redrew one of my fav nursery rhyme fgo memes as sandrone lol

Bro has the name of a province from the Dominate

When the "guess the city from the satellite view" game shows me what is obviously Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen from the air (I immediately and correctly guess Copenhagen) I'm too Denmark-pilled for this, I've literally been to Tivoli

I want to go to Wales again. I haven't been to Wales since going to Tintern, which is barely across the border.

watching black swan fucked up ballerina chemsex yuri >>>>>

Thomas Cromwell: One of Henry VIII's main advisors Oliver Cromwell: A very key figure in the New Model Army and the Parliamentarian cause, then Lord Protector Related: great-grandson of his nephew

Really funny how relatively distantly related Thomas and Oliver Cromwell are considering how close they were in historical role.

yeah I'm a unionist A European one

I really like the combo of the dress and top/sleeves and collar, but it really feels like it needs tights.

people always discuss edtwt but never do they discuss eddtwt or eddytwt

new charli xcx album themed around india dropping in june. call that bharat summer

A certain opmf either has no idea how much she stole my heart or has every idea and is mean about it.

Explanation: Erik the Red was a Viking known for his very red hair, was the guy that colonised Greenland Bluebeard is a French fairy tale character/ a character in the Bela Bartok opera Bluebeard's Castle Blackbeard is the pirate.

Being a good trans by going into a female-dominated field (archaeology and academia)

this is my nine eleven

why I have I seen two pieces of avatar the last airbender virginity discourse today That's two more than usual.

It's funny seeing when people wake up by them going through my posts and liking the new ones. I do it too so I feel kinship with them.

By the way, here's my letterboxd for anyone that may want it. boxd.it/g4ieD

It's kinda crazy how good the latter few Planet of the Apes movies were, considering how low their budgets were.

Jean from the Varka demo tho....... 👀 #eujean

Are you Redbeardpilled, Bluebeardpilled, or Blackbeardpilled The three feminine aesthetics (Viking, goth, pirate)

I don't follow football or any sport, at all. but Celtic winning is very funny.

jerk your currently valuable penis whilst I log into etoro to short it

If I ever have kids my sole source of naming inspiration will be the Romans. I will only have children named like. Quintus Fabius Vinicianus

Jerk your gold-pegged penis, whilst I lobby the government to adopt bimetallism

nickname: Herta pronouns: she/her height: 180cm sexuality: bisexualish? smokes: no drinks: no piercings: 0 tattoos: 0 fav color: purple fav drink: water fav food: cheese fav animal: red panda

Do you think Caesar moaned a little when the knives entered him

I MISSED A PLANET OF THE APES MOVIE Conquest I'm coming for you.

If money and safety were no object, I'd absolutely love to see the Richat structure.

Ostrogothic girl who time travels to the present and becomes a goth

Currently watch Rocky Horror Picture Show. I very much am disliking it so far.

Sandrone and Nicole form a spectrum between tsundere/bratty and knowledgeable yapper. Herta is in the middle of this spectrum. send post

The Planet of the Apes movies seem to have a very strong theme of "humans and apes aren't in any way better or worse than one another, or really particularly different at all". However, they severely undercut this message by making specifically gorillas appear stupid and warlike as a whole.

*to the tune of femininomenon* You know what I mean, and you know what you need, and so does he but is it attested? no! is it attested? no! well what we really need is a hapax legomenon!

Lesbian ewe moment

My animal instincts go crazy sometimes.

Bluebeard's Castle as a date would extremely funny though

I really want to invite her to see an opera next April but I'm worried she might not be interested

People who keep saying "Labour shouldn't go through too many leaders, else they'll look like the Tories" ignore the fact that the Tories only made 14 years because they changed leaders whenever their old leader got unpopular. The last PM to both gain and lose power in a GE was Td Heath!

Should I watch the 2010s Planet of the Apes reboot movies or just let the 1968-73 ones live happily in my brain...

rolling up to the hairdresser with a picture of the human woman in Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)

New Health Secretary appears to be a clone of Streeting.

Sandrone and Herta would be very good friends I think but would not be able to fuck each other successfully. Two bratty bottoms, trying to tease the other into taking her.

Burnham should be trying to be more like early Bukele, really.

I can very easily see a reality where Reform win this, if they throw enough at it. Zia Yusuf MP anyone?

What I think would be a lot more feasible is some Latin American or African politics: Burnham starts his own party as a "New New Labour" or something, gets all his supporters to defect to it. Then he doesn't need to care about the NEC, and can just absorb Labour if he has the popularity he claims.

What the fuck does Andy Burnham think he's doing??? Why the hell would the NEC allow him to stand? This is obviously just going to be: NEC don't allow Burnham to stand in Makerfield, leadership contest is Rayner or Millband instead of him.

After a few weeks of wearing women's jeans and now going back to men's trousers, I'm thoroughly befuddled every time I go to put my phone away or put something in any pockets.

holy shit