At least yog-sothoth and shub-niggurath are physical metaphors for something scary. Cthulhu is just a metaphor for contagious insanity, as if that weren't just a normal thing that exists.

My bf says the funniest shit. It's a travesty that he never posts. I'M the one who winds up recounting all his zingers on social media. WELL NO MORE! Now he has a Bsky, and I am an authorized app that will record his hilarity FOR him.

I wish we had infrastructure that wasn't just capitalism eating itself. I wish more parts of our society weren't just capitalism eating itself.

what if the doctor made a nomu with all-for-one's quirk

Kaiju — nature's tax assessor

you're making this face like "I disapprove of this argument and therefore I am better than you"

Consider: Biblically Accurate dildo. *walks out of room*

out of context: "I think there's an argument to be made for both Islam and Christianity being inherently anti-semitic"

Democrats calling every other Republican fascist seeming less like a 'boy who cried wolf' situation, and more like a 'boy with really good eyesight claims there is a forest fire headed this way, repeatedly says so as it gets closer and ignored until it's burning the town, "WHY DIDNT YOU WARN US"'

"It's like if you took marie kondo and smashed it together with Karl Marx"

I regret making "Do you want more goatze?" a reasonable question to ask around this house.

It's not "enhanced interrogation", it's "interrogation with benefits"

"Believe what you want. The worst you can be is wrong and you already have lots of practice with that."

the forbidden matcha ice cream

"there is an interpretation of this inchoate linguistic melange that is not-incorrect." is not the same as "this is correct." Like, the worse writing gets the more valid ways there are to interpret it. Almost exponentially.

Me in white, @hamnox.dev in red

Mel: *describes fictional moon war* me: Man, space just seems like a dumb place to fight a war. Mel: Technically, we are always in space. me: You know that space core from Portal 2? Now I'm imagining what he'd do if you told him that.

Regulation fails with innovative work. Instead, engineers at the forefront should be required to purchase insurance to cover potential damages and failure analysis.

@hamnox.dev: Did you hear about the submarine? @jelloraptor.bsky.social: Is this the setup to a joke or a tragedy? @hamnox.dev: A tragedy. @jelloraptor.bsky.social: Wrong! The correct answer is "yes"! ... @jelloraptor.bsky.social: yeah I heard.

No! That's a horrible take! I want someone else to have it, not me!

The "Will It Fit" game plays VERY differently depending on context.

"Meming hard" just sounds German to me. ~"This is Wolfram Meimenhard!"~

Is this the new NP hard proof? You just take every moral problem and reduce it down to AI alignment?

@hamnox.dev: Orcas are so in right now 😎 me: Is seaworld still torturing them? @hamnox.dev: ... @hamnox.dev: I have no idea @hamnox.dev: 😐 me: 😐

"Yay scraping! What Baumgartner is ALL about 😄"

(hamnox): blah "androphilic drive" blah (anon): im sorry right now my brain is parsing androphilic like hydrophilic. like a material that sticks to men. (me): well MY brain is interpreting drive like 'warp drive' (hamnox): so like, a man-seeking missile? (me): or you have just described a cum shot

@jelloraptor.bsky.social: Isn't this basically just an alt for you? @hamnox.dev: NO. I will entice you to use this account for yourself and you will like it.