Genuinely amazed at this advertising on our local paper. I know print is struggling, but it feels like absolutely torching a reputation for short term gains

So much for the 2nd Amendment

They say that what doesn't kill you makes your stronger, but my elderly neighbour is currently recovering from life-saving heart bypass surgery and I reckon I could absolutely batter him

Absolutely bewildering decision for BBC6Music news to mark the death of Terry Yorath with a clip of his daughter finding out about it live on air rather than LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE photos.app.goo.gl/ZrtitwxijVBc...

What's most striking is just how pathetic it makes him look. Imagine being the actual President of the USA and giving even the tiniest shit about any of this.

Going for some Mother Theresa vibes

If I believed in omens, scoring this Wordle in two on the morning of my 49th birthday might be quite worrying

Sad to see The Guardian publishing fake mews

Somebody once told me Two legs, trunkless and stony We're standing all alone in the sand Nearby on the ground A shattered visage frowned With a sneer of cold command

Reason to ignore AI search results number 1,208,973,652. Here's Google, giving me innacurate info about the Women's Euros , then contradicting itself when I click through the link it provided and somehow making it sound like its my fault.

Pretty punchy move

Any #astronomy people able to explain this? A streak in the sky, possibly something hitting the atmosphere at a shallow angle?

People give Red Dead Redemption 2 a lot of shit for its slow start, but I've been playing Cyberpunk 2077 for three hours and only just seen the title screen

It is literally impossible to imagine Richard Ashcroft laughing. Go on, have a try. Just think about him roaring as Del Boy falls through the bar. Can't be done.

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

Sorry, but I refuse to accept that Les Kiss is a person and not France's 1992 Eurovision entry

Facebook knocking it out of the park with group suggestions today.

'Christmas is stressful, so let's do it at Easter too. I am very smart.'

Currently watching Batman Returns with the boy and, wow, I'd forgotten what an insanely horny movie this is.

6 Music noughties day kicking off with an audio montage that segues smoothly from Coldplay's first album, to foot and mouth, to 9/11 and then Will Young is really hitting all my nostalgia buttons

When you get a genre named after you but you're the only one really working in it, safe to say you're a legend. RIP David Lynch

Some gold standard posting on the RATM Facebook fan page

Found your mum's Christmas present

Feels like it should be ok to both hate the US medical insurance business and also not enjoy watching footage of a guy being murdered. But maybe that's just me?

What's wrong babe, you've hardly touched your unnervingly life-like Na'vi baby doll?

TBF, it doesn't sound like a particularly peaceful way to go

That melancholy feeling of going slightly viral on social media but being unable to tell anyone irl because they would, correctly, not give the tiniest fuck about it

Is there no depth Laurence Fox won't stoop to?

I'm not some fancy geographer/computer guy, but I think BluSky's #wales feed could use some work

Zena would like to say hello, but she just can't be bothered to stand up right now #proofofcat

If 'reconfigure my front porch' isn't already a euphemism for something it absolutely should be

Breaking my self-imposed Twitter exile to catch up on the Gary Barlow's giant son content

Massive respect to the elderly guy sat on the bench outside WH Smiths blasting twangy old school country music from his Bluetooth speaker. Reclaim the space!

Going to put fake screenings of this on and just show Walk Hard instead youtu.be/FdV-Cs5o8mc?...

Say what you like about Vincent, but he's never slow about getting a round in

Now this is my kind of sporting scandal www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/o...

Can someone check in on Rick Beato? He seems pretty upset and confused

Couple of #aurora shots from South Wales

When are they releasing the next Bin Laden anyway? We get a new iPhone every year

I regret to inform you that NY Times Connections is back on its bullshit today

Exciting times on Bluesky with the arrival of a 100% real Brad Pitt. Don't forget to follow him up!

What's in the box? #proofofcat

everyone talking about linkin park. nobody cares if zelda in park. 🌳😔

NYT Games Editor: Hey guys, we're getting some complaints that our answers are a bit US-centric. Can we tone it down a bit? Connections and Strands setters, tucking into a big plate of taro, jicama and rutabaga, while reading a book of American football stats: On it boss!

Is it a further sign of Twitter's decline as a platform that we're now getting served those 'celeb with a bruised face crypto scam' ads on The Guardian app?

A horse is just a car made of meat

Pretty sure 'Scott Stapp playing Frank Sinatra in a Ronald Reagan biopic' is in the Book of Revelations

I don't want to tell Netflix how to do business, but maybe they should have just done a documentary about the largest vampire coven?

So Bluesky's Wales feed picks up mentions of Monmouth (New Jersey, USA) but not place names actually spelled in Welsh like Bannau Brycheiniog. Wonder if this happens with other languages too?