I had the patient the next door down for my next shift. He was busy, had an IABP, CRRT, and VA-ECMO and you know what, I enjoyed my night so much better. Working with an emotional vampire is so so hard.

I'm actually a little surprised by how thirsty the admin is to not be blamed for the shutdown. Does anyone but the incumbent actually get "blamed" for this? Can messaging direct it in anyway? It always seems like Dems are being taken hostage in these fights bc Repubs just want to cut more and more.

CBS News will now be a megaphone for the country's most vicious crusader against free speech, and the most relentless propagandist of far-right disinformation. Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.

The 2024 election is the universal flashpoint where we went from everyone getting their own Havana Syndrome, to everyone getting their own AI psychosis.

Tonight, I've got the ornery, abusive patient that no one on the unit wants 🤗🥳 Yes sir,I will get you more apple juice! Even as your suprasystemic pulmonary hypertension and RV failure drowns you in liquid sir 🫡

An indicator of their desire to canonize Kirk, and how deeply online this admin is, that they're cleaving from the ADL- a right wing org with bipartisan support whose entire goal is to help maintain the Washington consensus on Israel/Zionism.

Congressional GOPs can't help but drop these little hints that let us know how juiceless they are without Trump. Inshallah we'll find out soon.

Struggling to stay awake!

I had a severe concussion in 2017

Out: autopen In: medbed

Holy shit Trump's social media is posting AI scam videos about MedBeds that feature Trump.

They're calling it Kirkchella over there

Wear the cage, Shinji

My wife bought me a "dog walker" and I'm pretty sure that if I smoked this whole thing while walking a dog I would die. The smell is incredible though.

The #resistance libs just wanted it more. You can't blame anyone but your own team if you fail to put the ball on the field.

ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...

2025- Writing things on bullets in the new Black!

Do ya.... do ya think Musk will fund their lawsuits?

"Elsa likes closing doors. Why?" This kid is gonna be a film critic.

Oklahoma is 50th in the nation for education quality. Can't have an arsonist be your fire chief and call what happens next an accident.

Please share—11 hours left and we’re helping EIGHT families evacuate from under fire in Gaza City ⚠️ Mai @mai2698.bsky.social has relied on us for a YEAR to survive. So we show up again. We show her she isn’t alone, facing death every second. Help her family escape south. 195/1000

It would be funny if Kimmel announced this was his last show, that he's quitting, on the first episode post-suspension. Probably funnier than anything that will actually happen.

Gavin is still hiking, to this very day. Pray he never arrives at his destination.

It's beyond time to stop listening to Ezra Klein. www.jezebel.com/only-an-idio...

Going to be an especially spooky Halloween this year!

What a turn around from suspending Kimmel indefinitely, hosting a hagiography for a podcaster in that time slot, moving the hagiography online and airing a Steve Harvey show instead, and then bringing Kimmel back. Embarrassing.

A very small step in the right direction, one thought impossible just a few years ago. Only now occurring due to the degradation of the US-led "rules based order". Sorry but essentially no chance that major US allies do this if Harris is prez

I have to say: this represents a very significant and interesting change from the status quo. Also have to say: some of them likely wouldn't vote yes if it had a chance of passing.

We've been trying to get our kid to take his syringe of Omeprazole for weeks now and we are SUFFERING

If you were rewriting the sequels to Enders Game, you'd have to make the two siblings podcasters who vie to become Hegemon of Earth

Coworker made me a medal tonight But it's complete bullshit 😡 I didn't even get to have a bite

Ro Khanna makes what sounds like a good-hearted but naive attempt to get a carve out for coffee & start ppl talking about tariffs. Republicans would never consider it if a Dem were president, and would unite around maximizing economic hardship for the next election.

I think I ate my way out of lactose intolerance

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The rest is just sparkling violence, which now means it's specifically the fault of trans people

I think what I'm digging about THE REHEARSAL so far is just the sheer variety and volume of emotions this show makes me feel as I watch it. This is far from pure received cringe like NATHAN FOR YOU. It's a lot different and also a lot more.

“There is nowhere in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil, and how you die does not redeem how you lived. You don’t become a hero in death when you are a weapon of the enemy in life.” ~Pastor Howard John-Wesley of Alfred Street Baptist Church

This looks like a cheeky photoshop

Had a wild shift last night. My patient completely crumped, coded, had to be cannulated for VA ECMO (2nd time). But I feel better about it than I have in the past because I did my job better than I have in the past.

Noooooo

Kinda surprised at all the very positive Borderlands 4 reviews! Seems like people really enjoyed it.

It's never been more clear: you can believe any single thing or conspiracy about Jewish people you like. So long as you support the state of Israel and it's violence, you are not an antisemite in the mainstream.

hot damn

D: How's your aim these days? L: Good as ever. Diamond: I've got one last job for ya Luigi: Count me in, boss.

Still fleecing rubes from beyond the grave? Gotta respect the hustle

Ol Charlie Kirk could always take a joke. I bet he will be looking up at us and laughing!

You know, when they said that Trump sent a birthday letter poem to Epstein in the shape of a female's body, I had just assumed they meant like an adult woman

We threw him in their well and now the ICC is prosecuting us for chemical warfare, wtf??

"He was scheduled to perform in Goldsboro Friday night, but the venue says the show has been postponed." That's one way to put it