// eyup, still waiting.

[currently blasting “the subway” by mj watson at max volume.] SHE’S GOT SHE’S GOT A WAY SHE’S GOT A WAY SHE’S GOT A WAYYYYY AND SHE GOT SHE GOT AWAY SHE GOT AWAY SHE GOT AWAYYYYY

why am i still thinking about sexy clowns?

……that was meant to be a joke.

oh god. first sexy russians. now sexy clowns. what’s next, sexy robots?

streeeetch #wagonwednesday

purple really is the best color.

loving this new top 🥰 #seductivesunday

new jeans acquired ❤️ #thirstythursday

[thinking for a moment, looking up and down the spy’s body. damn she looked good in that white suit. cue kate biting softly into her bottom lip.] oh. oh that’s what you mean.

pffft. who uses email aside from old people? [getting up to move around the room.] alright. is there anything you wanna know about me?

[a little shrug of her shoulders, turning to look over at the other woman.] i mean, why not? i have nothing going right now and neither do you. why not use this free time to get to know each other?

[pushing her against the wall again. being more playful about it this time.] tell me what you think i want a taste of.

oh jesus. yeah that does sound rough. i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. [sitting on the edge of her bed.]

[the brunette made her way into the room, looking around for a moment before focusing back in on ava.] what do you mean your body is trying to tear itself?

[kate can be seen visibly cringing from the sight of the criminal.] yeesh, you look rough. did you fall asleep or something?

[she somehow manages to find ava on her own without any help, so she’s knocking on the open door.]

[god whoever picked that code must be the dumbest person ever. she’s in, heading up now.]

[……is it 69420?]

[come to think of it, she’s never been to avengers tower. how is she gonna get in?]

[kate’s on her way then. don’t go anywhere.]

[would she like some company? maybe that of a certain purple-clad archer?]

[wondering where @starrshapedghost.bsky.social is right now.]

you have no clue what you’re talking about. i can promise you i’m not obsessed. [staring back into yelena’s eyes, breathing heavily as well from what they had just done. does she dare go in for more?]

i am *not* obsessed with you. i think it’s the other way around because you wouldn’t be coming around here otherwise. [a heavy blush came over her cheeks when those arms slithered around her neck, shaking her head a bit before diving in. fine, take your dumb kiss, you beautiful russian.]

[a pause, then suddenly she’s pushing the spy against the closed door. eyes staring deep into yelena’s own.] you frustrate me so bad but i can’t help but want you all the more. god why am i like this? [is the woman expecting a kiss right now? because the archer is not really considering it. yet.]

// 🙄

i never lie! 😠

[now she’s finally standing in front of the other woman, staring into her eyes, arms crossed against her chest.] what do you want to hear me say? that i want you? that i want to be more than friends with you? [a slight pause, lips mere inches away from yelena’s own.] because you’re goddamn right.

[switching it up tonight! ……ramen instead of mac and cheese. look she loves pasta alright?]

// i’m cackling

//

[kate bit lightly into her bottom lip, keeping her eyes on yelena the whole time, and now she slowly started making her way over to the former (?) assassin.] i just have to ask. what are we? what’s this thing going on between us? am i out of my mind for thinking you’re insanely beautiful?

want some cake? #seductivesunday

pffft. like i could care less about you visiting me. i got plenty of other friends. [although she does care about yelena more than she lets on. not that she’d ever admit to that, but.]

[she is! she promises!]

no more SPICY mac and cheese.

[currently blasting “the subway” by mj watson at max volume.] SHE’S GOT SHE’S GOT A WAY SHE’S GOT A WAY SHE’S GOT A WAYYYYY AND SHE GOT SHE GOT AWAY SHE GOT AWAY SHE GOT AWAYYYYY

fine. no more mac and cheese for you then.