He wants you to be poor and desperate. All any of them want is for you to be poor and desperate.

I’m a drunk, it’s canon now

So he’s like EVIL evil, huh?

Y’all. He is hyper concerned about preserving German ethnic heritage. There’s a very specific historic word for this. One we all know. A group for whom this issue is their most basic, undeniable trait. Elon Musk is a full-blown nazi and anyone who denies it endangers us all.

Dear Microsoft, The best thing you can do is stop funding Israel. The second best thing you can do is stop funding AI. The third best thing you can do is separate from Xbox so I can buy Forza Horizon 6 without doing business with you. Thanks a million and fuck you, Everyone

I’ve been watching the Hurricanes since 2008-09, when Rod was still playing and Jordan ruined everything. Watching them win a cup together last night was quite possibly the best sports experience of my life. Let’s Go Canes!!!

What I’m gathering from the World Cup players and their field trips is that America is charming when you know you get to leave

“Israel comes to me in my dreams” sounds like something you say to Donald Trump to calm him down in the middle of a fugue state

Don’t forget to be happy that Nancy Mace is in shambles Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

If you preorder Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse, you get a costume that makes Rose look like Alucard’s daughter instead of Trevor’s. I’ve never wanted a preorder bonus more.

People who call BlueSky a bubble really underestimate how much everyone fucking hates each other here

Agreed

This actually does make me feel better

You’re a straight male? Sounds like a skill issue

Holy hell I needed a shred of good news today

Pauline with a mustache was by far the best reveal of the Nintendo Direct

Please attend and press the mayor on his support of trans rights. He’s only partially following through as of now.

What’s the funniest Zelda remake they could confirm instead of Ocarina of Time?

Nintendo forced feminization game confirmed

Monday is here…

The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act Reviewed in One Skeet: jk, no spoilers, see you in 15 days

🎉🎉🎉

Let’s fill the bigots’ hearts with Metroid Dread

Peeb wins Pride 2026, not even close

This post is not doing well, I wonder why

Oooo we’re gonna get disrespectful this year (hell yeah)

“You are nothing to me” is the correct way to respond to phobes

I’d genuinely rather have Matthew Lillard’s Shaggy voice for Mario than Chris Pratt just talking

Happy Pride Month

Have you ever heard it called the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom? This is my first time hearing it called the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom. But now that I know about the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom, I think we should all call it the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom as often as we can.

May is National Military Appreciation Month. Has been since 1999. No one celebrates it. The conservatives who say the military deserves a month more than queer people don’t even care enough to notice until it’s an excuse to tear us down. Ignore the bigots and have a great Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

I understand that creators have to take some risks to get their work out there… but if you can possibly avoid it, never sell your darlings.

If you think vegans overestimate how much people care that they’re vegan, just wait until you see the people who think everyone cares that they hate vegans

Never a bad time to celebrate the downfall of Nancy Mace

So true, so refreshing. We have serious work to do, but at some point, we need to stop making ourselves and our potential comrades miserable. Being right doesn’t matter much when nobody likes you.

The fact that Ken Paxton is fuck ugly has nothing to do with why he’s a bad candidate and a bad person But yes, he is undeniably fuck ugly

Her swimming career was far from exceptional; she did not come close to dominating in the sport, and is famous for a race where she tied 5th and was beaten by 4 other women. 2/2

The 'panic' around Lia Thomas was about creating a target people could point at while demanding exclusion. So much of what people “know” about Lia comes from manufactured outrage and years of misinformation repeated without context. We commissioned this comic to break down the actual story. 1/2

I feel like JG Quintel is one good trip away from making this real

Dipshits went and reinvented the ratchet effect 😂

Professional writer here. Rosenbaum can eat shit.

Dude, shut up. Shit like this loses critical voters and wins no one.

One is a prolific criminal who stole from the very people he’s running to represent The other said some nice stuff about trans people and was (falsely) called a vegan Both-siding is extremism

*googles Welcome to Dorley Hall for the first time* … *bookmarks*