The title of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives should advance with the show The Lives of Mormon Wives The Lives of Wives The Lives of Women

I just learned that the term “smooth operator” came from people who could tap out morse code really well in the telegram days.

LinkedIn: because no other platform allows you to mask sociopathy so publicly

Watching elections in other states from Texas

Well I slept straight through Halloween on accident. Decidedly not how one enjoys the holiday.

Mark my words, this stock market will never crash. *This statement should not be construed as investment advice and should not be attributed to me in the event of a market crash.

One sentence into A Tale of Two Cities, “Whoa, pick a lane buddy.”

I can do all things through coffee. Amen.

John Summit

Polo & Pan

Day 3 of ACL starting late. First, Polo & Pan! ✨🪩✨

Thank you for coming in today. We’d like to go over the results of your party banter audit. First of all, we’re going to issue a citation for doing accents. Second, you mentioned your cat without showing photos. We’re not going to issue a citation, but consider this a warning.

Had my first ride in a self driving car. Straight up black magic y’all.

Doechii 🔥

Modest Mouse

Day 2 selfie

Posted up for Modest Mouse and these kids are putting on a show

Ocean Alley and more shade

Found a spot in the shade for Spacey Jane

Day two! So far, I’m thinking Ocean Alley, Modest Mouse, Doechii, DJO, Sabrina Carpenter. Any 12 to 3 p.m. acts y’all recommend?

And we’re off!

ACL weekend - photo/video dump to commence this afternoon

Never moving again. I hurt in places I didn’t know I had.

Aioli has a country club membership Mayo fishes at the local pond

The live show was also a blast

www.stat.cmu.edu/~brian/walla... Written in 1944 by then Vice President Henry A. Wallace, this essay is one I’ve reread a handful of times in the past decade.

My favorite thing about the PBS News Hour is their measured intro no matter how insane the news they’re covering.

It’s weird how the British developed English but they pronounce it all wrong.

“I always thought about his hat, but I never thought about his sideburns.” @shannon.bsky.social looking at a photo of Davy Crockett

Time to show this cold brew concentrate who is boss.

Had someone mistake me for a college student today and learned just how vein I really am.

music.apple.com/us/album/i-l... This album is top tier madness

Europe is the moon to my American werewolf

Amsterdam ain’t ready

Jammin on the water

Not many upsides to being scientifically illiterate, except that every scientist you encounter is practically a wizard and they sometimes sell you magic tools.

Forgot to post this video from my hike last month. Footage taken from the peak of Gobbler’s Knob - and yes, that is what it’s called.

Woke up thinking about the Zoolander gasoline fight scene for some reason

NASA should attach a 360° camera to the ISS that you can look through using VR

How it feels to remix your own track

Friend: What do you think will happen with the stock market after all these tariff announcements? Me: I’m snakeish on the market and just hope my position doesn’t get undermined by the mongoose. Friend:… Me: I’m sorry, I don’t know what I’m talking about. I think animals are involved somehow.

Today is my birthday! This past year was a good one in the life of Jack. I was able to spend lots of time with family and friends and gained a deeper appreciation for the fact that those relationships are what make life worth living. Celebrate with me by telling those you love that you love them.

Can we make hobby horsing the official sport of bsky?

Time for my IV drip of coffee.

[walking into a restaurant for dinner with a friend] Random teen: I like your fit bro. Me: Thanks man! Random teen: You out here lookin like Shaggy, dog.