On all of my followers lives I’m making $100,000 this year.

Playboi Carti dropped ‘Different Day’ one year ago today…

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"the discover feed on bluesky is much better than x!" the bluesky discover feed:

I’m the most chalant nigga to ever exist.

I'm six bad days away from standing in the shower for hours.

Need Carti to officiate my wedding with the deep voice.

She asked me if I was in my prime and I said 2022 Destroy Lonely.

Men used to build skyscrapers without any harnesses and now they're out here posting October dumps on Instagram.

Oh to be a horse trying ketamine

Google Maps what is the point of this.

Who I gotta check in with in Arkansas??? 😣

Any Rothschild’s on here looking for a relationship? 👀

No blue checkmark bots flooding the replies.

Osbatt is lowkey UK Carnival.

When your homies have girlfriends or work to do so you can’t have an unemployed nigga play date. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

At some point, you should be required by law to change your artist name.

Then LeBron unzips his Trump modeled body suit after the election and the goat finally become the first NBA player to win 4 chips and the presidency. 🙏🏾

fish on a fake sketchbook

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #411,833! Waow.

someone said "draw majima as clodsire"

If someone says they can’t wait till Monday, THEY ARE LYING.

I’ll never know peace as long as I see a Ford Explorer on the highway.

Niggas say they be in talks with rappers, whole time it’s Mori Calliope.

You can take a beautiful picture then here come Instagram image compression. 😒

Knew I was having a bad day when I got a small fry from Five Guys and they didn’t fill the bag to the brim.

Damn I got life tomorrow.

stumped

Kagami Hiiragi from Lucky Star

Almost done with the front view!

Goro Majima

My thoughts on how Generative AI threatens to bring about the end of the free and open internet.

Card declined at the DMV and they totaled my car

You would think I went to school for hooping, all I know is ball

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If money was height then I’m Shaquille O’neal, and all you niggas is midgets

some of my pokemon legends arceus art from last year

I see an opp at the party and tell the DJ to play French Montana

First Lucina on Blue Sky

Never trust a bartender that don’t drink bitch

The Gamer's Princess #art ✨regrah

Pokemon Go

kid icarus redraw!

posting an old daisy sketch cause that new game looks nice

Listening to Autumn! Is better than therapy

Circuit Symbols xkcd.com/2818