Which side of the political spectrum does relativism belong to in 2026?

Finally got around to watching The Wire, and it turns out it is just as good as everyone says it is. One season in, four to go.

So good youtu.be/gAAjCrHA0Tc

Social media is the coffee shop that lets any local band play a show.

Setting up a compensation fund for those who believe they’ve been targeted by their cats for retribution. Submit your claims via reply.

Halfway through Grapes of Wrath. So far, more wrath than grapes.

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Hit me with your biggest pet peeve.

April showers bring May flowers

Is it a bad sign if you start sweating right after you eat Taco Bell?

Finally checked out Claude, and it built a fully functional synthesizer, beat machine, and grain delay effect in less than an hour. Easily opens in my DAW. Now I’m making techno with plugins that only exist on my computer and I don’t know how to code.

I’ve seen zero evidence to support the notion that a church mouse is quieter than any other mouse.

Cupcake for breakfast kind of day

Today, millions of Americans will rush to do bureaucratic paperwork they meant to do weeks ago, will curse the government, and ask questions like, “Why is this so complicated?” And “Why are there so many form 1099s?” We’re not so different from one another after all.

Guy wearing a suit walking on the sidewalk: put together Guy wearing a suit walking on the grass: falling apart

Without looking it up, what article of clothing does Tony the Tiger wear?

My hobby is making my computer scream at me.

I’m officially designating my cats as part of the terrorist organization Meow-Qaeda. They hate our way of life—our freedom of sleep, our urine-free rugs, and our empty boxes. Effective immediately, I am authorizing an operation led by our top cat toys to exhaust the enemy and defend our freedoms.

Climbed a mountain this weekend

No need to be rich to enjoy luxury when hammocks and rocking chairs exist.

Da boys do Six Flags.

When people say, “he’s got his fingers in a lot of pies,” are the pies already cooked and he’s sticking his fingers in them or is he helping make the pies and that’s why his fingers are in there?

Alex Honnold stressing me out right now.

Aside from buying a Miata, what might a middle aged man do that screams midlife crisis?

You know, people look at you differently if you go out in house slippers as an adult man.

Happy new year! Celebrated with an epic sushi meal at Rosella KPT.

Kitty in repose

My hotel bathroom in Boston had a phone next to the toilet, or as I call it: the power move special.

Saw Paul Revere’s grave and the site of the Boston Massacre today. Not photographed, but also seen, the site of the Boston Tea Party and the graves of John Hancock and Sam Adams. Also had a beer at the longest consistently running pub in America. Boston is cool.

Obligatory cat content from the Thanksgiving holiday

I just learned that the term “smooth operator” came from people who could tap out morse code really well in the telegram days.

Watching elections in other states from Texas

One sentence into A Tale of Two Cities, “Whoa, pick a lane buddy.”

John Summit

Polo & Pan

Day 3 of ACL starting late. First, Polo & Pan! ✨🪩✨

Thank you for coming in today. We’d like to go over the results of your party banter audit. First of all, we’re going to issue a citation for doing accents. Second, you mentioned your cat without showing photos. We’re not going to issue a citation, but consider this a warning.

Had my first ride in a self driving car. Straight up black magic y’all.

Doechii 🔥

Modest Mouse

Day 2 selfie

Posted up for Modest Mouse and these kids are putting on a show

Ocean Alley and more shade

Found a spot in the shade for Spacey Jane

Day two! So far, I’m thinking Ocean Alley, Modest Mouse, Doechii, DJO, Sabrina Carpenter. Any 12 to 3 p.m. acts y’all recommend?