So. There's this blonde archer. And she's really cool. And..

“Some people have actually called me the world's greatest archer.” ~Kate Bishop/Hawkeye ~Marvel Roleplay ~Canon Divergent ~Minors DNI ~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested. Repost for mutuals?

….

That's disgusting..

She slapped sparklers on the counter and gave the seller a determined expression. " How much for the angry incense?"

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Hide me. Yelena is around...

So , uh. In that case it would be a really bad idea to, uh , admit that I set the toaster on fire ?

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Kate tilted her head at the sight of the little girl, kneeling down to her level as her quiver shifted it's weight on her back. " Hi.." She narrowed her eyes, detecting fear. " Are you okay?" Her grin slowly faltered to a worried frown.

I want to .. Ki_ _ You. ʀᴇsᴜʟᴛs ᴍᴀʏ ᴠᴇʀʏ.

If I did, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you. I'd be out finding myself a better person to chase after.

Women live longer than men because we actually use our brains. Duuuurrrr.

Umm. So , what are smelling salts and why do people make the stank face when they sniff ‘em ? I don’t understand. Is it drugs ? Can it do things to my brain? Will it make aliens physically incapable of reading my mind ? What. Does it. Do.

So , um— I googled what happens when you eat glow in the dark food and uhh… yeaaaahhhh. I highly recommend that no one tries it if you want functional insides. It’s ummm—… it doesn’t end well and it doesn’t sound pretty.

It was really funny! He woke up screaming and shaking his fist at me.

Guess who stuck pop-rocks in Clint’s wide open mouth when he was snoring this morning? This girl. Boo-yahhhhhh!!

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Clint just beat me at a game of parcheesi. Augh!! In my defense , I thought it was about Cheese!!

Just now realizing that I gotta be up tomorrow for work at five Am and I spent all night playing with Pokémon cards. Great.

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She's not taking down her Karen poster. She hit Kane with a broom for a reason. Everyone else was thinking it. And she had the balls to say it. Cuss her out if you want to, but Kate Kane is a Christmas Karen. A holiday scrouge. And is harasses those who celebrates. Leave her alone..

She's snickering at the edit of @redheadedkane.bsky.social. Never call her little again.

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Someone called me little... It hurt my feelings.

Shhhhhh. Sip quietly. The Holiday Christmas Karen's can smell holiday cheer from six blocks away. They will come to be the total buzz kills that they are and shut us down. Our manager is Santa Claus so he will protect us.

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I'm the opposite. I put dirt on their clothes and laugh when they scream. Sometimes I record it to make money off their humiliation.

Santa?! Where?!

WHAT?! ??? They make haters like that now? That's inhumane! Full on Christmas Karen!

Holidays are over. But , if you’re a Christmas hater then you suck. I met a few of those. And they suck. They make Christmas a very unsafe place. They deserve Christmas haters jail.

“ yes. So I don’t get kidnapped!” Kate swung the broom again.

“ AHHHHHHHHH STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER!!” Now she’s hitting Kate repeatedly with a broom.

“ no , but , this could!!” She loaded her bow , ready to aim her arrow for the red heads heart . She never misses a shot. Ever. “ What brings you here anyway? Who sent you? ANSWER THE QUESTION!!”

Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas.

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I'm. Not. Little.

She slowly turned around. Looked Kate up and down. Then punched her in the jaw.

" well. I'm not little. Sooooooo. " She found it endearing to be called that. But, she won't let her know.

Kate exhaled slowly and nodded. " I'm Kate. It's uh nice to meet you. "

Why are you bugging me? Stalker!

Oh Chrysler!! Why do I always get dropped off at Towns that are crazy!? Clint is gonna get it. I'm spit fire and vengeance!

" Every person that tries to love me, it feels like a set up. You'll love me until you get tired of me. " 「parody • MS • MV • NSFW in dms only」 Penned by @hcneyeyes.bsky.social 」 Has anger issues. Trust issues. Touch repulsed Has a history with violence Older sister of @teentrauma.bsky.social