1. Bill Clinton isn’t a leftist and never was 2. His creepiness not news 3. He has no influence on our current political moment 4. If this is all a president who hates democrats and is willing to flagrantly rewrite history can conjure up, imagine how much worse the redacted stuff about himself is

Blair this video from the rooftops every day for the rest of the motherfucker’s life

You. This is not a hill that you will die one.

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

It’s nice when something real is also good

“Whatever you do, do not let her around any of these men, and especially my husband… Protect her.” - Marla Maples, Donald Trump’s second wife Y’all, I know it’s easy to go numb to the president’s cartoonish supervillainy, but like… Jesus Fucking Christ, how bleak can it possibly get?

It’s infuriating, but it’s also a helpful reminder that MAGA is doomed. They’re drowning in an ocean of their own terrible choices and these are the sounds of their last gasps. Stay alive. The sun will rise.

Don’t forget to show your friends the Hokum trailer and tell them nothing about what’s in it youtube.com/watch?v=OFmb...

Quote with your model of masculinity.

Conservatives when they tell you to prove something and then you do

This is the part I’m holding onto. Stay alive. The sun will rise.

Hey look it’s my aura

You know you’ve lost the plot when James Woods has to tell you you’re being too much of an asshole

Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.

Imagine the existential horror of living a life so empty that you would complain to your congressman about the aesthetic of insurance commercials. And if you can’t, it’s because it doesn’t happen and this is a very dumb fake story.

It’s amazing how only the worst people in our country seem to have any power over what opinions dominate the conversation

“DO YOU EVEN LIFT MOM”

Not since the Atlas Shrugged movies have I seen such an on the nose capitalist self-own

Show me how your 2025 went

Would you buy a churro from Arturo the Churro Burro?

I stopped drawing Kitschy Komics for five months and then brought it back for this. Please shame me accordingly in the comments below.

Still Game of the Year in my heart 🍌❤️

Republicans need to look at this and understand exactly how far in the rearview mirror good governance is. He’s threatening to shut down entire states - deep red ones - for not rigging elections for him. Not over abortion or trans rights or protecting immigrants, just for holding normal elections.

This is what “moderates” sound like

Artists, please remember to vaccinate your oc for artist oc big fat tits syndrome. Don’t let them become a statistic like poor Dorothy Dots.

Might draw a Kitschy Komic tonight

“The recent election shows such sacrifices aren’t even necessary… Democrats performed strongly up and down the ballot. Moms-for-Liberty-style candidates—who centered their campaigns on anti-trans rhetoric—were wiped out. The notion that this kind of fearmongering ‘works’ is disappearing.”

Kind of surprised more Batman concepts don’t cover his mouth. It looks less human and adds potential for voice modification. Definitely scarier to run into in a dark alley.

Did Timmy’s mom ever get a name? I stopped watching Fairly Odd Parents about halfway through its decade-long slide into hell.

Netflix is poised to become JK Rowling’s new sugar daddy. The chat link is help.netflix.com/en/contactus. You know what to do.

Lois Griffin if I was her stylist

Please tell me someone else on this app likes American Dad

It’s weird that liking the most profitable movie of all time is treated like a hot take

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Lord of the Rings, it’s that there are no happy endings for despots in New Zealand

Here’s your daily reminder that Gavin Newsom is not the 2028 nominee and you can still support someone good instead

The essay is embarrassing. She sounds like a sixth grader reciting her parents’ opinions and pretending she wrote a real paper. There aren’t even cites. It’s just a tirade against her teacher and a dare to defend against it. I’m sick of bad people getting everything they want just for being cruel.

*Taps the sign*

I’m really sick of betting market ads, but if betting against Republicans coming up with a healthcare plan is an option, I might take the free money

Zohran sees the vision of American greatness as a goal to be achieved by making life better for everyone. Trump sees it as an aesthetic that can enhance his own brand.

Idk why we’re drawing Frieren looking up, but sure, I’ll give it a not completely embarrassing try

I’d be truly aghast if I didn’t already know who Phil Berger was

Pro Tip: Anyone who uses the phrase “Many problems. A simple answer.” is either stupid or lying through their teeth.

You. Yes, you reading this. I’m glad you’re here. Please be here next year, too.

We elected one Black president 17 years ago and a critical mass of people have dedicated their lives to achieving this kind of headline ever since

Anyone wanna explain to me how this isn’t just a straight up death threat? The crime? The serious, jailable crime? Are there literally any rules anymore?

I like my men like I like my accountants I get why they exist, I just don’t want to be one of them

Never let them tell you the left is a bigger threat than the right