earle Boxer
13 days ago
Firstly, THANK YOU everyone for your concern. I’m okay, just a bit shaken up. Fact is I was robbed this afternoon in broad daylight at the gas station. Afterwards, I was disoriented. My money was gone, so I called the police, who asked if I knew who did it. “Yes," I said. "It was pump 4.”
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Are we grossly overpaying our defense contractors because congress both trades their stock and approves their appropriations? The only thing being drained from the swamp is an obscene amount of our tax money.
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The United States has been recolonized by Russia.
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Pls read. Trump is the mob.
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The Monkey and the Elephant (A parable) The lazy elephant handler got tired of cleaning up 100 pounds of shit every day, so he devised a wooden bung and shoved it up the elephant’s ass to give himself a break. Things went fine for about five days, when two things happened: 1/
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Metaphor
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Fridays Michael Richards as "Battle Boy" March 20,1981
YouTube video by burtiscurtis09
https://youtu.be/GIUxoytpcxE?si=T3Pt92DWDSqgR9dW
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If by ‘badass’ you mean ‘butt ugly,’ okay.
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21 days ago
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Alimentation?
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21 days ago
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Filed under “Praising With Faint Damnation.”
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Five years ago this month, I bought myself a retirement present. As of today, I would kiss my own ass if I could. Mustang MachE 4x:
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Vocabularity Playing Spelling Bee … Language is a vast warehouse Without a forklift
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“Top that, Obama.” — Uncle Yam
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By Trump’s logic, if we can’t see them, they aren’t there. ‘No testing, no cases,’ amirite?
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Use Kraft American Cheese Food to attain Cheddarsimilitude.
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Metaphor. “… peace isn’t excitement it’s the moment they realise nothing bad is coming.”
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The word Fuck is battling depression at the prospect of another illegitimate war. Fuck is already overworked. For Fuck’s sake, send a kind thought. Send it anywhere you want, just send one.
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Life on Earth is finite. Every 2 seconds you spend deleting and blocking a spam text is a heartbeat you can’t repeat. Every minute you spend waiting in a phone queue … Every minute spent with someone trying to convince you you’re wrong, convert you, sell you shit … 1/2
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Fee-fie-foe-futt I smell the stink of Mike Flynn’s butt
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Welcome to the Bumbashooti Village.
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Pete Hegseth wants to be a Knight Templar, drunk and amok in the Holy Land in the name of God and plunder.
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100+ Complaints From Troops Over 'Divine Plan' Rhetoric
Service members allege commanders are framing Iran conflict as biblically ordained battle
https://www.newser.com/story/384718/military-commanders-accused-of-preaching-armageddon-views.html
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“I’ve been framed. I mean, as if.”
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But did they get the guy(s) •Iran• had lined up to replace him? Considering the leadership of Operation Epic Footshoot, prolly not.
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about 1 month ago
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Fellatio in print. ‘Contempt’ is actually too mild a word for what I feel. I think they should all die of some disgusting, degenerative disease we used to vaccinate for.
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