My #WorldCup tier list. #FIFA #USMNT

Literally nobody is happier than Don Garber right now #MLS

Today is international men’s day, but nobody is going to say anything about it until international women’s day next year and complain “wHy Is ThErE nO iNtErNaTiOnAl MeN’s DaY??¿?”

HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️

USMNT vs Uruguay tonight

Every problem in life can be fixed by switching to a back 3 #USMNT

JOE GOLDSTEIN WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS. #RBNY II are MLS Next Pro Cup Champions

Congrats RBNYII. The future looks bright #RBNY #MLS #MLSNEXT

From a USMNT perspective, this Miami vs Nashville game simply can’t grab my interest. Not a single American in either team’s front 6 #MLS #USMNT

This guy’s not going to the World Cup.

Updated #USMNT roster after the October camp

CAPE VERDE, POPULATION 560,000, QUALIFY FOR A FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP 🇨🇻 The second-smallest nation ever to achieve that feat. Every US state has a bigger population, yet the Blue Sharks are on their way to football's big dance. Astonishing and inspiring 🦈

New Caledonia 🇳🇨 with a huge win abroad

love to have NWSL's broadcast partner CBS running a whole CarMax ad during a player substitution and proceed to miss an entire goal by KC Current absolute amateur hour

Every time I watch track and field, I wonder if it’s too late for me to become a world class athlete 🤪

Unfortunately, we are not going anywhere with Pochettino at the helm. #USMNT

Colorado just lost to two of the worst teams in MLS yet I’m supposed to believe Paxten made the right decision in leaving Frankfurt? #MLS #USMNT

I suggest we sign Joao Pedro back in January. Where’s my agent’s bonus? #CFC

simply put, we ain’t ever gonna make it

I’ll be actively rooting for the LA Galaxy tonight and it makes me sick. See what you made me do, Colorado? #MLS

Whatever the opposite of a Eurosnob is, I dislike them more #USMNT

A transfer hasn’t pissed me off this much since Juan Mata to Man United

Paxten to Colorado is the worst USMNT-related transfer of the year. Nobody can tell me otherwise.

I need to get Blessed Rain After the Drought’d

This would be one of the worst moves in American soccer history

Palmer had his best game this calendar year against PSG, playing from the right with an overlapping fullback. That was fun wasn't it? Straight back to the gulag.

My 100% accurate, totally correct 2025-26 Premier League predictions #PL

“The very reason I have anxiety is because I have a body.”

AT THE DEATH

Wouldn’t be surprised if Anthony Markanich is in serious contention for a World Cup spot

Snoop

We really launder money and just don’t care about how it looks lol #CFC

THE CHAMPIONS OF AFRICA 🇳🇬🏆 Congratulations, Michelle Alozie and Asisat Oshoala!

What Fabrizio Romano updates feel like

Do people eat Arby’s?

Big Brother I’d back with #ButFirst 😂

Why’d he throw squidward like that lol

Post a kick-Ass Woman

Imagine seeing this bad boy on the front of a Chelsea shirt #CFC

CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.

I support the best team in the world. #CFC

UP THE CHELS!

Instant. 🔥

Calling it now, transfer flop of the season #CPFC #EPL

Here’s my ideal #USMNT Squad: GK: Turner, Steffen, Schulte FBs: Dest, Jedi, Scally, Tolkin CBs: Richards, Ream, McKenzie, CCV 6s: Adams, Johnny, Tessmann 8s: McKennie, Musah, Paxten 10s: Tillman, Reyna, Luna Wing: Pulisic, Weah, Wright ST: Pepi, Balogun, Sargent This roster is perfect.

What are we even doing here?

I need to see more African tennis players

Truthfully, I’ve always held the Brasileiro in such high regard. Probably a better league than Ligue 1.