I gotta be at work in less than 6 hours and I'm still not sleepy

I can't have dairy/sugar (antibiotics), so I've been diving deeper and deeper into smack mode. And this jar of olives I've been saving won't open

I don't be caring to read between the lines, when the lines are about me. Cuz say it with your chest But I remember a girl I used to be friends with, scream texting about a chick on Twitter (cant even remember what she said) Then noticing she was last person to look at my Snapchat So I was like

Couldn't get my tooth pulled (again) because they couldn't numb me effectively enough to get it done. But I know the antibiotics are working cuz the gums at the site have started itching. My face is still swollen though. I'll be happy when this is all over

Playing the food network channel in the dentist lobby is diabolical af lmao

My day started with intense nerve dental pain And ended up with me going to the ER I how everybody had a better blue moon than I did...

Growing up I was exposed to sooo many different relationship dynamics. So many of the women in my family were single. And ones that weren't didn't have optimal partners. I always thought it was unfair because these women were amazing and deserved to be loved by more than just their family

I think I need donuts and Vietnamese coffee today...

*On today's episode of fat and jobless* Dorian Grayson Wilde #Caturday

Me and mango lassi go together real bad...

Hell. A curse. The ghetto. Bane of my existence

Know your history! Husbands have been horrible ppl

I think they forget that we've been partying since high school. When it was a great time, great new music, low quality camera phones, and cheap everything. It's not in our best interest to do this after almost 2 decades of already doing it. Being home is more fulfilling

I bought these cookies like 2 months ago and hid them from myself... And I fucked up by unearthing them

Ramen (if my BP isn't high) PB&J (strawberry)

The thing about aging is Sometimes you gotta put a pad on the floor, a pillow under your knees and sleep as flat as possible My back and neck are so much better than they were 2 hours ago 🤷🏾‍♀️

My Samsung galaxy got an update that basically turned up the AI components. Turned all that shit off. This shit is so invasive

Because everything we were promised if we did things the "right way" collapsed at the very time we were suppose to attain it Making something out of nothing is all we had left 😅😅

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I'm pretty sure my family is trying to plan something that culminates me and cousin turning 40, but no one asked me. The last thing I wanna do is spend time traveling to Georgia from Chicago (I'd have to travel to Chicago first 🙄) just to do a celebration on 4th of July

Being told I'm not fat because I don't have tig ol biddies, hips or ass. By the same ppl I'd consistently hear call other girls my size, plus any combination of the 3, fat So which is it?

I debated about painting my toes cuz I was gonna wear sandals today. Said fuck it cuz wasn't nobody finna be looking at my feet Wrong! I got so many compliments on my sandals 😅😅😭😭😭

It's literally fucked up that I'm sitting in a doctor's chair trying to self soothe, because I'm petrified about getting my IUD replaced. All because they refuse to make general anesthesia common practice for this procedure. They hate women so fucking much

A fucking open book test Yall failed

(No one who has to cosplay the 90s/early 00s to feel Cool could ever make me feel bad for being old.)

Cheap ppl have been pissing me of all day today. Play your fucking games somewhere else. Stop arguing with me about shit cuz you don't wanna pay for it. I'm not the nice one. Atleast not today

A word! It's not blackness though. It's racism. They don't truly care what ppl it is, so long as it's not them. It's just easier to target us

Yessssss lawd!

I didn't fully learn to swim until I was 11. AZ usually has swimming pools in their complexes and I almost drowned in one lol. So it's funny to me that I didn't learn until I moved back to Chicago. I taught myself. I miss it

Peacock got the most tubi ass movie promoted on their home screen. It looks like it was shot on a stop motion animation camera The only reason I even stopped to watch it was some of the actors looked real familiar Baby this movie is terrible 😅😅 The acting is even worse

I've been influenced to watch RI Housewives And I'm immediately brought to why I didn't want to watch it in the first place I can't tell these women apart

And now I've been banished to the office 😅😅

I take a few days off and now a feel a cold coming on... this is so ghetto

Do not call me. I don't have the room to carry it

The true powers to be behind most of the oblivious moves that administration is making, is doing everything in their power to make sure fair voting is decimated. They want their ppl in charge to complete their insidious plans. We can't be sheep to flock if we're educated, empowered and organized

Can't nobody tell me nothing bad about this lady

I'm gonna regret oversleeping...but I needed that nap. And this vat of water I'm beyond late making dinner though 🙃

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Multiple times a day. And it's not always food related 🫠

I just combed a small kitten out of my cat. Long haired animals aren't for the weak. They're so damn cute though

I used to build kits as a kid. Got 2 I plan to put together in the span of these next 4 days off. Gonna buy more if it goes well

I cannot speak for those who aren't born and raised in a big city, but living in a bubble honestly isn't an excuse

Short answer: absolutely not Long answer: cults, and ppl who fall into them, fascinate me. Anytime I deep dive I know for sure that I could never be trapped in one. I'm too antisocial and distrusting to ever be lured into one

When I was still a child (a mid-teenager, but a child nonetheless), a black man in his 30/40's looked me dead in my eyes and said "never cut your hair or you'll never get married"

IT WAS AN OPEN BOOK TEST YOU DUMMIES!!!

My boy is still high boots and stumbling like a drunk lmao My poor baby. But he just turned 7 and he needed that

Finally got off my ass to start doing some cleaning, and here come this cat (ain't even my cat...mine getting his teeth clean), herding me to sit down so she can be in my lap. She finally got the freedom to be here w/o him (she doesn't like that he exists), and she's using her time to be up under me

Gavin Newsome has said his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk Andrew Tate and now Clavicular. You should probably stop running for office and spend time with your son

Absolutely hate them But there were some all white docs I was OBSESSED with until I realized that I would never actually wear them

I would like grits and catfish