i need a fucking cigarette

sure basketball is great but did you guys see Craig Kimbrel get through a half inning

weird, "the NanoNeedle procedure" is what my wife calls it too

this is significantly more desirable than the present of journalism, in which elite reporters scrupulously maintain the fiction that their job speaks truth to power instead of carrying its water

as depressing and awful as the clay holmes news is, i do appreciate that his name doubles as a description for the house yeats is gonna build at innisfree where he can live alone in the bee-loud glade

Mets Fan Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

they ain't anything like perfect (and Shaq is a legit shitheel) but in terms of the healthy masculinity that libs always seem to clamor for, you could do a lot worse than Inside the NBA

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

i don't know anything about this wes streeting fella but judging from just his face i think he deserves to get dunked in a toilet

there's simply no adequate political response to this that isn't based on fully destroying the people and party responsible for it

if you make a Microsoft Teams deepfake of me please make me hot

elon musk spends two-thirds of his time spreading racist pseudoscience and hating trans people and here is Ezra Klein in 2026 saying Musk is relentlessly focused on the only things that matter to him: EVs and going to Mars. I'm sorry but the guy's just very very dim

kenny omega vs xavier woods in a best of 7 except they're playing Bushido Blade

iran (feat. macklemore)

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hardly a coincidence that the last time we had this level of inequality and elote impunity we got the Spanish American War, genocidal massacres in the Philippines, the Roosevelt Corollary, etc

my feelings about mike malone as the new carolina basketball coach are 100% predicated on whether he comes into the season with a full, lustrous beard

a lib-brained belief i hold is that (as long as the state exists, anyway) the government really should be filled with competent technocrats, not as part of some Cass Sunstein pop-psych experiment but simply because it is incumbent upon us to take care of one another

very eager to hear what the 'well at least they're putting SOMETHING there' crowd has to say about this

tfw ur dead tomato plant looks like a black metal band logo

DC statehood yesterday

bad bunny do better propaganda than the entire Democrat Party challenge