The grocery store on Saturday night is the weirdest place. Yes, that is a flosser in the urinal #softcocksaturday #scs

This is sure to not stay soft for much longer thanks to that hottie in the background 🥵🍆😈 #softcocksaturday #scs featuring @no1kn-w.bsky.social 🍑

He just won’t go down. Must be because it’s #fatcockfriday🍆🤤💦 #fcf 📸 and 💦 courtesy of @no1kn-w.bsky.social

Just some random dick pics today. Anyone wanna play with it? 🍆😈😘 #monochromemonday #mcm

Post-coital softies and natural light. ❤️‍🔥🥵😵‍💫 #softcocksaturday #scs Ft. @no1kn-w.bsky.social 🥰

Before and after a little clean up. Happy #fatcockfriday! 😈🍆💈

Sweaty #fursday. Wish I could work up a sweat some other way today 🥵😏😈

He gon’ shake that ass and them pretty tig old bitties (huh) 🤭🤪🍑 #doingmybest #humpday

The view from under my desk most days I work from home 😉😈 #tummytuesday #testicletuesday #toweltuesday (not pictured)

Tried really hard to get some fresh, creative photos and videos because I’m getting bored with myself here, but gave up. So here’s my C+ outtakes for today’s #monochromemonday 🙄😆🫠 #doingmybest #mcm

Waiting patiently for @no1kn-w.bsky.social to address this softie 😈🍆🥵 #softcocksaturday #scs

Happy #fatcockfriday! Enjoying all the hot dick on my feed today and looking forward to a sexy weekend 😉😈🥰

Happy #fursday! Friday can’t get here soon enough 😉🍆🥵

Got a little cheeky while making dinner 😉🤭🍑 #humpday

⚠️ PSA ⚠️ I *always* want the link to the alt.

Tried to get a little bit of all the Ts today: tiddies, tummy, testicles, and towel 😊🍆💦 #titsouttuesday #tummytuesday #testicletuesday #toweltuesday

So not ready for a new work week 😫 Anyone wanna help me kick it off with a bang? 😏🍆😈 #monochromemonday #mcm

Busy day, but never too busy for #softcocksaturday. Hope y’all enjoy! 😉 😊

Fourteen years ago today, @no1kn-w.bsky.social and I said to the Chicago city clerk, “no, you got our names mixed up,” but “yes” to each other when we had our city hall civil union the very first day we could in Illinois. Love you, babe. Here’s some early photos of us fucking.

Happy #fatcockfriday to all who celebrate! Anyone wanna help me finish this job? 🥰🍆🥳

Good hygiene is very important 💦🚿😉 #fursday #thighthursday

In an effort to participate with my community, I humbly offer my submission for #humpday, and damn, I don’t know how some of y’all contort your bodies to get those thotty masterpieces, cause this was uncomfortable 🥵

Never posted full body before, but I’m a wee bit hungover and figured I’ve already posted all the parts I’m most insecure about, so why the hell not. Happy #softcocksaturday (and soft body Saturday for me)! 🫣🫥😶‍🌫️ #scs

Photo on the left, about 6 months together (May 2006). Photo on the right, nearly 20 years together (May 2025). We’ve always been smut peddlers, @no1kn-w.bsky.social 😆🍆🍆😏 #fcf #fatcockfriday

As per usual, all your #humpday posts had me dickstracted today (both the 🍑es and the 🍆s) 😵‍💫🥵🍆💦

@no1kn-w.bsky.social always knows how to start our #sundaycumday off with a bang 😏🍆🍆🥵

What @no1kn-w.bsky.social walked in on me doing right before we ****** 🍆😈🥵 #fcf #fatcockfriday #gaysex

Got an early workout in today and hit the steam room for #toweltuesday. Anyone wanna give me a steamy late workout this afternoon? 😶‍🌫️🥵🍆😏 Also, it’s my birthday, so please send noodz. 🥳

We have unfinished business 😈⚔️🍆 #monochromemonday #mcm

Beautiful day for a bike ride through the forest preserve 😌🚴‍♂️😮‍💨 #softcocksaturday #scs

This #fatcockfriday, I’m sharing the retake of the video I intended to post Tuesday. Hope you enjoy! ☺️😮‍💨 #fcf #bate

I so rarely need to dress for work, thought I would take advantage of it for #humpday (which I also rarely take part in). Please be kind. 🫥🫣🐫

This was supposed to be a video, but oh well. It’ll do for #toweltuesday. 🤷🏻‍♂️🍆💦

Super tired today and wishing I could spend the day cuddling in bed 🥱 😈 #monochromemonday #mcm

Missed #sundaycumday and #monochromemonday, so catching up with today’s #toweltuesday submission. Hope I’m still eligible for at least partial credit 🤓😈🍆💦 #scs #mcm #bate

Happy #fatcockfriday! The weekend can’t come soon enough for this guy 😮‍💨🥱🍆 #fcf

Yes and yes 😜

Hitting up the archives for today’s #monochromonday offering. This was a very fun afternoon work break with @no1kn-w.bsky.social 🥰😈💦 #mcm

I guess I’ll have to try later for a #softcocksaturday post 🤷🏻‍♂️🍆☺️

Hope everyone has a joyous and self-indulgent #fatcockfriday. I know I needed one. 🍆💦😌 #fcf #bate

Semi #softcocksaturday, still dripping, fresh from @no1kn-w.bsky.social’s 🍑 #scs 👬🏻💦❤️‍🔥🥵

So it turns out to make @no1kn-w.bsky.social sex dream a reality, I’m gonna need a cruise ship and a bunch more dudes. Any volunteers? Oh, and happy #fatcockfriday 🙋🏻‍♂️😉🛳️🍆

Oh, nothing to see here. Just looking at all the #humpday posts. 🥵

A bit of belly and #monochromemonday 😘😈🍆

Ugh, I wanna go back to bed. Anyone wanna join me? 😉😈🍆#fatcockfriday #fcf

A little #toweltuesday and a little #tummytuesday for #twofertuesday (no? Stop trying to make fetch happen?) 😉

Wish I had some of those “ol’ west” costumes and prop guns to make this #monochromemonday submission a bit more fun 🤠🍆💦🔫

Just a little something for #sundaycumday. Have a great one!

(Semi) #softcocksaturday today. Need to get back to the gym and lose this winter (and spring) weight 😮‍💨💪🏃🏻‍♂️🥵 #scs #softie