Honey Bun
@honeylilbunny.bsky.social
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the last of the sweetie pie baby angels (She/her- bi - 31🌱)
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Picked up a cursed object that embues its wearer with the ability to phase through walls. Doesn't say what the curse is but its probably not a big deal [cut to me getting stuck in the fourth wall, aware of everything, my brain melting at the revelations]
20 days ago
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Listen i wouldnt take the position if offered but I do think id make a really good pimp
about 15 hours ago
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(Girl who finally got a sex toy offered through the vine program voice) I finally got a sex toy offered through the vine program 😋
2 days ago
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Blood of a virgin?? Ew okay sicko. Im only interested in slut blood <3
2 days ago
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Im listening...
2 days ago
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BMW Owner Dont Drive Like An Asshole Challenge: Impossible
3 days ago
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Well hopefully the good news bears will show up eventually
3 days ago
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Hey sorry for calling you a shitfucker but you were acting like one
3 days ago
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The powerlines are so beautiful this time of year
4 days ago
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Going to the book store to barter for a new book i want i wonder if they would accept a nude or perhaps a loaf of homemade banana bread
4 days ago
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Posting flyers everywhere that just say "hi im looking for more bones please contact me if you or someone you know has bones I can have thanks" with no contact info
4 days ago
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People who get their car washed regularly are embarrassing (pic unrelated)
4 days ago
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I love petsitting but its especially fun to do something a little different 🦎🐝
6 days ago
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Writing a long and formal letter requesting permission to use your likeness in my fantasies to masturbate
6 days ago
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reposted by
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David_j_roth
6 days ago
A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."
add a skeleton here at some point
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I love when i make myself mac and cheese from scratch, its so romantic
6 days ago
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I hope to one day come upon an abandoned vending machine nearly filled with snacks and treats only just past the expiration
7 days ago
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Ow .. ouch (starting to pulse red) my feelings you... oof.... theyre hurt
7 days ago
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Hi excuse me I was just wondering, could i have my way with you?
8 days ago
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Bought a possessed record player but all it does is play records backwards
8 days ago
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Brain matter drill butt ducky will grant you one wish and one wish only
8 days ago
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You cant talk to me like that im an amazon vine reviewer now
8 days ago
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"Death waits for no one" uhhh maybe not for you but if im running late i find Death to be patient and understanding
8 days ago
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Technically my title in the commune is professional mourner but they just call me The Wailer
8 days ago
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Doomed 2 be an emotionally complicated freak 5ever 😔✌️
9 days ago
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Goddammit donut!!!!!!!
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
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Rn im looking through my binoculars at two lizards in love sitting on a log in the sun together. one has its arm over the others shoulders and its the cutest thing I wish I could get a picture but I cant so please imagine it to the best of your abilities
9 days ago
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I will remember you in my will! No money off course, but i will write "i remember you" with a little heart next to your name
9 days ago
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Doing my makeup while crying makes me feel like Sisyphus
9 days ago
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I am who I am
9 days ago
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My data.. theyre collecting my precious data..
9 days ago
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I kissed a big handsome man and got his number last night but then I woke up bc it was all a dream. Lazy twist, lazy writing smh
9 days ago
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Just thought of something really scary but it didnt happen so I guess I'm okay..... for now
9 days ago
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Went over to my friend's house this morning for the run down on petsitting for her next week and YES I am super excited to watch Jackie the gecko
10 days ago
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Liking 2 of your posts and then muting you
10 days ago
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Having a girl sit on your lap is a privilege and a honor
11 days ago
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Hoping to be spirited away soon
11 days ago
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3d printing myself a mortal enemy bc im bored
11 days ago
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I think 250k would fit perfectly in my savings account
11 days ago
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Referring to anything I dont understand as an "ancient and lost knowledge that no mortal soul can comprehend"
11 days ago
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[Up next at the kissing booth] hi!!! Yes I would like hmm.. one slow kiss followed by a forehead kiss to go, please!
12 days ago
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accelerating the inevitable by getting rejected for jobs i havent even applied for yet
12 days ago
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TECHNICALLY speaking jesus is a bastard
12 days ago
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[You are being Beckoned] [You are taking damage from resisting] [Enter new realm to avoid death] -5 health "ugh" -5 health "tchhkkk" -5 health "oof" HURRY!
12 days ago
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When life closes a door, lock it tight
12 days ago
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Having a sunday afternoon walkaboot
13 days ago
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Its sexy when a man has a Costco membership i wont lie
13 days ago
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3 day old baby
13 days ago
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Okay after a brief break bc Princess Donut had her KITTENS ahem now we are starting a british found footage movie called Final Prayer (2013) Well also it has another name but I find that unnecessarily confusing
13 days ago
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Scary <3 movie <3 Saturday <3 starting with a Japanese horror called Beat Wishes To All (2024) Ps ive seen it before and SPOILER its amazing
14 days ago
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I cant believe im about to say this but I cannot wait for the DC movie Clayface to come out
14 days ago
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